Chu Lu traveled to a fantasy world and gained access to a chat group cheat.
The group consisted entirely of natives from other worlds.
They were usually all laughing and joking, each one more humorous than the last.
Then one day, a newcomer named Luo Qingdie joined and sent a message.
"Help! A new disciple has accused me of stealing her family jade pendant. What should I do?"
The moment these words were uttered, the group erupted in excitement.
Everyone shared their own experiences. Some were backstabbed by disciples. Some were betrayed by their legitimate sisters. Some were forced to marry the sect leader's son. Some fought for the sect outside, only to be framed upon their return. And some had their Taoist partner stolen by Senior Sister Dan Ruju.
As they spoke, everyone burst into tears, tears-filled emojis flooding the screen.
Chu Lu, feeling heartbroken, asked a question that changed the tone of the entire chat group.
"By the way, what's your cultivation level?"
"Mahayana," they answered in unison.
Chu Lu: “???”
“What about those who hurt you?”
“Qi training.” They answered in unison.
Chu Lu: “…”
“Then why don’t you fight back!”
"What did you say? Asking me to be a nanny for the aloof CEO Su Meng?"
Jiang Ning widened his eyes and looked at his friend in disbelief.
The friend patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Brother, this is a great opportunity to make a lot of money. Su Meng has to go abroad for a very important cooperation and will be away for three months. She is anxious to find someone reliable to take care of her three-year-old daughter. This job pays well, just consider it a favor and give it a try."
Jiang Ning was about to refuse when a crisp electronic sound suddenly rang in his mind: "Ding! Super Daddy System Binding... Binding Successful!"
Lin Feng travels to a parallel world.
He became a small-time actor who had been hidden for many years and whose contract had just expired.
He also unexpectedly awakened the "acting skills refresh" system.
Every time he plays a role, he gains all the abilities of that character.
Therefore, with his acting skills that were almost true to himself, Lin Feng embarked on the road of acting again.
He is Cao Shaolin who doesn't eat beef in "The Brink".
He is the "Mr. Jiaqian" in "The Sword of the Assassin".
He is Feng Yuxiu in "A Man's Martial Arts World".
When he plays a villain, netizens are worried that he will beat the protagonist to death.
When everyone thought he could only play villains.
Lin Feng can also be Chen Yongren in "Infernal Affairs" and Ah Xing in "Kung Fu Hustle"...
He can handle any kind of character, truly a movie star with a thousand faces.
More than a decade later, when everyone thought he had played all the roles he could.
He slowly sat on the throne.
"I am fighting this battle to make it clear to the world and the Huns."
"From now on, offense and defense will be reversed!"
"If the enemy can go, I can go too!"
Lin Ye accidentally activates the [Multiverse Anime System], transmigrating to the world of "Naruto" and becoming a Root ninja named Uchiha Yoru. Starting with the Sharingan and innate emotional control, he participates in the battle at Kannabi Bridge, saves Nohara Rin, reverses the Nine-Tails' chaos, and leads Konoha towards a new future.
Traveling through countless worlds, he punched the Seven Warlords of the Sea and kicked the Four Emperors in the One Piece world; he replaced Ichigo Kurosaki in the Bleach universe and slew Aizen; he beat Frieza in the Dragon Ball universe and became a Super Saiyan legend...
There are no deep-seated grudges or scheming plots, only a thrilling and legendary journey of unstoppable progress!
[The original novel of the hit short drama "Don't Fall into the Empathy Trap, Brother Lin's Online Teaching of Being a Good Person"]
【Anti-moral kidnapping + outlaw + no saint + dark + violent】
Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Bei encounters moral kidnapping on the high-speed rail at the beginning.
Pregnant woman: "I am pregnant, you must give me your seat!"
Lin Bei: "Every wrong has its perpetrator, and the child you're pregnant with isn't mine, so why should I give up my seat for you?"
Madonna: "Young man, just give your seat to her. It's not easy for a pregnant woman with a big belly."
Lin Bei: "I bought this seat for 600 yuan. If you pay now, I will give it to you immediately!"
…
Moral kidnapping?
It's so funny, I have no morals at all, okay?
In this new life, Lin Bei doesn't plan to pamper anyone.
His code of conduct is:
Let go of personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality;
Refuse to waste your energy and go crazy if something happens;
Rather than wronging yourself, it is better to make things difficult for others;
Live one minute, be happy for sixty seconds!
…
This book is also known as "Reject Moral Blackmail, Evil Needs to be Dealt With by Others", "Since I Lost My Quality, My Mental State Has Become Much More Stable", and "I Started My Anger at the Virgin Bitch, and I Got Popular on the Internet"
Good news: Qiao Zhi successfully traveled to MC Minecraft and became Steve. Bad news: Starting on an empty island, there's only a grass block underfoot. Just as Qiao Zhi was enjoying his prison sentence, a space portal appeared before him. Giant: Erwin, survive, and I'll tell you the truth. Parasyte: Someone used their powers to gain the heart of a long-time crush, but I hope you'll dispose of the body properly. Demon Slayer: Muzan, don't be afraid, I'll heal you right away. Hunter x Hunter: Meruelu, for an ant, you're too arrogant. Bleach: Aizen, when did you start to think I didn't use Kyoka Suigetsu? Drawing swords, accelerating torches, better cutting boards, equal exchange, endless greed... God gradually regains his authority... In the anime, perhaps...
【Invincible cool article】【System】【Recruiting disciples】【Not aggrieved】【Decisive killing】【Rejecting babysitters】
Ye Hao traveled to the ancient holy land and activated the "Strongest Sect System Through the Ages" at the beginning, directly gaining the peak cultivation of the Dao of Sacrifice. He took over the Xuantian Sect, which was on the verge of destruction, and needed to develop it into the number one force in the heavens.
[Congratulations to the host for recruiting a disciple of the Red Flame Burning Heaven Body. Reward: a copy of the "Infinite Burning Heaven Emperor Law", a Hongmeng Dojo, and five Human Immortal Peak Summoning Cards.]
[Congratulations to the host for recruiting a Qingmu Immortal Body disciple. The reward is a copy of the "Eternal Green Art," ten thousand Qing Emperor alchemy furnaces, one hundred million hectares of Hongmeng Immortal Land, ten thousand True Dragon Immortal Elixir plants, one hundred ancient Bodhi trees, one hundred ancient Enlightenment Tea trees, and ten Chaos Green Lotus plants.]
Yaochi Queen: This place is so nice, ancestor. I don’t want to go back. Woo woo woo~
Holy Lord of Yin and Yang: Immortal Ye Hao, please take me in. I am willing to sweep the floor here!
Purple Mansion Goddess: I am willing to serve tea and water to the Sect Master, just to let me smell the fragrance of the tea leaves~
Immortal King of Samsara: I have been reincarnated for ten thousand years, and he just looked at me and my three souls left my body. What is his level of cultivation? ! ! ?
Xu Tingfei transmigrates to the Marvel universe and is immediately bound to the [Multiverse Mall System]—as long as you have money, you can buy anything.
His first purchase was a perfect copy of Professor X's telepathy.
And so—just as Tony Stark donned the Mark armor, a notification sounded in his mind: "Ding! Your armor blueprints (including the Arc Reactor improvement plan) have been downloaded by 'user Xu Tingfei'. Do you wish to pay to unlock the anti-mind spying protocol? Monthly fee: $1 billion."
Nick Fury roars from the Helicarrier: "Who can explain why the Hydra spy list is in his shopping cart? And it's 20% off?!"
Loki descended upon New York wielding his Mind Scepter, only to be immediately struck by a gentle thought: "Brother, did you find this scepter on the secondhand market? System analysis shows—the inner gem (Mind) is a high-quality replica. The genuine item is priced at $999.9 billion. How about installments?"
The Ancient One's hand, which was brewing tea in the Mirror Dimension, trembled slightly: "He used 'paid VIP privileges' to block the Eye of Agamotto's spying... and even sent me an ad for 'dimensional loans'?"
When Thanos descended upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, Xu Tingfei merely blinked.
The next second, a clear notification simultaneously popped up in the minds of every hero and villain in the entire universe:
[Global Mindset Broadcast] (Sent by: Xu Tingfei)
"Mr. Thanos, your plan to 'eliminate half of all life' has been classified as an inefficient solution."
We recommend purchasing the 'Sustainable Population Cycle Elimination Protocol' from this store (which includes a free Resurrection Coin pack). First-order special offer: 5 Infinite Gems can offset 90% of the cost.
Thanos: ?
Li Chen's [League of Legends] made Fury question his life.
Mashu's shield can block nuclear bombs, and Ulquiorra's sword can cut stars.
After Iron Man joined, he quietly developed an anti-British armor until he saw Saitama blow up a planet with one punch: "Jarvis, the plan is canceled."
As soon as Li Ye opened his eyes, he saw two three-meter-tall giants fighting each other.
"What sin have I committed? I'm going to die just after crossing over!!"
"Ding, sensing the host is in danger, activating the system, rewarding the novice with a gift pack - 12 talisman powers."
From then on, Marvel had a Superman who could fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, and...
"Hulk, from now on, I am the strongest person on Earth!"
"Thor, I lifted your hammer!"
"Ultron, it's time to go back to the drawing board!"
“Hela, just because I beat you doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you!”
"Purple potato spirit, don't run! Aren't you going to snap your fingers?"
"Gwen, Wanda...we are all family."