[Black-bellied + Insidious + Shameless + Not Alone + Old Six + Slender Development + Genius + Super Strong + Might Be Funny + A Little Outrageous + Not Serious]

Why do tens of thousands of female disciples of Shushan frequently lose their underwear?

Why does the Shushan Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken scream in the middle of the night?

Why are the elixirs and herbs from Mount Shu frequently stolen...

When the most lazy, unlearned, extremely deceitful, opportunistic, greedy, lustful, scheming, and cunning junior uncle Zhang Yu appeared in Shushan, the whole Shushan became chaotic.

Looking at the three colorful phoenixes left in the world, one male and two females, between heaven and earth.

Feeling somewhat envious, Zhang Yu simply stewed the male phoenix. After eating it, he felt much better.

In order to find out what the seven-colored glazed chicken and the five-colored phoenix would produce, Zhang Yu directly gave them...

In the end, everyone in Shushan was united.

He decided to give the only 100% immortality elixir in ten thousand years to Zhang Yu.

He was sent to heaven to wreak havoc on the fairy world, and was told not to return to Mount Shu unless he found a fairy to marry.

So Zhang Yu took the elixir, and a thunderstorm descended, with tens of thousands of Shushan female disciples' underwear falling from the sky.

Countless female disciples of Mount Shu pointed their swords at Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu shouted: "Brother, save me!"

Jian Yixuan looked at all the female disciples of Mount Shu with a face full of grief and indignation and said, "Disciples, please let this evil creature go for once!"

"Let him become an immortal and bring disaster to the immortal world..."

[High sugar! ! + Empress + Single female protagonist 1V1 + Two-way rush]

The protagonist's inner monologue:

My name is Su Bai. I’m a time traveler. When I came to this strange world, I had a "system", or rather, I call it the existence of a system.

After half a year of fruitlessness, at Tongzi's suggestion, I joined the Extreme Cold Holy Land, the last of the ten great holy lands in the world... and then went to the ancestral land of the holy land to "borrow" some things.

I, Su Bai, guarantee on my character that I will return the borrowed items.

But the development of the matter was beyond my expectation. I borrowed the things, but also picked up a cute girl with amnesia. I knew her identity was not simple, but at that time I couldn't bear to leave her alone, so I took her away...

……

My name is Liu Qinghan, and I’m the ancestor of the Holy Land of Extreme Cold. Ten thousand years ago, I was forced into a deep sleep for some reason. I was supposed to wake up in ten thousand years, but in the last few days, a rogue boy came to the ancestral tomb. His goal was clear, he came for the ice coffin where I was, and then... he kissed me... my first kiss was gone.

I woke up early with no memory or cultivation left, and he took me away with food and possessions...

Later on Naihe Bridge, I recovered my memory by chance. I should have killed him, but the fused memory made me have different emotions towards him.

Is it dependence? Or ignorant love?

I don't understand, so I sealed my memory to feel it. Although the memory is sealed, the touch of my skin is real...

……

My name is Tongzi, no, he called me Tongzi. A person beyond my destiny appeared and disrupted all my plans...

[The introduction is weak, the text is more exciting~

Tang Mo transmigrated into an exhilarating cultivation novel. Upon learning the plot, he refused to continue being a cannon fodder lapdog and tool for others.

Resolutely, he left the sect, determined to establish his own path and live a good life.

However, on his way down the mountain, compassion stirred in his heart, and he picked up a pitiful, dying girl. Unexpectedly, this act of kindness brought him back none other than the villainous boss—the Demon Empress—who, in the years to come, would love him to the depths of her soul!

The Demon Empress: “Everyone deceived and harmed me, but you alone treated me sincerely. Since you were the one who barged into my desolate fate, healed my body, soothed my heart, and redeemed me, you will never have the chance to leave again…”

As time passed, his life only grew better. He transformed into a legendary master of alchemy and medicine, astonishing the three realms. With pills in one hand and medical skills in the other, his spiritual eyes could pierce through destiny itself. Immortal sects vied to win his favor, and great cultivators flocked to him without end.

The Grandmaster of Alchemy praised him, saying: “One pill can unlock the Dao of the Three Realms, and one medicine can reverse the gates of life and death.”

Meanwhile, his former junior and senior sisters, now wracked with regret, wept until their hearts nearly shattered, begging for forgiveness.

Tang Mo merely cast them a cold glance and said indifferently: “Sincerity is as worthless as dirt. A broken mirror cannot be made whole again.”

But in his heart, he scoffed: Weren’t you all supposed to follow the original plot and cling desperately to the protagonist? And now, you’re here wallowing in regret over me? Ridiculous

[Daily slow-paced ➕ training ➕ sickly apprentice ➕ cultivation ➕ slight Shura field]

(Other people are slowly getting sick, but the heroine has a problem of her own, and it can't be corrected no matter what, so please be rational and read it in a daily manner)

"Girl, I see that you are one in a million with amazing bones. You are indeed a rare talent in cultivation that only appears once in a hundred years. I wonder if you are willing to take me as your master, enter my ancient immortal sect, and become a true immortal~"

………

Jiang Yan, who was reborn in the world of cultivating immortals, racked his brains to avoid inheriting the position of the head of the ancient immortal sect. Finally, when he met a three-no loli, he saw the dawn of hope.

Jiang Yan: As long as I train her up and let her inherit the position of the head, I can be free and unrestrained without any constraints!

Wuhu! Perfect!

The development of events went smoothly just as Jiang Yan had expected.

Under his training, little Shen Ming became stronger day by day until he finally surpassed himself.

Jiang Yan: Hmm~ Very good, this young man is teachable! Then, my dear disciple, the position of the headmaster is...

Shen Ming: Teacher, where do you want to go?

Jiang Yan: Hahaha! Of course I'm going to travel the world! Haha... eh? You... what's that look in your eyes... I'm your master! What do you want to do!

Shen Ming: Master, please don’t leave me. I want you to stay with me forever.

The Demon Sect's young master Lin Moyuan was hunted down by the righteous leader Si Muyao for five hundred years. In the end, he was pierced through the heart by a sword and died with hatred!

In the blink of an eye, he was reborn when he was ten years old. Looking at the dusty little beggar in front of him, Lin Moyuan wanted to kill him, but he was also greedy for the opportunity that belonged to the girl of destiny, so he laughed strangely and said, "Si Muyao, why don't you come and become my disciple?"

He originally wanted to simply seize the opportunity, but accidentally raised a peerless female swordsman who only had eyes for him, followed him around all day long, and called him brother...