I've been transported to Hawkins, the town from Stranger Things, and become Will's brother, Jonathan Byers. This America is too dangerous; horror stories unfold everywhere, and the sweet air is thick with evil. The neighboring town is Silent Hill, with a street called Oak Street, home to the Shining Hotel. I've heard there's a cabin in the woods beyond town. Legend has it that deep in the forest lies a fairytale town inhabited by vampires and young wolves, while Jason and Voldemort lurk outside. From time to time, demons from hell invade the world, aliens are always causing trouble on Independence Day, and Thanos, the head of the Space Office, is willing to snap his fingers—if you're unlucky, you'll be vaporized to dust. Luckily, I have a Dungeon Fighter Online (DNF) game system with me, allowing me to become a professional exorcist and form an exorcist alliance. I've gathered Constantine, Johnny Depp, Van Helsing, Nick Wilde, and the Ancient One. Everyone, don't fight over this monster; let me kill it! I'm super strong… If you, fellow readers, find "This Stranger Things is a Bit Cold" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

Returning from the mysterious world, witch Harry only wants a peaceful life and to experience Hogwarts, this fairytale playground, firsthand. However, a certain self-proclaimed Dark Lord and some so-called "important figures" seem determined to prevent her from having her way. So, it's time to let the wizarding world know what true "calamity" really is. (Those who haven't read Harry Potter or Lord of Mysteries won't be affected.)

Introduction:

When he came to this world, many familiar stories had not yet begun-Sleeping Beauty had not yet been born, the magic lamp was buried deep in the treasury, Snow White's father had just married a new wife, and the little mermaid was still playing with her sisters in the sea; the country of Oz in the center of the desert had never welcomed a girl named Dorothy.

Then, he came-the magician of miracles and wishes.

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Many years later, even illiterate children have heard this legend:

If you are in the darkest abyss, or have the most ardent wishes in your heart.

In the remote dense forests and lonely mountains, you may see the handsome boy in a long robe.

He is an omnipotent wizard, a prophet who knows everything, a wise man respected by kings, and a mentor of legendary heroes!

He once gave Pinocchio life and gave the mermaid an immortal soul. The princess and the beggar had prayed to him.

And now, it's your turn.

【In the fairy tale worldview, all stories are on one continent. The incompatible background will be changed. 】

【Short story, not very long, hundreds of thousands of words as usual】

The rating is low at the start, don't be scared away! I solemnly swear, this is a divine herb, not poison. Transmigrating to the HP world, Luke awakens the Magic Chef System, harvesting emotional points with delicious food to exchange for rewards.

As for learning magic at Hogwarts? Sorry, you can freely exchange for spell learning speed, potion-making skills, and alchemy experience. With a system, you can really do whatever you want.

Thus, the teachers and students of Hogwarts witnessed the terrifyingly strong yet seemingly unorthodox freshman Luke.

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Hawthorn Candy Balls have successfully garnered 1000 positive emotion points, easily earning you the Beginner Transformation talent!]

Minerva McGonagall: Didn't the principal say you weren't good at it? You learned it in the time it takes me to twist my hip?

[Congratulations, host! Your magically spicy hot pot has successfully garnered 10,000 positive emotion points, instantly transforming you into a fire god in half an hour!]

Dumbledore: To be able to perform such a move with just a slight glance at my notes... perhaps he's more suited to it than Harry...

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Lamb Skewers and Lamb Kidneys have successfully garnered 10,000 negative emotion points. You can claim the Dark Lord's Three-Piece Set without any side effects.]

Voldemort: You're just a little wizard from Badger Hill, why aren't you doing your job properly and learning dark magic? Don't I have any dignity?

...

When everyone's stomachs took the shape of Luke's, his magical talent and strength skyrocketed. A chef? Call him the God of Cookery!

The Death Eater was stunned: Oh my god! Run!

He is the real demon king!

Who has ever seen someone catch Avada Kedavra with a spatula?

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

(Not a cool story, the main plot, don't read if you don't like it!) There are twists and turns in the early relationship, and there will be explanations in the middle and late stages. Don't read if you only like cool stories. If you come in, you don't have the patience, so why come in! Slytherin from the Muggle world, Gryffindor, who is also a childhood sweetheart from the Muggle world, and there is also a Potter beside her. Looking at the three people below, Snape fell into deep thought, are you going to kill me? This is a magical world, and the protagonist is a soul from the 21st century. How can he not know the greatness of science? Then, what kind of sparks can the combination of magic and science splash out? This is a story about a protagonist who is a little bit second-year, and is pushed to the position of the Dark Lord step by step by his good friend! The most important point is that Hermione fits the original character, and her character is not likable. If you like the kind of vase Hermione, please don't come in! ! !

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

The era in which Harry Potter's parents lived in the Harry Potter series is called the parent generation.

The main characters include: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, etc.

After the popular science, here is the introduction.

1971.

The ignorant little wizards happily boarded the train to Hogwarts.

The Death Eaters developed silently in the dark, and no one knew whether the people around them were enemies or friends.

Voldemort's power will soon reach its peak, and Hogwarts will become the only truly safe place in the British wizarding world.

But there is no savior favored by fate here, only an incompetent Ministry of Magic and endless crises that are emerging more and more.

The dark ages are coming.

Draco: Red hair, second-hand robes, second-hand textbooks, I know who you are, another Weasley. Penelope: Your sister? Jordan: Your sister? McGonagall: Your sister? Claire: Oo? Your sister! Ginny blushed: Hello, sister. Percy: Merlin, I want to write a letter to mom... no... to dad! Fred said to George: Is this our sister that dad lost? George's eyes lit up: There will be 6 Weasleys in this school! Sorting Hat: Another Weasley? Gryffindor! Claire: Occasionally look up at the sky, the sun rises and the sky turns red. Fred: A Weasley marries a Weasley and doesn't even have to change her last name.

(The points have just been released, I don’t know if they will increase in the future)

(sticky) (orange)

(Gender-changed Peter)

(Mainly based on MCU, with a small portion of comics)

(parallel universe)

(The year and details are different, but it does not affect the reading)

(The whole article is nonsense)

Harry Potter - ✔

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse -✔

So I Was a Spider-✔

League of Legends: Spider Queen (To be confirmed)

Spider-Man from Earth-618JK, Perni Parker: "Help! I just finished fighting the Hulk and the Abomination and ended up at Hogwarts. Urgent! Waiting online!"