I'd rather be Xiao Yan's dog than be friends with Tang San.

Mu Li transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the young leader of the Wolf Head Mercenary Group in Qingshan Town. He unexpectedly awakened an Angel Investor System, allowing him to earn returns simply by investing in others.

"Little Yanzi, keep up the good work, and I'll find you a new sister-in-law next year."

"Little Yanzi, your speed is not good enough. I'm already a Dou Wang, and you've only just become a Dou Ling?"

"Little Yanzi..."

Battle Qi? Cultivation Techniques? Elixirs?

I, Mu Li, the sect leader of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect, declare: Do as you please, I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm a cheater.

Many years later, while Xiao Yan was still vying with the Soul Emperor for the Ancient Emperor's Cave, Mu Li had already returned from the Great Thousand World with Qing Lin, Little Fairy Doctor, Zi Yan, and others.

[Villain + Decisive Killing + Female Abuse + System + So Cool That You'll Be Happy]

Qin Yuan traveled into a book and became the biggest villain in the book.

At the same time, he is also the loyal bootlicker of the heroine of this book.

But Qin Yuan decided to give up the path of being a dog bootlicker, because he knew the plot of the book very well and knew exactly what the heroine was like.

When the heroine said, "I don't like you," he agreed and canceled the engagement made by the original owner.

What is your identity?

The Holy Son of the Sky Holy Land, the young patriarch of the Great Emperor’s family!

He is extremely talented and handsome.

With so many identities, you become a bootlicker of the fake noble heroine?

It's impossible!

With the awakening of the destiny villain system, he started his journey of harvesting the protagonist's opportunities and tortured the heroine to death.

In the end, the protagonist felt that the heroine was useless and kicked her away. At this time, she regretted it and finally remembered Qin Yuan's kindness.

"Qin Yuan, I suddenly realized that I still like you in my heart..."

"What? You said you want to enter my Human Emperor Banner?"

When Chen Yu woke up, he found himself in the trash can. Fortunately, the kind-hearted Dai Xiaomei picked him up.

It was discovered that

He turned out to be the legendary totem: a five-clawed dragon... a baby dragon!

Dai Xiaomei casually posted a photo of Chen Yu, and the whole country was boiling!

Chen Yu then realized that he might become a true super national treasure!

1.5 billion people across the country pay attention to the live broadcast of the proud little beast supported by the country every day!

"My goodness, the bamboo leaves that pandas eat are not as valuable as the weeds in the dragon's yard."

"Fuck, the Siberian tigers of Changbai Mountain are collectively kneeling before a little dragon?!"

"Little Ancestor, please don't go on a hunger strike. At least 300 million people can't eat today because of your worry."

As Chen Yu grew up, the country and netizens discovered that he actually possessed all kinds of magical abilities!

The poop you poop out can grow medicinal herbs that can bring people back to life!

Even when unhappy, you can still call the wind and rain! A tear can turn a desert into an oasis!

He was so happy that he whipped his tail and slammed the F35 into the sky!

The whole country is boiling!

"Just wait for the young dragon ancestor to take you flying!"

At a comic convention, Otonashi unexpectedly encountered an adorable little octopus preaching, but made a sarcastic remark, and then found himself transported to the Naruto world.

Not only does it lack a system and bloodline, but it also has something resembling an octopus's mouthparts on its body...

The good news is that this thing can eat anything!

Whether it's animals, plants, or various elements, you can extract energy from anything you eat, and it can even strengthen your body and evolve your life level.

The bad news is that this thing replenishes what you eat...

Are the Sharingan and Byakugan strong? You'll grow as many as you eat!

Are tailed beast chakra strong? Then you probably wouldn't mind having a few more tails, right?

Are Devil Fruits powerful? Would it be okay to have more markings on my body?

In order to survive better, Otonashi has no choice but to forge ahead on an indescribable path of distortion.

Otonashi: "Don't let my usual respectable appearance fool you, actually I..."

gurgling sounds (tentacle wriggling sounds)...

What's it like to transmigrate into the body of a villain and issue tasks to the female protagonist of an online novel?

Today, Wang Haoyu, who has read hundreds of online novels, will show you.

In the novel "Master Descends the Mountain," the aloof and academically gifted school beauty confesses her feelings for the villain Wang Haoyu in front of the entire school.

In the novel "The God of War's Son-in-Law," the sweet counselor wants to divorce the protagonist, the God of War, and says she wants to marry Wang Haoyu.

In the novel "The Immortal Emperor Reborn," the immortal's first love even gave up the opportunity to ascend with the Immortal Emperor, wanting to elope with Wang Haoyu.

Welcome to the epic plot twist drama series: "How Did My Woman Change?", "Brother Haoyu's Mission", "The Protagonist's Wrath", and "You Didn't Ask Anything".

[No abuse of the protagonist + multiple female protagonists + more traditional but not brainless + group portrait + multiple systems]

Ye Wuchen traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and joined the Penglai Immortal Sect, which was composed entirely of other time travelers. With the help of everyone in the sect, he gradually grew and eventually became the most powerful God Emperor.

Sect Leader: Even if Heaven comes, you must kneel down before me!

Deputy Sect Leader: I know your heart.

Big Brother: I've been eating too many elixirs, I'm tired of them...

Second Senior Brother: I can kill the Immortal Emperor when I’m in the Qi Refining Stage!

Third Brother: Reborn as a dog, I really want to fall in love...

Fourth Brother: Why don’t you let me be a good person?

Fifth Brother: Being obedient is a good thing.

Sixth Brother: My descendants total 100 million people...

Seventh Senior Brother: The beast tamer.

Eighth Senior Brother: What should I do if I spend more and more money...

Ninth Senior Brother: Thunder, don’t strike me!

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Xu Tian was reborn into the world of "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid," where he unexpectedly discovered he had awakened the ability of "Heaven Rewards Diligence." As long as he worked hard, he would always be rewarded; he could learn anything instantly, and even upgrade and evolve his abilities when they reached their peak. To gain access to magic, Xu Tian secretly observed and finally, together with Kobayashi, rescued Tohru. [Ding! Welcome to the Multiverse Chat Group] Xu Tian: Double happiness! —————— (Those who haven't read "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" can still enjoy this novel.) (Planned worlds: One Piece, Naruto, Godslayer, One-Punch Man, Food Wars!, No Game No Life, Marvel, Douluo Continent, Battle Through the Heavens, Under One Person, Date A Live)

Lu Xuan transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and activates the multiverse trading system!

As long as you keep trading with the myriad worlds, you can become stronger!

Ding! Level 1 Wang Yuyan has joined the chat group!

Ding! Zhu Yuanzhang from Level 1 has joined the chat group!

Ding! Uncle Nine from Level 2 Dimension has joined the chat group!

Ding! Orochimaru from the Level 3 Dimension has joined the chat group!

Ding! Zhao Li from Level 4 Dimension has joined the chat group!

…

Lu Xuan smiled faintly: "Welcome to the City of Myriad Realms, where you can find everything you desire..."

And so, many years later.

The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty declared: "I am the true dragon! The Mad Death Camp, obey my command! Under heaven, all land belongs to the Emperor!"

Wang Yuyan: "Cousin, let's not contact each other anymore. I'm afraid Lu Xuan will misunderstand..."

Ferryman Zhao Li: "You're Hades Cha Cha, right? I'm really angry right now~"

Orochimaru: "Hehehe~ Uchiha Madara, do you also want to dance?"