【One Person】【Online Shopping Comes True】【Thunder Fruit】

Lin Shen travels to the world of Under One Person.

One night, Lin Shen was chatting with his online love interest Xia He when suddenly a Pinxixi advertisement popped up on his phone, with the slogan “6 Yuan to Get the Devil Fruit” - Thunder Fruit!

The automatic payment was successful, and the product cannot be returned.

It wasn't until Lin Shen received the express delivery and saw the strange devil fruit that he tried to take a bite. It was so damn disgusting!

The next moment, an arc of electricity really appeared in Lin Shen's hand.

“6 yuan instant sale of Thunder Fruit”, are you serious?

........

The next day, Lin Shen met his online love in person, but he found out that it was Xia He, one of the four crazy people in Quanxing?

"Xia He, don't run!"

"Don't run away now that you're here!"

[Start with a mountain, become stronger by kidnapping a bride + harem + system]

Good news, I've traveled through time, but I'm a bandit!

Li Guannan, who transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty, became a bandit on Tingye Mountain. Fortunately, he activated the Bride-Snatching System!

[Bride-Snatching System]? Can you become stronger simply by snatching brides?

Moreover, the more beautiful and skilled the woman who is captured and brought up the mountain, the better the reward she will receive.

“I’m a respectable man, how could I do something like this to break up a loving couple?” Li Guannan said as he rushed into the bridal sedan chair and snatched the bride out.

However, looking at the reward for completing the mission, he fell into deep thought once again: "I'm just a mountain bandit, and you're rewarding me with the Great Snow Dragon Rider?"

Isn't this forcing myself to rebel?

Meanwhile, his spies also brought back a series of good news.

"What? The Great Xia wants to marry its princess to sue for peace?"

"The Jade Maiden Sect's ethereal fairy maiden forced into a marriage?"

"Such a good thing? I love attending weddings, I have to bring the Great Snow Dragon Rider to join in the fun!"

As a result, while the wedding banquet was in full swing, Li Guannan inexplicably found himself with hundreds of thousands of Snow Dragon Riders under his command.

"Brother, it's getting cold, put on your robe."

Looking at the dragon robes his men had draped over him, Li Guannan couldn't help but sigh, "You've really made my life miserable!"

Reincarnated as a 58-year-old man waiting to die? Wu Qingyun laughed - taking a concubine can increase combat power and prolong life!

A wife assigned by the imperial court? The empress of a fallen nation, a princess of the previous dynasty, a divine doctor... they're all welcome!

Marrying a wife will give you unparalleled archery, peerless medical skills, god-level cooking skills... your combat power and lifespan will both skyrocket, and a dead tree will be reborn!

The Royal Palace’s Female Commander, the Persian Saint, the Most Proud Courtesan…

Thirty-six rooms? That’s just the beginning!

In this chaotic world, just wait and see how I can take in a concubine and create a prosperous world and a vast empire.

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]

(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)

Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"

The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"

The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"

The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”

Lu Jue passed by.

He glanced at it.

He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.

He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.

He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.

He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.

Someone interviewed Lu Jue,

"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"

After Lu Jue answered frankly,

Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:

"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"

Fang Wuming has been in a cultivation world for three years by chance.

Finally free from the miserable 996/007 work schedule!

They harbored boundless longing for the path of immortality.

Unexpectedly, the test revealed no spiritual root!

Destroy it, hurry up and do it! I'm tired...

Just as Fang Wuming was setting up his stall.

The [Unlimited Resources System] has finally awakened!!

[All resources under the host's name will be inexhaustible!]

Fang Wuming: "Keep it low-key, I usually just use this elixir of immortality to feed my dogs!"

The patriarch of the Dan Sect: "Woof woof woof!"

Fang Wuming: "When you're out camping, it's not too much to use an ancient magical artifact to peel an apple, is it?"

The Ancestor of the Weapon Sect: "Not at all! Not at all! You can even cut me down!"

Fang Wuming: "You mean this talisman that can kill immortals? There aren't many. The maid who served me tea only had a few hundred thousand of them."

Immortal: "?!"

The prodigies from all walks of life: "I thought my sect was the richest... but I'm the clown!"

All the lucky ones: "Our greatest fortune is meeting Brother Fang!"

Empresses from all walks of life: "It's time to find a godfather!"

[This is primarily a lighthearted and stress-relieving activity; the description falls short, so please read on!]

In the first simulation, you are the son of the Demonic Sect Master, but you take in the daughter of the righteous leader, the Lu family, on a snowy night.

You named her Lu Xuezhao and personally raised her into a world-renowned female swordswoman.

When the simulation ended, your identity as a member of the Demonic Sect was exposed, and you were on the verge of death. The head of the Lu family ordered her to kill you to prove her Dao heart.

Lu Zhaoxue didn't make a move, but instead held you in her arms.

"Master, if we manage to get out of here alive, would you be willing to travel with me to see all the mountains and rivers?"

In the end, you risked your life to pave a way for her.

You died, died in her arms.

In the second simulation, you are a village boy who unexpectedly offends a powerful and influential Tu Shan white fox.

For your own life, you took meticulous care of her.

At the end of the simulation, the betrayal of the immortal sects triggered a war between humans and demons.

You are a martial saint among mortals, single-handedly charging into battle and forcing the demon race to retreat, yet the immortal sects, citing the presence of a fox demon by your side, are launching an attack against you.

In the end, you burned everything, and they all perished.

At this moment, she was already an eight-tailed spirit fox, willing to exchange one of her tails for your life.

Knowing you were doomed, and unwilling to waste the white fox's cultivation, you made a wish to her.

"Tu Shan Bai Qing, my wish is that you grow a ninth tail."

You died, died in her arms.

Through repeated simulations, Jiang Yan was able to escape from the Heavenly Prison.

But he always felt something was wrong.

The simulated fairies have gathered at their sect, saying they want to find their deceased husbands.

Jiang Yan was drenched in sweat.

Wasn't this supposed to be a life simulation? How did you become real, fairy?

I wish I had 50 billion. Congratulations, master, your wish has come true!

I hope to own a villa or mansion. Congratulations...

I wish I had seven luxury supercars, one for each day of the week, so I wouldn't repeat the same one twice. Congratulations...

I aspire to have top-tier musical talent. Congratulations...

I hope my money keeps increasing as I spend it. Congratulations...

I hope that tomorrow morning, there won't be any eggs in any of the jianbing guozi (Chinese crepes) in the city... What?

Rich people + business + technology + entertainment, never cultivate immortality!

The ex-girlfriend used online loan credit cards to cash out and ran away, leaving Liu Hao with a lot of debt.

When he was at his wit's end, he was accidentally bound to the system of the rich creditor.

A new debt is created every day, and you can get rewards when you spend it.

"Congratulations to the host for achieving divine beauty!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the damage transfer armor!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the secret cultivation technique of the Hehuan Sect!"

A bank manager said: "Mr. Liu, we will repay your 100 million loan on time. You can put forward any conditions you want."

A real estate tycoon: "Mr. Liu, can I use my houses to pay off my debts? 10. No, 20!"

A certain first-line actress said: "Liu Hao, you bastard! I'm yours, and you're still asking for interest?"

[Super-rich + Entertainment industry + Multiple female leads + Female celebrities + System + Many children, many blessings + What you want to see... + Starting with Liu Yifei and Zhao Lusi!]

"Wang Yifan, you've been out of college for a year now, right? Where are you working? Do you have a girlfriend? Look at your cousin Wang Qing, he only graduated from high school and he's already bringing his girlfriend home for the New Year. He even makes 10,000 yuan a month. It seems like going to college is useless for you guys, all you do is watch videos all day!"

Wang Yifan listened to his aunt's sarcasm and wanted to retort, but he didn't know how!

"Wang Yifan, since you can't find a job, at least find a girlfriend to bring home for the New Year. Look how worried your parents are. Don't let him end up a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

Hearing his aunt and cousin's mockery, Wang Yifan wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground. He looked down at his phone, pretending not to hear, while the other relatives around him looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and schadenfreude in their eyes!

He was furious, his eyes fixed on the video playing on his phone—a video of the TV Queen receiving her award!

Wang Yifan thought that remaining silent would make his aunt and cousin let him off the hook, but he was wrong!

His silence only provokes even more frenzied mockery!

He could tolerate the mockery from his aunt's family, but his parents couldn't hold their heads up high!

How he longed to change all of this!

Just as he was furious but helpless against his aunt's family, a voice echoed in his mind, and his eyes widened instantly!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received an identity reward: the identity of TV Queen and Fairy Sister Liu Yifei's boyfriend!]

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Dear godfathers, due to the limited introduction, please proceed to the main text!