[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.

Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .

Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.

Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.

Snape: Ah yes yes yes...

Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

"I'm here to decorate! What are you doing!"

Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace and tried to attack his personal safety with a strange wooden stick, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets.

He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense.

"Bold! You still say you don't know magic!"

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Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, he also got the block gold finger in the game [My World]. Just when he knocked out the weirdo who suddenly came and went crazy and was about to make a name for himself in the decoration industry, he saw the white-bearded old man in front of him.

"What do you mean... hire me to be the alchemy professor of Hogwarts?"

Also, what is alchemy?

In the first year of coming to Hogwarts, he carefully disguised himself as an alchemy professor with some basic blocks.

In the third year of coming to Hogwarts, he gradually got better and fought against the Dementors with withering.

In his seventh year at Hogwarts, holding the command cube, Kesenhis raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him.

"Watch out, I will demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

Darren traveled to the Harry Potter world and became Harry's twin brother.

Just as he was wondering whether he should hide for seven years with this identity, he obtained the Holy Father System.

As long as you play the role of the Holy Father,

you can get the Holy Father Points, which can be used in the mall. "Ding, congratulations on getting Phoenix Carol"

"Ding, congratulations on getting Obscurus."

"Ding, congratulations on getting the Blue Dragon's Reverse Scale"

"..."

With the help of the system, Darren, who played the role of the Holy Father all the way, found that the road to becoming a god was surprisingly easy.

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

He was at Hogwarts, and had just become a Half-Blood Prince.

[Parent-generation; multiple female protagonists; no system]

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In 1976, 16-year-old Severus Snape welcomed a new life.

That year, Voldemort had not yet split his soul into seven pieces.

That year, Nagini was still hiding in the forests of Albania.

That year, Pandora was still doing wonderful experiments at Hogwarts.

That year, Ms. Rosmerta was in her prime and very graceful.

That year, Snape decided to experience this wonderful world.

Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.

Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."

After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.

Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"

Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"

"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."

This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".

There are already three completed works with one million words, and one completed work with two million words, which are guaranteed. Please rest assured to collect them.

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

[HP fan fiction + single female protagonist Luna + no system + slow heat + growth flow + Hogwarts Legacy elements + settings have been changed, those who have not been exposed to related novels and games will not be affected. ]

Travel to the world of "Harry Potter".

When Vizette first traveled through time, he obtained the Obscurus. With the help of ancient magic power, he successfully controlled the Obscurus and received an invitation to enroll from Dumbledore.

Before that, he needed a place to stay, and the Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore arranged a place for him - Luna's home.

Vizette's magical journey begins here!

In order to learn more ancient magic and master the dangerous power of the Obscurus, he entered Hogwarts to study and became a member of the Eagle House.

In Ravenclaw, Vizette maintained the habit of loving learning and strived to win over everyone present.

Everyone in Ravenclaw: He is too competitive, and we can't win over him at all!

Quirrell, possessed by Voldemort: Interested in curses? Come to me on Saturday afternoon, I will tell you everything!

Snape: You have a talent for potions. Come to my place on Sunday afternoon and I will let you experience the charm of potions!

Dumbledore: This is the result of my and Grindelwald's research. Use it well and don't let down the knowledge in it!

Voldemort: Your talent has caught my attention! Come with me! Leave Hogwarts!

Lucius: Why did my Dark Mark appear again after meeting you?

Under the guidance of "Wizards' Practical Guide", Vizet mastered various magical knowledge, explored the mysteries of ancient magical power, and knew the secrets of this world.

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The decisive battle came, and Voldemort found Vizet reading.

Vizet took out his wand first, and a dazzling lightning flashed, and the library returned to silence...