[Alternate Universe + Lighthearted + Funny + Dark + Silly]

This is a casual, slice-of-life story intended for lighthearted entertainment. Please refrain from negative comments if you don't like it!

I woke up to find myself transmigrated into the body of the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty!

The moment I transmigrated, my cheat system was about to fail me?

【bite!】

[Detected that the randomly transmigrated host's background is powerful enough, the system is automatically deactivated...]

What is that?

Damn it, no way! System, I'm telling you, be kind!

A moment later,

Run, you damn system, keep running, let's see what you can do!

From then on,

An all-powerful prince has appeared!

Fine wine! Delicacies! Cement! Lipstick! ...One after another, groundbreaking products were invented.

My father asked me what I was doing.

I'm building a business empire!

The courtiers asked me what I was doing.

I'm building an industrial giant!

After traversing the Thirty-Three Heavens, Lu Xuan was bound to the "Dao Path Symbiosis System"—he could become stronger as long as he took on disciples, and the worse the disciples' aptitude, the more feedback he would receive!

But whether it was a cruel joke by fate or destiny, I don't know!

Others recruit disciples who are either "chosen ones" or "possess the potential to become emperors"; but Lu Xuan's disciples are all useless templates, each with either a shattered dantian or a physical disability...

Seeing his disciples suffering humiliation and bullying, Lu Xuan had no choice but to give up on being human!

"Since the righteous path will not tolerate it? Then your master will lead you into the demonic path!!"

From that day on, one after another, terrifying and unparalleled demon lords began to emerge on the Thirty-Three Heavens Continent!

The eldest disciple, Qin Jin, known as the "Devouring Demon Lord," possesses the "Devouring Demon Transformation Technique," which allows him to extract flesh and blood, making him immortal and indestructible!

The second disciple, "White Bone Demon" Feng Kuangxiao, wields the "Nine Netherworld Evil Bone Path," leaving countless vengeful souls beneath the White Bone Bridge!

The third disciple, "Heavenly Corpse Ghost Girl" Liu Yanran, wields the "Corpse Mountain Cold Slaughter Scripture," which freezes thousands of miles, keeping living people away!

The fourth disciple, Gu Nian, known as the "Yellow Spring Pill Emperor," uses people to refine pills, unlike others who use medicine!

...

Several years later, demons ran rampant on the Thirty-Three Heavens Continent, and the demonic path flourished!

Just as the nine ancient sects were about to forcibly open the passage to the Holy Realm and invite the four ancient saints to descend to the mortal world together to wipe out all the demonic sects in the world!

The mysterious mastermind, who had been lurking behind the scenes and possessed the nine most powerful demonic arts in the world, finally emerged and crushed all living beings!

"Let's see who dares to touch my disciple!"

[Godslayer + Mysterious Beast City + No Female Lead + Socialist Brotherhood + High-Energy Action]

Yang Gao transmigrated to the world of Godslayer and discovered that a dilapidated city had appeared in his mind.

Cangdao chose him to be the agent of the God of the Lost City!

Possesses the power of 199 sequences.

By increasing the restoration level of the 'Lost City', one can obtain 199 sequences of the Azure Path's Blessing.

What?! Staying by Lin Qiye's side and absorbing his [Mortal Divine Realm] will grant me repair points?

Watch as I use a little trick to become the first member of the [Nightfall] squad!

What?! Hunting mystics can also grant restoration points?

Well then, I'm sorry, but I'm going to slaughter my way through the world of Godslayer!

The opening line is a compliment: "Lin Qiye, you're so handsome!"

Holding this [explosion], who wants to hug me?

The Church of the Ancient Gods is recruiting?

Do we know each other well? Let's see if I hug you!

The Outer Gods want to kill me?

Then I praise you, and I will confuse your divinity!

Pierce through the mist and confront the gods of the Kelvin!

I, Yang Gao, will walk with Lin Qiye to the end of the story and become an "Ascended Being" beyond the highest realm!

Lin Qiye: So you were just trying to trick me back then?

Yang Gao: How can something as simple as a life-or-death friendship be considered a routine?

God of the Lost City, Sequence God Slayer!

Chen Qiu went back to his hometown for a blind date before the Lunar New Year and unexpectedly got linked to a blind date system. No matter what the blind date asked for, the system would match and fulfill it for him!

The blind date said: My requirements are very simple: a fully paid-off apartment in the city, a car worth over 200,000 yuan, and a bride price of 388,000 yuan!

"Ding! You have been matched with a suitable blind date. You have received a property in Haitang Bay, a Xiaomi SU7, and 388,000 yuan in cash!"

Chen Qiu: That's it? You don't even dare to make a bold wish. Next one!

The more blind dates Chen Qiu went on, the more outrageous the demands the women made became. Before he knew it, he had become the richest man in the world...

Traveling through the parallel world of 2002, the aftereffects of traveling through time have caused Li Xuan to have some minor problems both mentally and physically. He is a veritable fragile youth, a small-time extra in the Hengpiao movie.

But fortunately, the voice in his head told Li Xuan that his mental illness was not a disease, but a simulation system. He could simulate the character's personality and constantly pick up attributes while filming and winning awards.

Kung Fu +1

Health +3

Strength +1

Character Slot +1

So, Chinese entertainment has a new actor who talks to himself and is crazy about acting...

But this actor is also incredibly versatile, specializing in extreme sports, martial arts, accounting, medicine...

Several years later, Li Xuan, who had become a multi-faceted superstar, stood on the podium.

"There are three major schools of acting: experiential, expressive, and programmed. I'm different. I practice the Maoshan magic." - Li Xuan, who hadn't yet gotten out of "The Taoist Goes Down the Mountain," said this.

This time, the problem that has plagued the entertainment industry for many years has finally been solved.

This Thousand Faces Movie King——He is really crazy

[Fantasy] + [Empress] + [Multiple Powerful Backgrounds] + [Seeking Good Luck and Avoiding Evil] + [Fate to Cultivate Immortality] + [Decisive Killing] + [Invincible Start]

In his previous life, he died unexpectedly as an ox and horse, and traveled through the fantasy world. Gu Yuan had a great start!

Born in a family of immortality, one is born with a divine destiny, seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune, and the fortune in the horoscope predicts the future!

[Good fortune: The divine lotus emerges from the medicinal garden? Suppress the proud cousin, seize the treasure and establish prestige, and the family will be reunited!]

[Loss: This journey is a life-or-death struggle. The object you seek has already been taken by someone else. A murderous situation awaits you ahead. Life and death are unpredictable. Very bad luck!]

[Excellent fortune: The Princess's Jade Flower Banquet, the dynasty's top alchemist rushes to accept her as a disciple, the alchemy inheritance is in hand!]

When facing a crossroads in life, others rely on guessing, but Gu Yuan directly looks at the answer!

The dynasty is in turmoil, the kings are fighting for the throne, the enemies are too strong and the cultivation is too slow. What should we do?

Don't panic! In your mind, the ancient fortune-telling book you brought with you through time travel is the real cheat!

"Natural Sword Heart? Not nearly enough, shattered fusion!"

"Purple Star Emperor? Not bad, a direct replica!"

"Innate Holy Body Dao Fetus? Very strong, give it to me!"

From then on, life starts in "simple mode":

Eight years old? Seek good fortune and avoid misfortune, follow the fortune-telling, and avoid deadlocks to obtain the magic medicine!

Seventeen years old? My divine destiny [Primordial Sword Master] has reached perfection, and the sect's patriarch is begging me to be his divine son!

The spark of wisdom from the Jixia Academy? Enemies attacking from both inside and outside? Seriously wounded, the spark recognizes its master, forging a divine destiny! A supreme understanding!

He is the last master of destiny in the fairy world and the ultimate answer to Taoism.

Retreat to sign your fortune and avoid death, advance to write your destiny and control the universe! The stroke of the pen determines the fate of the country, and the hand raises to shatter the stars!

In his previous life, Lin Yu was an editor for the variety show "Running Man." Due to the sudden "Chicken Brother" incident, Lin Yu worked overtime all night and died suddenly.

In this life, Lin Yu transmigrates and is reborn as a popular young idol, who is appointed as a regular guest on the variety show "Running Man" in a time of crisis.

The [Eye-Catching Pack] system was activated, and the art style changed drastically.

Bai Lu: Lin Yu, I heard you have eight-pack abs?

Song Yuqi: Can I touch it?

Lin Yu: Sure, but that will be at a different price!

director:???

audience:???

Director: Can you demonstrate your personal skills?

Lin Yu: I can sing and dance!

Those present felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing this. The last person to say such a thing had already been banned. They were afraid to speak carelessly!

Immediately afterwards,

Lin Yu picked up the microphone and adjusted his pace.

"I didn't have any drugs, I didn't have any drugs."

"Bu liu biu, bu liu biu"

"Dinosaurs fight wolves, fight wolves, fight dinosaurs, fight wolves, fight wolves!"

"......"

Everyone: ? ? ?

Bai Lu and Song Yuqi suddenly sat up in the middle of the night: "Is he sick?!"

Originally, he only wanted to be a devoted follower of his master and senior sister, but he was willing to give everything for them.

He fought against the prodigies, entered the forbidden zone, and fought for ten years, only to be abandoned by his master and disliked by his senior sister. His green tea junior brother was treated like a precious treasure by you all.

Now that I have been reborn and have become ruthless, why are you kneeling before me begging me not to leave?

Senior sister humiliated? Master robbed?

Sorry, what does that have to do with me?

I hold grudges very well.

Ever since the Breathing of Fire was developed during the Warring States Period, more than 80% of the Flame Pillars have carried the name of Purgatory.

Even Rengoku Kyojuro, the last Flame Pillar of the Taisho period, gave up his own dawn for the dawn of others.

But if history diverges,

That one,

It keeps growing upwards,

The flower called "Purgatory"

Inadvertently, a fruit was born, but it was helplessly abandoned. Who can guarantee that it will sprout again as a seed in the shade and grow in a deformed form...

Or will it just be a fallen petal, transforming into nutrients to dedicate itself to the growth of future generations...

(I write simply because I feel like writing. My writing may not be good, and the updates may not be on time. After all, I am also a quasi-working person.)

[Mindless humor + guaranteed to make you laugh + non-stop hilarious moments + sweet interactions + satisfying story]

Ye Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became a relatively unknown young male celebrity in the entertainment industry.

Unexpectedly, she made a last-minute appearance at "Happy Painting" and burst into laughter with "Oh ha, oh ha, oh ha ha ha".

Ye Chen replied immediately: "Brother, did you eat a toad?"

The whole audience burst into laughter!

Just when the whole internet thought that Ye Chen's success was just a stroke of luck, creating a memorable moment of catching the joke.

Unexpectedly, in the years that followed, Ye Chen became a sensation across the internet with his talent while also reaping rewards as a meme king.

Interlude: "Mahua is Especially Happy"

Jia Ling: "Little brother, this scarf doesn't quite fit your character."

Ye Chen: "I'm using this to hang myself."

Hahahaha!

Running Man

Zheng Kai: "Short track prince Tianyu, kung fu queen Duan Yu..."

Ye Chen: "Zheng Kai, a middle-aged man."

Hahahaha!

"Celebrity True Detective"

Sa Beining: “!@##@￥#%￥……*（&%##）”

He Jiong: "What did he say?"

Ye Chen: "He said he was an islander."

Hahahaha, fans across the internet are laughing until they cry their eyes out, begging Ye Chen to just be a normal person!

Entertainment: You were put on a last-minute stand-in, and you became the king of memes!