Lin Yi, a graduate of the Fine Arts Department, inherited his grandfather's heavily indebted calligraphy and painting shop.

In order to make a living, he was forced to sell paintings through live broadcasts online and give lectures on Feng Shui and metaphysics on the side.

Until one day, he awakened the [Geodoscopy System], which enabled him to see through the destiny of all things and regulate the veins of mountains, rivers and land.

Since then, the clients of a Feng Shui painter have become more and more outrageous.

Real estate tycoon: "Master, the feng shui of my building is bad. My employees see ghosts every day. Can you fix it?"

Academician: "Comrade Xiaolin, our supercomputing center keeps crashing. Could you help me see if it's because of a problem with the 'qi'?"

Military industry boss: "Master Lin, our new submarine broke down right after launching. Did something go wrong?"

Lin Yi held the compass in his hand, looking speechless: "I'm just a painter, are you serious?"

Until one day, several mysterious old men came to visit late at night, spread out a Kyushu feng shui map, and looked solemn.

"Friend Lin, there's a missing section of the Chinese Dragon Vein. Do you think... can it be connected?"

Han Feng spent three months' salary to buy a holographic military gaming helmet. After entering the game, he looked at the Blue Team's backward tactics and was extremely disgusted with the artificially stupid remarks of the game NPC.

He pointed at the NPCs' noses and called them "military idiots", and cursed every officer in the room.

Little did he know, this wasn't a game at all—it was a real military exercise broadcast live across the country!

When he, with a "gamer's" mentality, snatched the wheat-ear epaulettes and put them on, and even forced the other party to serve as a staff officer, the entire Internet exploded: "Is this lunatic here to ruin the military exercise?"

But the next moment, he actually led the motorized infantry brigade to defeat the heavy armored brigade!

The war zone leader slammed the table and stood up: "This is a tactical genius that only appears once in a century!"

Just when everyone was wondering what kind of person this arrogant genius was, Han Feng saw the room full of real guns and realized it belatedly.

What kind of game is this? He's scolding the real leader and seizing the real command!

But his wonderful performance has become famous throughout the country! The military general is now chasing him for a promotion!

Luo Feng traveled to a parallel world on Blue Star and gave birth to a daughter, Luo Yiyi. In order to let his daughter suffer less in the future, he worked hard.

But one day, my daughter said that she was reborn, and her spiritual energy would be revived in a year, and it would be the beginning of an era of universal cultivation!

Luo Feng originally thought she was joking until his daughter gave him a book of martial arts, and a voice sounded in his mind.

"Ding! Immortal cultivation techniques detected, the most powerful immortal cultivation assistance system activated!"

Luo Feng: ???

It's actually true?

…………

Luo Yiyi is a reborn person. In her previous life, spiritual energy revived and monsters were rampant. Her father died at the hands of monsters in order to protect her, which became the regret of her life!

This regret caused her to encounter a heart-demon tribulation when she was trying to pass the tribulation, which resulted in her failure. When she opened her eyes, she found herself back to a year before the revival of spiritual energy!

Looking at her father who worked hard for her, she decided to make up for her regrets in this life and take her father to cultivate immortality together!

But gradually, she realized that something was wrong.

Why is Dad's talent so terrifying?!

I, a great and powerful person who has transcended tribulation and has rebuilt myself, can't even compare to him?!

What? Dad has an innate Dao body? He even unlocked a top-grade Thunder Spiritual Root?

What? My mom has the body of a ghost king? She can devour all the evil spirits in the world?

What? My aunt actually has a top-grade sword spirit root. With a sword in hand, the world is mine?!

Luo Yiyi then discovered that she, a great man who had overcome the tribulation, was actually the least talented person in her family!

"Master, people say there are gods in this Taoist temple. Excuse me, are there really gods in this Taoist temple?"

Facing the reporter's questions, the energetic Song Feng looked somewhat ordinary, and said like an old man of his age: "There is no such thing as immortals. These are just rumors spread by outsiders. These days, we believe in science. Young comrade, feudal superstition is not acceptable~"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a multicolored light streak across the sky in the distance. Then, a middle-aged Taoist swallowed a spinning sword ball and said to the old man anxiously, "Master, this is bad! The demon dragon you suppressed has broken free!"

Hearing this, the old man paused slightly, then looked at the reporter awkwardly and explained, "...Haha, my apprentice loves acting and doing performance art. He's too immersed in his acting."

After he finished speaking, the old man glanced at the reporter, who was skeptical about his life, and asked, "...Is the camera off?"

"It's off...it's off~" The reporter didn't react.

"That's good..." Upon hearing the reporter's words, the old man smiled faintly. A terrifying aura spread from his body. He simply shook his shoulders, and his entire body transformed into a sacred deity that connected heaven and earth. He said in a thunderous voice, "It's just a small loach. I really gave him honor!"

It turned into a beam of light that connected the sky and the earth and disappeared among the crowd in the blink of an eye.

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