(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.

Traveling to fantasy: At the beginning, the Chaos Holy Body is awakened, and the soul travels to the fantasy world, but is born with a useless body. He is about to be expelled from the sect and become an abandoned disciple, and his life falls into the abyss of despair.

At that moment, a crisp "ding" sound suddenly rang out! ✨[Chaos Holy Body] Forced Awakening! Instantly, his bones leaped to the Innate Chaos Level (+99999), and his comprehension reached the level of a Heavenly Dao's own son (+99999)! Furthermore, it comes with terrifying special effects: the Crucible of All Laws, soaring his cultivation speed to ∞; the auspicious clouds of the heavens protect his body, making it immune to all evil; the Chaos Divine Eyes are opened, piercing through all illusions!

The goddess who once held him in high regard now ruthlessly broke off their engagement in public, her face filled with disdain: "Waste! You're not worthy!" The sect elders also revealed a ferocious grin: "Clean up the house! Your cultivation will be immediately abolished!" A life-or-death decision lay before him: Should he endure humiliation and live in fear, becoming a laughingstock, stepping into a desperate situation with a 99.9% mortality rate? Or should he use the power of his sacred body to kill with a single thought, defying fate and changing destiny, leaving everyone trembling with fear?

[! Alarm! Detected violent fluctuations in the host's Qi and blood. The spiritual energy within a thousand miles is instantly rioting, and even the laws of heaven are trembling!]

[Online game + Unknown talent + Lone wolf adventure + Non-rebirth + Decisive killing]

[No female lead + no critically ill, dying sister + no ex-girlfriend betraying the protagonist + no grudges at the start]

The game of the heavens descends upon Earth, causing a cataclysmic change to the world in a single day, and the past era is gone forever.

While others were still feeling anxious about the sudden appearance of the game, Lin Chen, who had no attachment to the real world, chose to be the first to log in to the game. As a result, he obtained the unknown-level talent "Super God Copy", which not only allows him to copy talents, skills, equipment, and professions, but also allows him to advance the copied items.

With copying in hand, you have the world at your fingertips!

[Copy successful! You have obtained 1 Life-type Divinity!]

[Super God Trait activated, replica's tier increased by 1, you obtain Supreme Life-type Divinity x1!]

[Copy successful! You have obtained a Grade B Storm Archer Scroll!]

[Super God trait activated, replica quality increased by 1... You have obtained the SSS-grade Star Hunter Scroll!]

...

An invincible god of war was born, sweeping all before him and conquering all realms!

“My enemies call me ‘demon,’ ‘god of death,’ ‘evil spirit,’ but in fact, I prefer the title ‘Thirteen Demon Lords.’”

You ask why someone who is clearly a person would be named "Thirteen"?

That's obvious, because I'm "Hanging 13"!

—Lin Chen.

【10,000x Return + System + Force Development + Easy and Fun】

Su Hao traveled through another world and inherited the Xia clan's Qincheng Haoran Auction House.

The game starts with binding to the god-level auction system. As long as the items are auctioned off, a reward of up to a billion times the critical hit value will be returned!

"Ding! Congratulations on successfully auctioning the first-grade, top-grade technique "Eight Extremes Collapse," triggering a billion-fold critical strike and receiving a rebate reward of the supreme-grade technique "Huangting Daojing"!"

"Ding! Congratulations on successfully auctioning the sixth-grade, low-grade headdress [Nine-Colored Phoenix Crown], triggering a billion-fold critical hit and receiving a rebate reward of the supreme-grade treasure [Character Marriage Card 'Empress']!"

A few years later, the alien race invaded the human race on a large scale. They thought they had a sure victory, but were killed by Su Hao.

The alien gods were extremely panicked: "How could the human race still have such a terrifying hidden ancestor in the world?!"

Su Hao: "Huh? How come I'm the only one who doesn't know that I'm the hidden ancestor of the human race?"

I was reborn as the lowest of servants, my life was as fragile as paper, and I could be dragged to be fed to the dogs at any moment!

Just when Su Ming was in despair, he suddenly discovered that he was able to

Listen to the voice of all things, and hear their deepest secrets!

He touched the 'deceased man's wooden hairpin'.

"Alas... the young master never knew, even in death, that the old master had hidden the immortal cultivation technique 'Iron Ox Strength' in a dilapidated temple in the south of the city..."

What?! There are immortal sects above the mortal realm?

Su Ming's heart pounded wildly; this was his only hope of defying fate! He touched the original cultivation technique, "Iron Ox Strength," and unlocked hidden information!

"Silly boy, stop practicing Qi cultivation! Train yourself to the point of exhaustion, squeeze out every last bit of strength, that's the true essence of beginner training!"

Relying on the "correct answer" overheard, Su Ming mastered a technique that others couldn't grasp in three months overnight!

Touching the 'expired pill' unlocks hidden information!

"Soaking the medicine in spring water for three days and then drying it in the morning sun for an hour can restore 30% of its efficacy!"

From a broken wooden hairpin to immortal cultivation techniques, from expired elixirs to recovery formulas!

As long as I can touch it, there are no secrets in this world!

Gold buried beneath the floor tiles of the Prince's Mansion? A fatal weakness in the Chief Weapon Master's weapon catalog? The lost legacy of the dynasty?

Listen up! I, Su Ming, am here!

Traveling through the world of anime and becoming a little boy, it seems that his eyes fell down when he traveled through time.

At the beginning, she was picked up by Shizuka Hiratsuka and taken home

Awakening Training Simplified Version

You can become stronger by hanging up at close range with the heroine

You will become stronger if you breathe next to Shizuka Hiratsuka

Sleeping with Shizuka Hiratsuka as a pillow can strengthen your bones

After being attacked by the purple-haired girl and awakening the third eye, Qin Yumo found that the whole world was different.

I thought it was a world of ordinary life, but now he is about to have a sweet love affair after awakening his third eye.

But an evil spirit asked if he could see

The wet black straight girl in the women's bathroom

Hanako from the Exorcist Toilet, join the chat**

The world is falling apart!

.......

Kugisaki Nobara: "Like a god!"

Butterfly Kanae: "God is above!!"

Lighter: "God, do you want to experience the passion and tenderness of life and death~"

Leaving Clouds and Borrowing Wind: "..

Han Yu was a social animal living a life of oxen and horses on Blue Star. One day, he traveled through time and space and became a good-for-nothing senior brother in a fantasy world.

After traveling through time for ten years, drinking and acting like a jerk, everyone thought he was giving up on himself and doing nothing!

However, when the system awakens, it rewards the Drunken Sword Immortal Body, the Green Lotus Immortal Sword, and the Qiankun Gourd at the beginning. As long as you invest in Tianjiao, you can get a ten thousand times return on your cultivation, and you can be invincible even if you drink and play badly!

The eldest sister of the reincarnated empress, who was in charge of the Endless Fire Region in her previous life, was known as the Flame Spirit Princess!

Invest in the good-for-nothing Wenxian's second junior sister, a genius fell into good-for-nothingness, and rose to become a Wenxian overnight. Things may change over time, don't bully a poor girl!

The beautiful master who invested in reincarnation has been reincarnated countless times but has been unable to break the destiny. But this time, there is a turning point!

…

However, Han Yu did not...

[Funny + Relaxed + Stupid + Behind the Scenes] Ye Xun traveled to a world where teachers are respected. He was brutally suppressed by the academy and exiled to a wild land. At the critical moment, the system appeared.

Then, everything changed.

While other teachers were still racking their brains to find talented disciples, Ye Xun had already wielded a ruler, beating the protagonists from various dimensions until they cried out in pain.

While other teachers were still painstakingly guiding their disciples on their training routes, Ye Xun's leading disciples were already showing off and flying around in the myriad worlds...

Qin Tianming transmigrated into a novel world, becoming a minor villain. System: "Once you perfectly finish your role, you can take this system back to your original world and become a powerful, overpowered protagonist." Qin Tianming: "Easy, playing villains is my specialty!" But then the female leads started acting out of the script, one after another showering him with attention. Qin Tianming: "Can you stop showering me with attention? I just want to finish my role! Where's the male lead? And why are you depressed?!"

The life of supporting actor Chen Yan went completely astray the moment he was bound to the [Big Criminal System].

Fortunately, he discovered that he could survive by making a mistake in his acting. In order to survive, this small-time actor who didn't even have a few lines started to "act" crazily in front of the camera.

Playing the role of an armed robber, he held the prop gun so steady that it looked like he had really fired it. The actress opposite him cried for help with red eyes.

Playing a cold-blooded killer, a scene of him cleaning up the scene was used as a teaching case at a police academy. Criminal investigation experts watched the monitor and replayed it repeatedly: "This method is too skillful. Check his real-life resume and focus on those with criminal records!"

It was not until he finished playing the mastermind that the "perfect crime method" designed in the movie unexpectedly matched three old cases that had been pending for many years.

A special police task force was set up overnight, and Chen Yan's name was circled in red at the top of the suspect list. The investigation record stated: "The character's behavior and logic are highly consistent with the real criminal. It is not ruled out that he is using acting to cover up his true identity."

Even more alarming was the sudden appearance of an account codenamed "Actor" at the top of the Dark Web's "Criminal Power Rankings." Desperadoes from all walks of life, eyeing this seemingly unseen "comrade," issued a challenge.

At the award ceremony, Chen Yan held up the Best Actor trophy. Below the stage were police detectives' scrutiny under the flash lights, and the phone in his pocket was still popping up anonymous messages challenging criminals.

He was about to cry into the microphone: "Everyone, I really just want to save my life and be a good actor... Do you believe me?"