[No female lead + live streaming + daily life in the second dimension + cosplay + comic exhibition]

Xiyu, a tough senior boy, woke up and turned into a little boy and girl, and also tied up a crappy cat guest cosplay system - the result was so good in seconds!

Cosplaying as Jizi, he directly performed "The Last Lesson", and scared the Big Three into expressing their emotions; Cosplaying as Hutao, he started a supernatural live broadcast, and drew metaphysical cards from the Hall of Rebirth with guaranteed payouts, and the audience raved about "The boss is confused"; Cosplaying as Robin, he unknowingly saved the down-and-out light music club, and after cosplaying, he had obtained the power of the initial star god, and from then on he began to practice the law of the only one; Cosplaying as Xilian, he started as a broadcaster to help farmers and promoted rural construction.

He cosplayed as Big Duck and sneaked into miHoYo as an HR, cosplayed as Alyssia and had fun creating a paradise and giving out broken ice, which was officially certified. What's even more outrageous is that he cosplayed as Lawyer - he reported the black-hearted company and bravely entered the CJ scene with the ability of a Lawyer!

Netizens exclaimed: "This anchor looks like everyone he cosplays, she's a supermodel, right?!"

Xiyu: "Don't ask, if you ask, there are only countless times to dress up as a woman... but it's so cool to get gold coins!"

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Abstract + magical change + character collapse + original fans should not take it too seriously...

A live question-and-answer system has thrown the entire ninja world into a panic!

However, my own system actually killed the question-and-answer system? !

Live broadcast... Fantasy... Manifestation...

Countless devil fruits have arrived, and the style of the ninja world has been completely distorted!

With the system in hand, Hirofumi Ito directly changed the ninja world!

After eating the Sand-Sand Fruit, Gaara became the real Emperor of the Desert!

Hoshigaki Kisame is working hard to learn Fish-Man Karate!

Uchiha Obito is searching the world for the Yomiuri Fruit, just to connect to Yomiuri and see Rin!

The third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen is even more eager for the animal-type devil fruit mythical beast! Monkey God form!

The Fourth Raikage ate the Thunder Fruit and turned into the God of Thunder!

After eating the rubber fruit, Uzumaki Naruto directly transformed into Nika!

Hirofumi Ito brought a different audio-visual feast to the entire ninja world.

“Hahahaha…Otsutsuki?! How many times can an Otsutsuki withstand this harassment?!”

Reorganize the style of Ninja World! It is our duty!!!

More than 400 years ago, in X777, Lyle was a knight who protected Queen Irene.

In this era, dragons held absolute dominance and posed a serious threat to human survival.

Lyle awakens a future simulator. After simulating his future with Eileen, he discovers that he will die to protect her, while Eileen, due to a political marriage and prejudice, ultimately meets a tragic end.

The simulation ended, and Lyle received the "Dragon's Blessing," which has a threatening effect (the blessing can only be obtained in the first simulation with the same target).

Lyle decides to change his and Irene's fate, to change Belserion's fate of dying in battle, to change Kyoka and Sera's fate of blindly pursuing killing, to change Mavis and Zera's fate of painful separation, and to change the fate of many more Fairy Tail characters over the past 400 years...

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

The last bell of the century has sounded.

The shadows are hazy, and the last demon hunter is chasing the out-of-control werewolf.

The blood moon is in the sky, and the ancient vampires are preparing to welcome the return of their ancestor.

Shrouded in fog, Little Red Riding Hood in Storybrooke is looking for the descendants of Grimm.

Wizards walked out of Hogwarts, "The damned mudbloods are usurping the glory of purebloods."

Groudon tore through the ground, "The thugs from Azkaban are on a killing spree."

Kyogre stirred the waves, "A new Dark Lord is about to ascend the throne."

Rayquaza pierced the sky, "Great Wizard King, Builder of the White Tower, Swordmaster of Gryffindor, Paris respectfully welcomes you."

Allen touched Arceus beside him. The sixteen tablets of creation radiated eternal light. "I'm just a training master who does this out of interest."

(The author will usually reply if there are any questions) During the war at the top, Sengoku held his forehead with one hand and looked at Ace who had been rescued: "Garp! Your grandson is really a headache." Garp, who was pressed to the ground by Sengoku, said: "Sengoku, just hold me like this, otherwise I will not be able to help but thank the guy who saved Ace." When setting sail, the will is like steel. Pirate road, wind and waves are raging. Luffy leads, partners gather. The dream of sailing, hearts fly together. Yichen enters, magic appears. Ensure safety, no worries. Zoro enters, swords appear. Phantom Luo emerges, the sky cracks. Nami enters, the sea route appears. The compass is fixed, the direction is accurate. Usopp, the slingshot appears. Magic bullets, instantly defeat the enemy. Sanji enters,

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

After Luo Chen binds the system, the live broadcast can be put into Teyvat.

The beginning gives a comprehensive review of the characters’ seriousness and irregularity.

Review Lumine!

Nahida: “Knight of honor, friend of the immortals, the first sage… the traveler is really awesome!”

Fu Fu: “Speaking ill of the God of Wind, cheating on the God of Rock, and fighting with the God of Thunder? Death penalty!”

Paimon: “Kamizato Ayaka’s dog? Hehe, Lumine is so arrogant!”

Lumine: “Hey, don’t associate CV with me!”

Review Barbara!

Jean: “The real king who can break the curse in the flesh? This…”

Barbara: “That’s right, studying medicine can’t save Mondstadt! Try my ak!”

Comments on Keqing and Ganyu!

Keqing: “I’m not a beef jerky master, I’m not a civil engineer, and I’m not even a cat! (Crazy)”

Gan Yu: “Everyone in Teyvat knows, it’s over…”

The people who were commented were trembling, and everyone was in danger for a while~

And when he started commenting on the gods of various countries, Teyvat suddenly became a sensation~

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.