Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.