I, Kimimaro, want to live for myself.

In this world of hackers, it’s not too much to have a system.

Orochimaru: How did he perfectly fuse his bloodline genes?

Karin: He's so handsome~

Hanabi: Onii-san, you are right.

Kurotsuchi: Don't call me shank!

Kimimaro: There are many female characters in the Naruto world who can be saved.

Kaguya: You are just my descendant.

Kimimaro: No, I surpassed you a long time ago.

The story begins after Kimimaro's death.

Hiro, a god-level killer who longed for family affection in his previous life, traveled to the world of Hunter x Hunter and became the eldest son of the Zoldyck family.

As a natural user of Nen, he awakened the Nen ability [Killer Destiny] and became stronger as he completed assassination missions.

In order to make up for the regrets of his previous life, Hero made a [pledge and restriction]:

"I swear, as long as my family is spared from all unnatural deaths—"

"I will kill even the most powerful person in the world for you to see!"

At this point, the oath is fulfilled.

From then on, Hiro was trapped in the assassination space every day and had to kill powerful mission targets before he could return to reality.

Although the cycle of death has become a compulsory course for Hero,

But every morning,

The Zoldyck family always sees the sunny boy busy in the kitchen.

A delicious breakfast cooked by him personally with a fragrant aroma.

Ilmi: "Brother, stop cooking and beat me!"

Mi Ji: "Why is my breakfast so small? Brother, I don't want to lose weight!"

Killua: "Brother, I'm hungry, I want to eat!"

Alluka & Nanica: "Brother, thank you for letting everyone accept me!"

Kurt: "Big brother dotes on Alluka so much, it must be because he wears women's clothes, I can do that too!"

Xiba: "Eat your fill and train hard! Don't think you can slack off just because you have your big brother as your backer!"

Kijo: "Ahh, the Zaku helmet my son made for me is so cool!"

Geno: "Grandpa, you can die with your eyes closed."

Maha: "Bullshit, if you want to die, you old grandson should die first. I haven't had enough of my precious great-great-grandson's delicious food yet!"

......

On the tourist bus heading to Kukuru Mountain, Xi Suo smiled: "Big Apple, I'm coming to see you~"

Chronos was reborn in the world of Fairy Tail.

He used time magic to kill the black magician in the Tower of Paradise.

He was cursed by the God of Time and could no longer use magic.

But as a time traveler, how could he be stumped?

If he can't remove it, then use it!

Dragon-killing magic?

Demon-killing magic?

God-killing magic?

I will directly use the power of God!

Bai Xuan has obtained the Divine Pet System, which allows him to infinitely evolve his summoned beasts and gain their talents and powers.

Ninja Dogs, Wind Speed Dogs, Storm War Dogs, Divine Wind Wolf Dogs…

Crows, Black Feathered Crows, Shadow Ravens, Illusionary Night King Crows…

Pythons, Flying Spirit Snakes, Feathered Immortal Flood Dragons, Cosmic Light Taixu Dragons…

Ghosts, Star Devouring Demons, Undead Demons, Star Prison Yama Kings…

Wind-style battle suits that surpass the Lightning Release Armor, the ultimate illusion that distorts the unreal and the real, the Sage Mode that dominates nature and controls time, and a strong body that is strong enough to forcibly devour the Divine Tree…

Sarutobi Hiruzen: “I can’t beat Bai Xuan’s ninja dogs!”

Uchiha Itachi: “It’s unbelievable, my illusions are not as good as Bai Xuan’s ninja crows!” Uchiha

Madara: “Bai Xuan, if you have the guts, don’t use your summoned beasts, let’s fight one-on-one!”...

"Your Shinra Tensei and Chibaku Tensei are very powerful, but how will you deal with Mewtwo's powerful mind and Rayquaza's meteor shower?" Sato Shuichi said this as he looked at the guy in front of him who called himself "God".

Relying on a group of Pokémon with the power of super-legendary beasts, Sato Shuichi successfully reached the top of the world, punching Uchiha Madara and kicking Otsutsuki Kaguya.

At the same time, there are also various "partners", including but not limited to: Tsunade, Kushina, Mikoto, Konan, Mei Terumi...

(Multiple female protagonists + Pokémon + Naruto + Cool story)

【Land of Rain】【World War II】

In the 37th year of the Konoha calendar, the Second Ninja War broke out.

The five major kingdoms started a war, and the Rain Country gradually died, just like water dissolving in water.

When that figure walked out of the rain curtain, the great country knew the fear of being dominated.

"The reason why people are unfortunate is that they are in this despicable world and are troubled by despicability, and even their own words and deeds have to become despicable."

Tsukimi Liyunchuan looked down at the ant-like ninja coalition at his feet, and softly said with pity in his blue eyes:

"You will not experience any pain, but will die peacefully like straw."

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"Hanzo-sama, I thought it was easy to be kind, but the boss told me that it is difficult to be kind."

Yahiko looked directly at the embarrassed Sanshou Hanzo and said in a deep voice: "Kindness pulling out teeth is weakness, and kindness forcing others is malice."

"Jiraiya, you can only say some beautiful words and place your future on your destiny. You can't change anything."

Facing Jiraiya's question, Nagato said calmly: "Brother is like a light that illuminates a corner. Your filth and filthiness are undoubtedly evident, so you call him a devil and me an evil ghost."

"Naruto! I will never hand you over to that despicable guy!"

Sasuke stared at the two figures stepping on the ruins of Konoha and said sternly: "Even if you break your bones, I will bring you back!"

[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]

Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...

He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.

On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.

What is it like to play their memes in front of them?

Live broadcast content?

When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.

Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.

……

When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.

Many people believed it to be true.

Ban's scalp felt tingling.

Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.

……

When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.

Four generations of couples...

……

After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.

……

Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.

Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.

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Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...

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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!

[Naruto + system + relaxing + refreshing article! ]

Shiratori Rin travels through Naruto, and the war with the Rain Village Orphan begins. Coming towards him is a ninja from the enemy village holding a sharp blade!

“…”

Shiratori Rin closed her eyes and prepared for a second time travel.

Unexpectedly, a pair of huge claws stretched out from behind him and twisted the ninja in front of him into a knot.

"You Tai..."

"Don't hurt Yuta..."

Shiratori Rin suddenly opened her eyes and saw a face that was extremely terrifying.

Isn't this the Curse Queen Rika Kimoto from Jujutsu Kaisen?

…

【bite!】

[Congratulations to the host for successfully calming down the companion cursed spirit who was in a rage—Rika Kimoto! ]

[The Curse Mother Auxiliary System has been successfully activated! 】

[The Curse King Ryoumen Sukuna, the Special Curse Spirit Master... Waiting to be activated! ]

[Host Identity Template——Yuta Otsutsukoshi]

[Please activate Yuta Otsutsukoshi's main ability and technique imitation! 】

Good news—Shiratori Rin’s golden finger has arrived.

Bad news - Shiratori Rinichiro was forced to become the mother of cursed spirits and raise cursed spirits in the ninja world?

【Fun article + Relaxed and joyful + Abstract system + Daily life】

After get off work, He Yan accidentally came to the Naruto world with Dayun and became Sasuke's twin brother.

Facing the coming night of genocide, the good news is...

The system has awakened.

The bad news is...

The system is very abstract...

[Task 1: You have just arrived in the world of immortal cultivation. You have received a novice gift pack. Please try to defeat the Qingqiu Fox Clan! ]

"System, is there a possibility that... I traveled to the wrong world?"

"Where do you want me to find the Qingqiu Fox Clan!!!"

[Task 2: Martial Soul World, you have reached the appropriate age to awaken your martial soul. Please go to the village entrance to find a great soul master to awaken your martial soul! ]

"Brother! I'm in Hokage! Hokage! And didn't you just say you were in the world of cultivation?!"

"And where do you want me to find a great spirit master?! At the entrance of Konoha Village!?"

[Task 3: You have joined the immortal sect. After many years, the sect competition is open again. Please stand out in this competition and expose the evil conspiracy! ]

"Come on! You should let me join the immortal sect first!!"

......

"No.....you call the Nine-tailed Jinchuriki the Qingqiu Fox Clan!?"

"Wait?? Binding can also be considered as awakening a martial spirit?"

"Fuck! You call this the Chunin Exam a sect competition?!"

Thousands of years later, the ninja world still remains entrenched in feudal circles.

What kind of political system is "one country, one village"? A mixture of Western European vassalism and pre-Qin feudalism?

The great affairs of the country lie in sacrifice and military affairs. Isn’t it funny that the country’s top military armed group is actually a mercenary group?

A fan of Cao Cao is reborn in Kirigakure Village in the ninja world. He only does three things when he comes here.

Beauty, immortality, and great unity!

At this time, Konoha is at its peak, Kumogakure is ambitious, Iwagakure is waiting for the opportunity, and Sandgakure is low-key and dormant. Only in Kirigakure Village on the eve of the Blood Mist Rebellion, there are Uchiha Madara tigers looking at them outside, and various people inside. There are constant conflicts among the great ninja clan. As the young leader of the Oniden clan, how can he unify the ninja world?

What's more, Ghost Light Crescent has just become a jounin, and Mizukage has announced a secluded country!

This makes the newly minted foreign affairs officer think a lot...wait, island country + diplomacy?

Therefore, starting from the "Continental Balance Policy", the "Konoha Threat Theory" and "Uchiha Human Rights Report" appeared one after another, which meant that Kirigakure Village embarked on an unprecedented development path.