[Modern fantasy + lighthearted humor + no female lead + face-slapping story + invincible] Urban youth Liu Jin resigns and retreats to Mount Zhongnan, only to be struck by reality. He accidentally ingests an elixir and becomes the world's sole immortal cultivator. Harnessing his celestial powers, he cultivates ginseng, brews immortal wine, and refines jade talismans. He attempts to maintain a low-key practice, but his public displays of divine prowess repeatedly cause a stir, shocking the audience. As his reputation as "Master Liu" spreads, wealthy individuals seek his services, villagers seek medical treatment, and specialized agencies spy on him. Both troubles and business opportunities arise. Selling mountain products, building a celestial abode, and founding a sect, Liu Jin thrives in his daily life as an immortal, forging a carefree path to immortality between the mundane and the serene.

A bad blood feast!

A passionate world composed of [Hot-Blooded High School] and [Hot-Blooded District].

Protagonist Shinichi Snake

By defeating the enemy, you can extract the opponent's entry system and start attending Suzuran High School.

After meeting a group of bad boys by chance...

Serizawa Tamao: I am in awe of big brother’s mahjong skills.

Genji Takiya: Even if I can’t win, I will fight for the pinnacle of Lily of the Valley!

Yoshiki Murayama: My brother-in-law has a bright future!

Bouya Harumichi: I am Crow Soul, and he is the commander of Noxus!

Huamu Jiulihu: Why are you better at picking up girls than me? I don't accept it!

Amamiya Brothers: Welcome to come and play in the "SWORD" area when you have time~

Hayashida Kei: He is the best opponent!

Kuki Genji: Wra...

Amber: With you here, I can retire.

Junko: Oshiage, organize a social gathering tonight and call your brother Jabami over!

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Is the Wanshi Empire the strongest bad organization?

Kowloon Club is known as the strongest gang?

[Iron Bones (Gold): From Kuki Genji, Defense +200%. With this, who would still take the stairs?]

[Natural Punching Bag (Gold): From Ninety-Nine, Defense, Recovery, and Blunt Weapon Resistance +100%. With this, the old lady no longer has to dodge cars when crossing the road.]

[Perfect Right Straight Punch (Gold): From Sakura Hibiki, from now on, you become a right straight punch superman]

The Crow Soul reappears! Starting from climbing all the way to the top of Suzuran, Jabami Shinichi will create a new era of bad guys that belongs to him!

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In order to facilitate the appearance and interaction of various legendary characters, the character ages, story timeline and original plot have been greatly changed!

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Traveling through Zongwu, Lu Tingzhou was trapped in the Tomb of the Living Dead at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain. The only person by his side was a beautiful girl who was not concerned with worldly affairs - Xiaolongnu.

Activate the [Heavenly Book System] and become stronger by writing books!

But her cultivation level is zero, so she can only write the lowest level "Jianghu Beauty List".

In order to earn the first popularity point, Lu Tingzhou decisively wrote down and ranked Xiaolongnu second!

Xiao Longnu held the book and looked at him with a cold and questioning look. "Lu Tingzhou, it says here that I'm not as good as a woman named Zhao Linger... Who is she?"

He accidentally entered the world of science as a code-named member of the winery, Blue Hawaii.

Fujiwara Asuka alias Haibara Raku, I'm the owner of Beihua City's Enthusiastic Citizen Conscience Co., Ltd. (Technology is a tough business. If you lose money, you can earn it back. If you lose your conscience, you can earn even more.)

Vest Phantom Thief Kidd's assistant, the top thief, proud of the world, with me Kidd there is the sky, playing cards, guns, paragliders, stealing all the treasures in the world.

Ten million people using fake accounts blew up the Tokyo Tower and the Ritsu Aoi Shrine, and set fire to the forests of Gunma Prefecture...

Vest Clown, Big Brother asked me to stir things up (Tokyo?) It must be arranged. Kill the locusts, kill the princess, kill, kill, kill. Only chaos can bring justice. I, the Joker, am the Holy Son of the Church of Savior, and I'm committed to turning Tokyo and Mihua into Little Gotham.

Jiang Xiaobai, a little gangster girl wearing a women's vest, haha, just once, I am a principled person, Emma smells so good~ Hehehe, run to the little mouse, come to your sister's bowl quickly.

Ma Jia fourth uncle, you bastard Conan, when you see your fourth uncle, why don’t you just roll over and kowtow to him and say hello?

What the vests do has nothing to do with me, the enthusiastic citizen of Mihua City, Huiyuan Le, and the outstanding employee of the winery, Blue Hawaii.

At dusk, I met (love) at the corner of the annex, and met Master Ren and Sadako...

Stalactite cave exploration, red embroidered shoes, and a ghost marriage for Conan.

Blue Castle, vampire, Sadako...hehehe, let's play hide-and-seek together and meow meow meow meow.

Full Moon Chapter Ghost Ship, welcome to the Flying Dutchman, I am Captain Jones, hehehe...

The bandaged weirdo in the villa, the yellow-skinned man asks for a title. Do you think I look like a human or a god?

A belated golden finger is worth less than a blade of grass! Two thousand years after becoming a Daoist Patriarch, he was invited to join a chat group. With a wave of his hand, the compassionate Li Daosheng declared with awe-inspiring righteousness, "Dagu, your world is in turmoil from evil gods, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Fog Mountain Fire Element? Demons are wreaking havoc, and we need to preach the truth!" "The Iron Man Marvel World? The universe is in chaos, and the Purple Potato Spirit is causing trouble? All races are united in their efforts? We need to preach the truth to save the world!" "Young man, I see something is amiss in your world. Why don't you open the dimensional barrier and let me investigate, and then preach the truth to the world?" Li Daosheng said with a smile. The chat group members trembled with fear: "Don't come over here!" ... This is the story of a Daoist Patriarch using a chat group to preach the truth to the universe.

Chen Ye's soul traveled through the ancient world and became the tragic Hong Yun. He felt that the problem was very serious.

His saintly position was taken away, his Hongmeng purple energy was robbed, and in the end, his soul was directly shattered...

As a good guy in the prehistoric world, his ending is very tragic!

The root of all this was the preaching in Zixiao Palace, where Hongyun gave up the sainthood, and the calculations of the saint Hongjun were indispensable!

After thinking it all through, Chen Ye decided to lie down.

As long as I don't go to Zixiao Palace to listen to the teachings, no one can plot against me...

[Cultivation of Immortality] [Reincarnation] [Mortal Flow + Fighting with Wisdom + Planning, See how Old Silver Coin cultivates immortality through reincarnation!]

Don't fight for the youth of one lifetime, but fight for the day and night of a hundred generations.

My name is Cheng Liangan. I have transcended the mortal world in three lives, entered the Taoist path in nine lives, and will become an immortal in a hundred lives.

A hundred generations of life, one life.

Traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, Xuantian's Hundred Reincarnation Mirror gave Cheng Liangan the capital to participate in the struggle for immortality. Each life will inherit the memories and legacy of the previous life.

He decisively castrated himself and entered the mortal palace to plan for spiritual roots; he practiced evil ways to accumulate cultivation like an unhuman; he finally entered the legitimate immortal sect; he avenged his hatred in the next life; he entered the game alone and died, which led to a war; he did not hesitate to stir up trouble and seize resources in the cracks of the situation.

The spiritual beasts around him became a wonder in the world of immortal cultivation, and the female cultivator who had a relationship with him in the past became the empress of the immortal dynasty.

When the secret realm appeared and attracted many heroes to fight for it, he gently stroked the formation and restriction: "This is the bait planted three hundred years ago."

When the Emperor of the Immortal Dynasty was enraged and sent down divine punishment, he raised his head and roared to the heavens from the execution platform: "Whoever cuts off my head will have his entire clan slaughtered!"

From a self-castrated eunuch to a giant in the Falling Star Sea, from a discarded pawn of the Demonic Path to the ancestor of the Immortal Sect. In this life, the Bu family plays a hidden chess piece, and in the next, it triggers a dynasty change. After a hundred reincarnations, the final piece is finally placed in the eternal chess game.

"All the immortals and Buddhas in the heavens!" He laughed long and hard while stepping on the nine-fold thunder tribulation. "I have endured ninety-nine lifetimes of calamity and death. Today I will ascend the ladder to heaven and attain immortality. Who dares to stand in my way?"

Shen Ye woke up and found himself as an amnesiac from another world. His mind was empty, but his murderous aura was overflowing.

Before he could figure out the situation, he was forcibly bound by a [Immortal Cultivation System of Infinite Merit].

System goal: To train him to be the number one moral saint in Xuanqiong Realm!

System method: Do one good deed every day and your merits will soar!

Penalty for failure: Struck by lightning (trial version) Do you know?

Looking at his hands, naturally suited for holding a knife, now forced by the system to help an old lady cross the street, Shen Ye fell into deep thought - what on earth did I do before I lost my memory?!

Helping the old lady find a chicken? Stealth, tracking, one-hit kill... er, no, one-hit capture!

Mediating a fight between villagers? "Each of you gets half, human or pig. Take your pick."—his eyes were cold, his tone was kind.

Looking to liberate evil spirits? The [Shadowless Merit Dart], blessed by the golden light of merit, strives for speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness, providing attentive service to ensure a painless afterlife!

Shen Ye: "System, can this 'Conquer People with Virtue' skill physically silence people?"

System: "...Host, please correct your attitude! We are a serious merit system!"

Shen Ye (shaking off the blood from the knife with an expressionless face): "Oh, I just used 'reason' to convince a demon, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak anymore. Where are the merits?"

(Note: I'm a newbie, please don't criticize if you don't like it)

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."