Aoshu: "Whose family, counting up the past, hasn't had a powerful ninja? A miraculous bloodline? What? I don't have one?! I'll make one up!" Having traveled through the ninja world, becoming a ninja without a bloodline, a clan, or talent, Aoshu looked at his bloodline simulator. Heartbroken, he gnashed his teeth, seeing the disappointment of his bloodline ancestors! Change! It must change! Starting with my "father," who chose to be a carpenter instead of a ninja! Years later, Aoshu stood atop a stone statue in the Valley of the End, overlooking the ninja world, and said, "From the Six Paths Sage to the present, the history of the ninja world is vast, but it can be summed up in four words: bloodline limit!" "But... what is a bloodline limit? I will lead my bloodline ancestors to create a supreme bloodline network!" "A thousand lives are one life. They can wait as long as they want, until—a thousand flows...

Xu Lie traveled through the dragon world with a mysterious magic potion system, and a small accident happened along the way.

The nine developmental stages of the source substance are incompatible with this universe and there is some conflict.

In order to mediate between the two parties, Xu Lie had to tell a huge lie.

"Student, please allow me to take up a moment of your time."

"I want to tell you about our beacons and saviors, the Nine Old Ones."

"Student, do you know the history before the birth of Black King Nidhogg?"

"In those ancient times, nine Old Gods appeared on our planet."

"When the planet could no longer support the old days, they left us and went into the universe."

"And the remains of the Old Ones gave rise to spirituality, gathering together to form the Black King Nidhogg."

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The cold-faced senior brother Chu Zihang changed his usual behavior and became provocative towards everyone he met.

The passionate and outspoken Chen Motong is as quiet as a tree, and likes to hide in the dark and spy on everything;

The useless senior brother Finger stopped playing badly and suddenly became a top student.

All of this started with Xu Lie’s lies.

A 21st-century otaku accidentally transmigrates to the world of Naruto, becoming a cannon fodder ninja who gains the most experience points from being killed by powerful figures. He has no bloodline limit, no good eyes, no family background, and even the typical transmigrator's cheat ability is just a useless piece of junk. There's no other way but to play it safe and develop his character cautiously in the early stages…

Bad news, the martial soul mutation failed, and the innate soul power is only level 0.1.

Good news, certified by Brother Tao.

I'm shocked! My martial soul has dual attributes and can evolve on its own!

Tang San, twin martial spirits? That's it!?

(30,000 will be issued on the day of listing, and 20,000 will be issued for daily updates)

"I'm Batman. My name is Chen En, not Bruce Wayne, and I live in Beika Town. But the system told me that I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm in Gotham City. When Batman fights super criminals and maintains law and order, I'll be rewarded."

"I said yes."

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Kaito Kidd: Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit too hurtful?

Conan: Could you please stop standing there with that stupid coffee cup of yours and telling me I'm Batman when I ask you something?

Makoto Kusakabe: No, buddy, I went undercover to gather intelligence myself, how did that make me a two-faced person? Are you polite?

Gin: What clown? Why are you looking at me?

(Not a crossover anime/manga universe, but set in the Akatsuki/Akame ga Kill! universe) "Ichijo, I bestow upon you the Imperial Arm Murasame to commemorate your achievements." "No, too much killing intent, it will harm my health." "What about the Demon Possession?" "No, Lancer's luck is E, how many masters has this thing killed?" "Gaia Foundation?" "I don't want to be a cross-dresser!" "Then what do you want? Tell me, and I will grant it to you." "I want the Demon God Manifestation!" "But, this Imperial Arm is on Esdeath, if you want it, wouldn't you be taking Esdeath home with you?" "Your Majesty is wise, I thank Your Majesty for the marriage!"

I transmigrated into the sky island Enel, not to pursue the "Infinite Land," but only to use my developed red lightning and electromagnetic wave abilities to do some "things."

Kidnapping a Celestial Dragon? A piece of cake!

I piloted the modified Ark-Maxim and started a live broadcast ten thousand meters above Mary Geoise—publicly executing a Celestial Dragon!

The video of Den Den Mushi (modified) instantly caused a stir in the comments section:

"This slug-nosed Celestial Dragon is hilarious!"

Can methods of execution be crowdfunded?

"Warring States Period: ?! Family members, please report this!"

Kizaru: This execution is so cute!

"Akainu: Kizaru???"

Donation Ranking: "Top Donnie Yen" remains firmly in first place; "Yonko Kaido donated 100 rockets." Boa Hancock donated 100 "Shining for You" tokens...

In front of the bewildered Charles Saint, give him an "afro" with lightning, dance a social dance in front of him, sing to torture him, and explain his various crimes.

The world was initially shocked, then scornful, and then erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

After the execution, I sipped my special Sky Island milk tea and leisurely revealed my coordinates: "I'm 10,000 meters above Mary Geoise, waiting for the navy to come up for tea."

The result? Actor Kizaru and I acted out a special effects blockbuster.

The comments section erupted in cheers: "The best actor in the Grand Line Navy!"

I arranged for a drone to deliver Skypiea-themed milk tea – Four Seasons Spring (without sugar) – to Akainu.

Postscript: "Even on days when a volcano erupts, a little coolness is needed. — Sponsored by Azure Pearl Milk Tea Shop."

Newspaper headlines explode: "Four Emperors and Fleet Admirals Watch Live Stream Together!", "Skypiea Livestream Significantly Reduces Global Crime Rate!", "God Enel: Messenger of Peace!"

Upon waking, Ning Chuan discovered he had traveled to the world of Douluo Continent, becoming a minor figure with mediocre talent and no one to be reckoned with. However, unlike all other travelers, he had not acquired any god-level martial spirit or heaven-defying system. Instead, bound deep within his soul was a garbage collection station connecting all the heavens and universes! Every day, "garbage" from different planes and universes was dumped there: broken artifacts, scrapped mechas, fragments of unknown techniques, depleted magic cores, and even the corpses of alien monsters... To others, these were all useless waste. But in Ning Chuan's eyes, these were truly coveted treasures! "Reclaim the shattered fragments of the imperial weapons from the world of 'The Great Ruler,' extract a wisp of the Mother Qi of all creation, and rebuild the foundation!" "Reclaim the Aoki from the world of 'Marvel'..."

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

What are Joan of Arc's three good points? Kindness, ignorance, and easy to seduce. Whether it's Black Joan, White Joan, Young Joan, Blue Joan, Red Joan, or whatever Joan of Arc is, they're all mine! What? You say there's no Red Joan or Blue Joan? They just look the same, so it's fine.