(System flow + cognitive dislocation + skill fusion + reversal of tragedy + parallel time and space)

Chiba Xuanyi traveled through the Naruto world, but was bound to a stubborn "alien system" that firmly believed that this was a world under one person!

"Chakra? This is called innate energy!"

"Ninja? This is an alien organization!"

"The tailed beasts? They're obviously fairy spirits!"

Faced with the system's outrageous misjudgment, Xuanyi can only bite the bullet and practice "Threefold Reverse Rebirth" in the Naruto world, use "Tongtian Lu" to draw sealing techniques, and use "Kushi Senteng" to fight against the Impure World Reincarnation.

What's even more outrageous is that all the tasks issued by the system are messed up:

Save Hatake Sakumo? "Stop the Eight Great Techniques Inheritor from Committing Suicide"

Change Nohara Lin's fate? "Intercepting the Medicine Fairy Society's human experiments"

Chunin Exam? "Rakuten Daijo Preliminary Tournament"

When the system unlocks the "Parallel Spacetime Rescue" function, Xuanyi is forced to travel through the various tragic nodes of Naruto:

Watch the ending of Naruto vs. Sasuke in the Valley of the End

Watch the finale of the duel between Hashirama and Madara at the Valley of the End

Save Jiraiya in the battle with Pain

Used to save Neji's life during the Ninja World War

Save Uzumaki Naruto's parents during the Nine-Tails Rebellion

Get rewarded and become a world changer.

Deceptive magic?

It's just a very weak magic that can only deceive the five senses and the seven emotions and six desires.

Everit always says this, but everyone doesn’t think so!

——

Natsu: I once thought I spent the whole day with Everit playing in the forest, until Hubby told me that she was fishing with him by the river that day!

Gray: I thought I was clothed countless times until the Senate warned me not to run around shirtless all year round!

Erza: I used to think that Everit's magic was just some charlatan's magic. It wasn't until my face was covered in acne that I realized I'd been eating chili peppers like little cakes for a whole month!

Lucy: I once really believed that Everit was a weak person. It wasn’t until we were exhausted that we defeated the Six Demon Generals, but he had already...

Wendy: Even though Mr. Evelit looks kind, he is actually very scary.

Laxus: Everit, I don’t want to fight you!

"...."

Yefulit was helpless: I'm just a weak magician who can't even do any magic effects.

【Star Iron/CP Nanook/Star God/bl】

(The protagonist is now a Star Core Hunter, the former Lord of Extinction, the Messenger of Destruction, with a weird and crazy personality, and was promoted to a Star God in the end)

Fu Yin, a native of Xianzhou Yuque, is the elder brother of Fu Xuan, the current Taibushi of Luofu.

Through his innate ability, he can listen to the many emotions in others' hearts by playing melodies, and at the same time help those emotions burst out... But because the outburst of emotions has mixed results, Fu Yin happily receives a wanted gift package from the Xianzhou Alliance and the company.

Fu Yin said that he felt really wronged.

Accepting the invitation of "Slaves of Fate" and becoming a Star Core Hunter, he possesses an identity that even Elio cannot despise. The end point and ultimate goal of this great performer's journey is...

"Play Star God."

Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."

Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"

Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."

Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"

Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."

This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.

Bai Mo, one of the twins of the Bai family of Ailimisie, was born together with Bai E.

No! What's the point of this? Or is it my...

Wait. Hey, this pink-haired priest's little feet...

No, hey, what the hell are you doing? Is this still Earth?

…

Miss Xilian, although you often break Bai E's and my snacks and toys in half and share them with us, can this thing really be torn? Bai Mo, like his name, looked at the half of the "Savior" card that had just been torn off in his hand.

This script is wrong!

…

Xilian: I have the ability to take others back to the past to watch historical fragments

Bai Mo: I have a golden finger that can gain other people's abilities by witnessing their death.

Author: I have an idea

Bai E: Six hundred and sixty-six, you’re cheating without me?

…

Iron Tomb? The "destruction" equation? If I calculate it again and the result is different, won't you be furious?

…

Bai'e, my foolish savior brother. You fight Foehn, I'll fight Star Howl. Let's each try to give Nanook a big slap. Whoever slaps him first will be the older brother!

…

at last

My name is Kamaslana.

I come from Omphalos, who has reincarnated thirty million times.

I am seeking answers to the first cause of life.

I carried heavy responsibilities, but I also learned to let go;

I accept the loss, but still choose to set off;

I acknowledge the price, and pay the price;

I love myself and define my own salvation!

Now, I have defined my path.

Star God, tell me - what is salvation?!

This book is also known as: The heroine is actually myself/The Narcissus of the Devil King/The Fun People Make Trouble in the Heavens.

Some people may say that 1+1=2, but Su Ye actually doesn't think so, because getting along with one self and another self is even more enjoyable than the inner treasury being secretly replaced by a brother in the middle of the night.

You ask what's so enjoyable? Su Ye will only answer that he doesn't know.

"WC, why is Sasuke spiraling up to the sky?" Su Ye pointed to the sky and exclaimed.

"You did it." The girls said.

Madoka: "The pervert who wants to lick someone's feet when they first meet is really perverted."

Gokawa Shiori: "Actually I can do it, Su Ye!"

Akemi Homura: "Obviously I came first, woo woo woo."

Su Ye: "Where are we going today?"

In short, it is a cheerful story that gets more enjoyable the more you read it. The previous chapters may not be good to watch, so you can choose to skip them.

Those who have ideas: Beibei Yaya, Kuroito, Kirisame Marisa, Hakurei Reimu, Ryougi Shiki, Minami Kotori, Ogura Asahi, Toyokawa Shoko, Ichichi Nijika, etc.

Confirmed incarnation: See the first chapter for a general introduction. (I can't write a brief introduction)

The chat group has been confirmed; Puella Magi Madoka Magica has been opened.

Author: I will work hard to write better and better, dry and cute! I will listen to your opinions! (Looking at the ground sadly)

[Summon] + [Relax] + [Daily] + [Battle] + [Farming]

Do you want to gain endless power? Then, shout out your heart's desire!

What? The voice of confession echoed throughout Fontaine? Okay, okay, that's how it goes, huh?

The Opera House is also the court of Fontainebleau.

Wu Menghai: A pound of pears! What an injustice!

But it doesn't matter. ✓. He performed a live demonstration of obtaining the Water God's Eye during the trial.

Everyone mistakenly believed that she had received the approval of the gods, and Fu Fu accepted it. And so...

Navillette: According to the verdict issued by the Decree Arbitration Machine, I declare Mr. Wu Menghai not guilty!

Fernina said aggrievedly: "Okay, okay, I, I understand. Clorinde, let's go."

After that, the Fontainewater God became even more famous in Teyvat, and almost everyone knew him. Because the god started falling in love!

Funina: I’m so angry, why do they all say that!!!

My Fufu is so cute~