Bai Yanci, a 30+ office worker, has suffered the harsh realities of society. After an unexpected death, he transmigrates into the body of a cursed child, growing up anew and discovering he possesses special abilities. His goal is to survive, save money, and retire early, striving to be a support character who doesn't risk his life. Inevitably, he becomes a contemporary of the main characters, but Bai Yanci sees himself as a helpless and insignificant support.

Bai Yanci: I'm just an assistant. I'm resigning. I'm retiring.

Wu Tiao Wu & Xia Youjie: Ci Ci can retire, but she still has to stay in our world.

The logic is flawed; it doesn't follow the original plot or the original timeline. It contains numerous personal interpretations.

Shuangnan Oh

The live stream interrupted the Chunin Exams.

Show two completely different lives of Naruto Uzumaki!

Naruto from the original world was suspected of growing up by eating Kotoamatsukami.

From a despised, bottom-ranked fox demon to the revered Seventh Hokage who relied on his persuasive words and basic martial arts skills.

Naruto in a parallel world:

He has shown normal human thinking since he can remember.

While striving to improve themselves, they also kept a record of their enemies.

They only await the future reckoning with Konoha.

Upon learning of his origins, he single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan.

Tobirama Senju: Naruto Uzumaki, born evil! He actually dared to flirt with Tsuna right in front of us?!

Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, we are already dead.

Madara Uchiha: Black Zetsu, please die first.

Kushina Uzumaki: As expected of my son, I must rebuild the Land of Whirlpools!

Minato Namikaze: So I am Minato Senju.

Kaguya Otsutsuki: I understand the reasoning, but why is it that even I...

(No system + single female lead + slice-of-life)

Laudgreen displayed his extraordinary magical talent as soon as he entered Hogwarts.

Potions is easy to learn, but most of the finished products can only be drunk by animals. Snape regarded him as a fool who tarnished the great potions.

Transfiguration can easily turn inanimate objects into living things with their own thoughts, but it is powerless to do the opposite, which greatly puzzled Dumbledore.

In the study of spells, the spells cast by Lord always have some strange effects.

He only had no problems with Potions and Magical Creatures, and the magical creatures even regarded him as a child of nature.

Everyone praised him, saying he would become the next Newt Scamander, but he stuck to his profession.

Laudgreen: Although I am a master of Transfiguration, my spells are incredibly creative, and the magical creatures trust me, I am actually a botanist.

A boy who awakens his memories of his past life wakes up to find himself facing a "zombie crisis." Is this some kind of American variety show world, or the world of Hunter x Hunter?

So the first thing to do now is to escape this city.

He struck gold and woke up to find himself in a chaotic world of American comics, teeming with superheroes and lunatics. His starting location was even more auspicious—New York's infamous cesspool, Hell's Kitchen. His identity? An orphan, Joseph Sergeyevich von Lee, currently a low-level henchman for a third-rate gang called the Page Gang, doing menial tasks like running errands and keeping watch, with no future in sight.

Fortunately, I obtained the scholar template, and as long as the template progress is maxed out, I can unlock the next scholar.

Thus, this already chaotic world lost an insignificant gangster henchman, but gained a mad scholar with a volatile personality and bizarre behavior.

Traversing the Starry Sky Railway, teeming with madmen, years ago, drawn by the yearning for the stars, I boarded the Starry Sky Train to witness the boundless beauty of the universe…

Those were years that Hermes still fondly remembers. He once thought he would go further and further on the path of exploration, but just when he reached the threshold of becoming an envoy, the fall of Archivist caught him completely off guard.

His pioneering journey ended in silence. Just then, an accident occurred in his hometown, so he returned and spent some time researching a suitable planetary repair technology specifically for his hometown, thus truly embarking on the path of knowledge!

Later, during his cosmic journey, Hermes happened to encounter a civilized planet that had been swallowed by nothingness. Inspired by this, he began to study it in depth.

Ultimately, today, through natural and spontaneous research, a sliver of the essence of imaginary numbers and quantum mechanics has been discovered, bestowing upon Hermes a unique and supreme authority.

Just then, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly rang in his ears—

[Ding! The wisdom of pioneering has joined the chat group]

Thus, the messengers of wisdom began to set foot in all the heavens and myriad worlds!

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

You must first hone your skills until they are as refined as Scáthach's; you must train your physique until it is as powerful as Typhon's; then, you must lift the sword left by the King of Britain, mount Pegasus given to you by Medusa, and set off for distant lands; along the way, you will breathe fire and unleash thunder; people will weave your name into songs and sing them, their voices trembling in the night. You will become a legend, a walking—Heroic Spirit. …“Becoming a Heroic Spirit only requires three steps: close the book, open the door, and then go out.” With these words, Shane, carrying the Book of Heroic Spirits that could summon countless legends and myths, arrived in the world of Fairy Tail. “Hmm, out in the world, let's slay a dragon first!” (PS: Even those unfamiliar with Fairy Tail and Type-Moon can easily read this; enjoy! QAQ)

Russell is redundant data (Redun-0) from the Onpharos simulation program simulated by the scepter. He was born in the first year of the strife-era world, embarking on the path of a healer, a path that has lasted a millennium. Until the Black Tide engulfed Onpharos, plunging the world into ruin. He came to a crystal-clear blue giant tree and touched this magical tree. "Branch of the World, do you have pity on the branches and leaves of this world? Perhaps I can grasp hope..." Every time the Black Tide destroyed the world, he would touch the Branch of the World—that giant tree that condensed memories, sealing the joys and sorrows of his past life into its fruit, and then he would enter the cycle of reincarnation again to seek hope. When the 33.55 millionth fruit, curled up among the roots on the verge of collapse, its silver hair soaked with the blood and tears of billions of dead souls. "Is salvation... truly meaningful?" As despair gnawed at the remnants of souls, the Healer heard the plea and came treading through the starlight and frost. He embraced him. "Your thirty million acts of benevolence have pierced the illusion of eternal night." "This is not in vain. It is proof of the existence of reincarnation. You shall receive this crown." "Swallow it. It is the placenta for your new life." A crimson pomegranate seed was fed to Russell. At that moment, the Imperial Scepter malfunctioned wildly, and an Envoy of Abundance was hatching within his body…