There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)

Also known as: [Reborn Man Learns Magic in England]

In order to honor his ancestors' magic tricks, a magician in the Dharma-Ending Age is about to perform a large-scale escape trick at the end of the century. However, he accidentally dies in the middle of the trick. When he opens his eyes again, he finds that he has been reborn as a foreigner.

But fortunately, my father's family is still a small farmer. Well, it's not big but it's something. What I couldn't get rid of in my previous life, I can finally get rid of in this life.

As a result, when he was eleven years old, he received a letter sent by an owl.

"I don't know how I ended up in the Snake Hospital. Is this something I can enter?"

"Okay, forget it, let's just give up and destroy it"

In this way, a young man who took playing badly as his creed but unexpectedly mastered the magic of life became the laughing stock of the Snake Courtyard.

A lazy little snake was born at this moment!

As a result, some weird things appeared, and strange things appeared in the "ordinary" Hogwarts, which could also help me practice. Then I started to give up, while pretending to restore the glory of my ancestors, but secretly: I need you to help me practice!

Ivy traveled through the world of Hogwarts and became Snape's blood relative. When she was worried, she awakened the diary-making system.

I was a screenwriter in my previous life, and I write a diary in this life.

The melodramatic screenwriter Ivy integrated the original work and tailored a diary for himself.

Hogwarts has changed since then.

Hermione: What? Ivy was almost eaten by a troll because of me?

Luna: What? Ivy was almost beaten to death by bullies because of me?

Fleur: What? Ivy was nearly killed by Barty Crouch because of me?

Gabrielle: ...

Pansy: ...

When Bellatrix also began to scream, someone finally realized that something was wrong.

This guy Ivy, how many girls has he helped?

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.

Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

On that day that year, the savior Harry Potter wore women's clothes and rode a dragon into the sky.

On that day that year, Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts, lost his phoenix completely.

On that day, Voldemort, a disabled man without a nose, suddenly had seven more heads.

That year and that day...

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George Weasley: "I hit Voldemort on the head with shit!"

Fred Weasley: "I've proven it's real, I've smashed it myself!"

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Kreiner looked up at the sky and muttered, "This isn't Harry Potter at all!"

Every time you travel through a new world, you become a strange character or even a non-character.

Talking Tom, Knight, Witch, Slime, Snow King...

Ding Hai was also forced to start a wandering life in the heavens and all realms.

When he turned into Tom Cat, he received an invitation letter to Hogwarts School.

Then, the adventure of the fun people began...