[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]
I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.
I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.
I am the ruler of the old days!
Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.
I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:
[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?
And then... nothing happened.
Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.
From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.
——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.
——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.
——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"
And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:
"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"
Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."
Lin Fan transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first white cloud of the innate realm, and joined the Yunxiao Sect of the Jie Sect. After a thousand years of arduous cultivation, he finally attained the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit! Just as the Investiture of the Gods calamity was approaching, he pondered deeply how to find a glimmer of hope for the Jie Sect and reverse its destined tragic fate. Just then—Ding! [Chat group system connected.] [Ding, Han Li has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Ye Fan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xiao Yan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xu Qi'an has joined the chat group.] Lin Fan stared blankly at the interface that suddenly appeared in his mind, and at the group of newly formed "newbies." "Wait... System, are you lost? I've already..."
[Martial Arts] + [Decisive Killing] + [Nonsense] + [Chat Group]
Lin Ge traveled through the wilderness,
Become a disciple of Jiejiao.
The great catastrophe is coming.
I am a little fairy,
How to protect yourself and your fellow brothers and sisters in this great catastrophe of Conferred Gods?
Ding! The Zongwu chat group has invited you!
"Jiejiao Celestial Immortal" joins the chat group!
Second Palace Master of Yihua Palace:
Tsk, there's another newcomer, comparing himself to an immortal, is he really that domineering? I'm already a Grandmaster, and I'm not that arrogant!
The greatest emperor who swept across the six kingdoms:
@Jiejiao Tianxian, what's your name? You must be quite capable to be invited to the chat group. Would you like to serve in our army?
Persimmon in the Snow:
Hahaha, there’s a newcomer here. There are a lot of big guys in the group, so be sweet-mouthed. If you’re too arrogant, you might get beaten up!
Iron-hearted God:
Newcomer, please send me a video and identify yourself. If you can take three of my moves, I can adopt you as my son!
[All News: Member "Jie Jiao Tian Xian" uploaded an introduction video! Click to view!]
In the picture,
A majestic figure that blocked out the sky and the sun stood in the void.
A gentle touch,
The sky and the earth lost their color in an instant!
The river flows upstream,
The flood dissipated,
Countless huge monsters with terrifying and violent auras,
Easily suppressed!!
The myth of moving mountains and filling the sea,
That’s all!
Everyone in the group had glazed eyes and their brains froze!
: What the hell? A true god?!
: Boss, are you in the right group? ! !
: Boss, are you still adopting a son?!
......
Li Yinguang wakes up one day to find himself transported back to his youth, transmigrating to the world of Qingri. He accumulates "shock points" by writing in his diary, earning him generous rewards. "Great, how does it work?" Li Yinguang rubs his hands together, eager to get started. He vows to change the Qingri world. —"Yukinoshita is pedantic and incapable of achieving great things. During the school season, her dump truck stumbles and crashes, heading straight for innocent civilians on the roadside." "Hanami is a gluttonous eater, consuming ten pounds of food in one meal, leaving her plate cleaner than her face. Her childhood friend runs away at lightning speed, making her a laughingstock." "Kasumi is fat and hard-boiled, a roadside idiot. Her love life is bleak, her life miserable." "Ichinose is too naive, Sakayanagi too arrogant. The heroines of the real-life church, a bunch of unlucky ones." "The pink-haired, milk-drinking dragon of adolescence will never meet the working girl, the yawning Xiangjie." "Recently, many pen pals have privately messaged me condemning me for casually spoiling their futures, but have you ever considered that if I didn't spoil them, you wouldn't even know how outrageous your own futures are!?"... As the diary entries increased, the humiliated heroines gradually identified the mysterious Li Yinguang. Li Yinguang: "?" Looking at the various heroines who collectively appeared in his dormitory one day, the young man smiled awkwardly.
Zhang Yichen traveled through a world of his own, became a disciple of Longhu Mountain, and obtained a wish-fulfilling system.
You can get wish points every day and use them to make wishes.
But the bigger the wish, the more wish value it consumes.
[I make a wish and learn the Golden Light Mantra immediately]
[I make a wish to exchange the Golden Light Mantra for a method of cultivating immortality.]
[I wish to exchange this remote communication device (cell phone) for a bottle of Qi Refining Stage elixir.]
[I make a wish, Yang Wu Lei will be upgraded by one level]
I wish that when I learn Fenghou Qimen, I will not be obsessed with the inner scene.
[I made a wish that when I encounter danger, a castrated version of Feng Hou's image will appear behind my head, but only the enemy can see it]
I make a wish...
The introduction is weak and I will tell you the content directly. It is a simple daily life of love. It will not affect your reading if you have not read the original work.
In "The Shape of Sound", he beat Shoya Ishida three times and taught Nishimiya Glass how to speak. When he graduated, Naoka Ueno took away his second button.
"I Want to Eat Your Pancreas" Sakura, from today onwards, keep exercising and eat food that protects the pancreas. I will be responsible for solving the murderous murderer!
"Your Name" and Mitsuha exchange bodies, go deep into each other's lives, and finally meet in Tokyo
"How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" Megumi Kato "Stop hanging around me, why do you have such a high sense of presence just by making a movie!". Spencer Eri Sawamura "Can An Yilun get away as well? I will never be the loser this time!". Shiwa Kasumigaoka "The person who asked all high school students in Tokyo to come see my work must understand me very well."
"My Youth Love Story Really Has a Problem" Yukinoshita-san, can you please stop following me around all day long? What commission did that guy Sakurara give you? And Haruno-senpai, I really can’t do it!
As the owner and manager of the shopping street, it is Chiba Shuichi's job to serve the ladies in the shopping street.
"The water pipe in the store is broken, can you come and help take a look?"
"It's time to exercise, don't think about being lazy."
"Are you here to learn flower arrangement today?"
"You've worked hard, how about a spa to relax?"
"..."
Chiba Shuichi walked from the beginning to the end of the street, pounding his back and sighing.
How can collecting rent be such a hard job!
[Starting with Everyday Life] [Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend] [The Quintessential Quintuplets] [Mai-senpai] [Oregairu] [Various Anime Crossovers] [We Can't Learn This] [Hate My Sister Isn't Sora]
Ye Feng transmigrates to a world of anime and manga, starting out as a complete stranger in a completely poor place.
Fortunately, she gained the power of Command Seals, which can grant any wish that isn't too outrageous, and she even started a romantic relationship with Kasumigaoka Utaha.
From then on, Ye Feng began to interact with popular characters such as Eriri, Yukino Yukinoshita, and Mai Sakurajima.
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Kaede-kun, please discuss inspiration for our novel with me!"
Yukino Yukinoshita: "Only Kaede-kun can melt my cold heart."
Mai Sakurajima: "I want more fragments of my memories so that others can see me again."
Nakano Miku: "Could you please come to my house as my tutor, Kaede-kun?"
Involved in: Mai-senpai, Oregairu, Saekano, The Quintessential Quintuplets, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Mafuyu Kirisu, etc.
[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]
Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?
The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"
So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!
The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]
Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]
Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]
Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.
"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"
However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:
Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"
Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"