Hello, I want to interview you about your views on 'Yukinoka Fuchi'.

Kasumigaoka Utaha: Obviously I was here first... I taught him the details, but he used them to pamper others

. Eriri: It would have been better if I hadn't said one thing and meant another.

Yukinoshita Yukino: He is a ray of light in my life, I could have endured the darkness if I had never met him.

Yukinoshita Haruno: The bastard who ran away after sleeping with me.

Hoshino Ai: My only true love, my white moonlight.

What is your relationship with him? - Ex-girlfriend

Sora Ginko: Ha, just a stealing cat.

Kato Megumi: Just a stealing cat

. Sagiri, Shinomiya Kaguya, Kirisu Mafuyu: A stealing cat!

"System, can you let me travel back in time?"

"No."

"What about letting me change back to my original appearance?"

"No."

"You can't do this or that, but you can at least help me find a girlfriend, right?"

"No, this system cannot help you find a girlfriend, but it can make you someone else's girlfriend."

"???"

What is love like?

Love is like a bear in winter.

A bear in winter? Isn't it a bear in spring?

You are walking alone in the snow in winter, and a cute little bear with velvet fur and round eyes comes over. It says to you: "Hello, lady, hibernate with me?" Then, you hug the little bear, roll around in the tree hole with the smell of nuts, and sleep all winter. Isn't it great?

This book combines the worldviews of: Stranger Things, Oregairu, The Ryuo's Work is Never Done, Chunibyo & Other Delusions, Umaru-chan: Hibernation, An Angel Has Come to Me, Eromanga-sensei, and others.