What is this? Gluttonous Star God? Eat it!

What's that shiny thing? The Amber King's diamond head? Take a peek!

What's this squishy thing? Joyful Star God's game box. Swallow it!

What's this round, shiny thing? Teyvat? Scary!

This gray and white hair is so shabby? Post it!

The incarnation of the lord of endless greed, a certain star god said that life is very nice.

Meanwhile, a certain spirit of fun, wearing a clown mask, is complaining at the center of the universe: Who is the Star God of Fun? Ahaha, how embarrassing!

After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.

"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."

"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."

"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."

“………”

"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"

"…Who is Lu Yao?"

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Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.

"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"

(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)

[Food + Daily + Warmth + Good for eating + Funny]

Get the God of Cooking system, start by setting up a stall to sell rice bowls, and become the God of Cooking in China!

"His chicken leg rice is so delicious! I want more!"

"I've never eaten such authentic sweet and sour pork tenderloin, it's absolutely amazing!"

"Urban management! Urban management, why are you queuing up too?!"

Urban management: "Anjing, it's not easy to get here, do you know how hard it is to eat his rice bowls!"

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

A male kebab chef traveled through time and space to the body of a Korean female model, Choi Seon-woo! He inherited his dead father's barbecue restaurant! How did Choi Seon-woo make the barbecue restaurant so successful? And how did she get into the local entertainment industry!

"If you ever get hurt, you can always come to me. I'll heal you... unconditionally~"

With just one line and a single promotional video, Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, instantly broke through the fandom barrier and became everyone's top choice.

A pair of legs and a single image of Lumina, the pure and flawless Saintess, set the internet ablaze, making her the true Archon of the doujinshi world.

"Waaah! If I could just rest my head on Lumina-neechan's lap once in my life, I'd die without regrets!" "When is Lumina-neechan coming to the gacha? I'm sick with lovesickness-the kind only she can cure!"

"@Mihoyo, can't Lumina be added to the gacha sooner? Do you even want to make money? At this rate, I'm going to F2P her E6 S5!"

As more of Lumina's promotional videos and storylines were released, players began to uncover the truth.

The aloof Saintess persona was merely a facade.

Witnessing Lumina's true personality only intensified the players' enthusiasm.

"Lumina-neechan, step on me!!!"

The fan comments, however, gradually spiraled into the absurd...

Due to an accident, Yu Ying can only stay in the game as a female player, but she also gains unlimited energy points as a result.

As the most important stat in the game world, energy will be applied anywhere, and the average player can only have a maximum of 10,000 points.

"Eh, legend has it that there is a shop in this game that can bring home the NPCs in the dungeon with 999999 energy."

", where do ordinary players get so much energy."

Listening to the conversations of other players, Yu Ying couldn't help but fall into deep thought as she watched the NPC cute girls who had been raided from the dungeon and then turned home.

Isn't the number of your own harem too small

“The single-player streamer Yang Yu, who makes a living by selling game guides, quietly passed away in bed after playing a game continuously for seventy-two hours.

Unaware of his own death, he was invited by a god to guide through a certain RPG game and was encouraged to choose the most difficult starting point for civilians.

Unable to defeat even a slime in the newbie village? Need to manually taunt just to learn a taunting skill? Only getting garbage from the lottery?

Faced with numerous difficulties, he… became excited.

True masters never fear challenges, only fearing games being too easy.

As he watched his barren status panel gradually fill up, an unprecedented sense of satisfaction filled his heart. Yang Yu gradually became addicted to causing trouble, unable to extricate himself.

“Huh? Looks like there’s a lone hero up ahead. Watch me turn him into a power house! Ah, he noticed me. Hero, don’t run away!”

[Beng 2 to Feng 3? ] [Fun] [No swordsmanship] [Daily] [Battle? ] [Letting myself go the whole time] [Hahahaha, I'm not crazy, I don't need to take medicine! ]

The flaming spear boiled in my hand.

The fiery red cloak warms my soul.

The beating of my heart makes the world listen to my whisper.

The tragic story will be rewritten from this moment on.

Kiana looked at her elder sister in front of the door curiously: "Sister, why are you wearing a bed sheet and holding a branch? Aren't you cold in the snow?"

(The first chapter completes the time loop, the second volume is about the main story, and the third chapter is about daily life.)

I traveled through time and bound myself to a… I have quite a lot of brothers, but I’m really not a social person’s system.

Yes, that’s right, I am a villain, and a villain with multiple identities.

The villains in this world may all be dead, so I am the villain!

The system asked me to make more sworn brothers. The more sworn brothers I had, the further I could go on the road to fighting against the protagonist.

All right, let’s fight… Real or fake daughter, overbearing CEO? It’s just a joke!

A sudden thought...why don't we become sworn brothers with the protagonist?

The Immortal Emperor is reborn? I think you lack a sworn brother.

The God of War is back? I think you're missing a sworn brother.

……

The Supreme Bone was dug up at the beginning? I think you are in need of a brother!

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west... No, I feel like I'm missing a sworn brother.

Become sworn brothers along the way, lie down along the way... Um, system, what's wrong with my bug?

system:"……"

You are awesome!