This book is also called “The Unscientific Ninja Master of Sand Ninja Village”.

“Gara, come on!” “When oil is dug, Sand Ninja Village will explode.” Gaara was puzzled. He was outraged. ”

Teacher Mu Feng, shouldn’t hard work mean hard work in cultivation? You always ask me to dig sand and find oil for cultivation. ”

“Scientifically speaking, digging sand is a very good exercise.”

“Just dig hard. If oil is dug, everyone in Sand Ninja Village will have a white cloth on their head. I will be the richest in the world.”

Travel to the world of One Piece?

They come, the security;

Became Don Quixote Rossindi?

Forget it, it can’t be reopened;

But after realizing that he had eaten the fruit of silence, the little boy became restless.

Fruit of Silence, this is one of the devil fruits that can compete for the title of “the most useless” in the world of One Piece; it is only a little better than Chopper’s “Everyone’s Fruit · Common People’s Form”!

“Dover, you said you are a devil fruit wholesaler, why do your family eat all kinds of weird ones?”

Facing the bewildered little Dover, Rossindi patted his forehead.

“Forget it, let’s practice domineering hard.”

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

Once through, she became Haruno Sakura in the world of Naruto. I thought I would live to the finale slowly according to the plot of the original, but I didn’t expect the gold finger to wake up. It’s just that other people’s gold fingers help the protagonist grow up. Why? Our family has to guard against accidentally ruining the world…

Ink-stained Bamboo Sword: The sword body seems to be stained with ink, exuding the fragrance of bamboo. When wielded, the sword energy is like the dancing of bamboo. It is four feet and three inches long, three inches wide, and the handle is one foot and two inches long. A derivative work of Fairy Tail, which is different from the original work. If you want to read the original work, please watch the anime. I am a sword fairy in Fairy Tail.

The summer of Konoha's sixtieth year.

Uzumaki Naruto woke up and looked at the still intact Konoha Village: "I really had a long dream..."

PS: Old book "I thought I could raise a Hokage", welcome to read!

Old book "From Hokage to Be a Behind-the-scenes Mastermind", welcome to read!

New book "From Hokage to Be a Worker", welcome to collect!

Because of the existence of the "Cell Laboratory", Yusuke Terauchi did not become a victim of Zabuza's "Hundred Kills" in his graduation exam after traveling to the Hidden Mist Village in the Naruto world.

But the "Blood Mist Village" is about to begin, and Yusuke Terauchi must also prepare to "escape the poison".

He was assigned to the medical team, and it would take some effort for him to successfully "escape the poison."

"Fourth Mizukage, please buy me a little more time, I will run away immediately." Terauchi Yusuke shouted in his heart.

My name is Chiaki Senju, 18 years old. I live in the Senju old house area of ​​Konoha Village, unmarried.

I work as a medical ninja in Konoha, and I stay out every day instead of going home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I don't sleep at night, and my vitality swells to the point of wanting to commit suicide every day.

Before I do it, I must drink a glass of warm milk and then pray for 2 seconds.

Only when I am with a girl with yin attributes can I not leave fatigue and pain until the next day. Tsunade said I am abnormal.

PS: Also known as "pink-haired clam spirit", "Hokage scum girl", "

Newcomer new book, seeking protection~

Hokage’s son is Hokage? The son of a staff officer is a staff officer? The son of the branch family who died for others is going to become a scapegoat?

Tell Neji to change your destiny, and then tell Nagato to believe in destiny because I am the child of destiny?

Isn’t the reincarnation of the son of the six paths, the finale can only be kicked?

After watching Hokage, I was surprised to find that Naruto Uzumaki not only became the son of destiny and the son of gods from the tail of the crane, but also became the most powerful defender of the old feudal system? ? ?

After Sasuke was teased, he became the person he hated the most, the number two Danzo? Doing dirty work 365 days a year, removing “enemies” for Konoha, no time to go home? !

RNM~! money back! ! !

Kishimoto returns my youth!

I can do it too!

This Naruto World of Shidan, I want to change it! ! !

A senior Bleach fan choked to death while studying the Zanpakuto illustrations...

But with God's blessing, he was lucky enough to travel to the world of "Fairy Tail" and was reborn in the body of an ordinary magic swordsman from the mainland!

Similar costume magic to Erza's! But unlike Erza's "Knight", the weapons he used to change costumes - were all Zanpakuto from Bleach! ! Do

you think he can be awesome in this world of Fairy Tail?

"It's impossible not to be awesome..." A otaku said shamelessly, "We can't just waste those Zanpakuto, can we?"