Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

In the 64th year of Konoha, a 2D UP host from a certain station traveled through time and space and became a member of the Hyuga branch family.

The Hyuga branch? A bird in a cage? I'm the "Spoiler God" of the Ninja World!

Bind to the dream system, the emotions in other people’s dreams become the fuel for my strengthening!

The beginning is a king bomb - Pain attacks, Shinra conquers, and Konoha is reduced to ashes!

Exposing the truth behind the Uchiha clan's genocide? Uncovering Akatsuki's conspiracy? Predicting the outcome of the Fourth Ninja War?

As long as you dare to think, I can arrange it clearly for you in your dreams!

Fear? Despair? Doubt? Anger? I want you to feel these emotions!

Hiding behind the scenes, reaping the emotional frenzy of the entire ninja world, I will definitely be the Hokage!

Travel to the world of One Piece?

They come, the security;

Became Don Quixote Rossindi?

Forget it, it can’t be reopened;

But after realizing that he had eaten the fruit of silence, the little boy became restless.

Fruit of Silence, this is one of the devil fruits that can compete for the title of “the most useless” in the world of One Piece; it is only a little better than Chopper’s “Everyone’s Fruit · Common People’s Form”!

“Dover, you said you are a devil fruit wholesaler, why do your family eat all kinds of weird ones?”

Facing the bewildered little Dover, Rossindi patted his forehead.

“Forget it, let’s practice domineering hard.”

Fairy Tail [Evolution] + [More] He was playing a dragon game loaded with anime and game IPs. Because a person grew on his liver, he woke up and found himself turned into the black dragon he had just evolved into, and the world of Ascalante that changed with a shake of his head.

The era in which Harry Potter's parents lived in the Harry Potter series is called the parent generation.

The main characters include: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, etc.

After the popular science, here is the introduction.

1971.

The ignorant little wizards happily boarded the train to Hogwarts.

The Death Eaters developed silently in the dark, and no one knew whether the people around them were enemies or friends.

Voldemort's power will soon reach its peak, and Hogwarts will become the only truly safe place in the British wizarding world.

But there is no savior favored by fate here, only an incompetent Ministry of Magic and endless crises that are emerging more and more.

The dark ages are coming.

"From this day forward, let the world feel pain!" The Akatsuki organization declared, unveiling the madness of Naruto. <br> However, an organization called "Terra" had risen in this world at some unknown time. This entity, created by Uchiha Ryou, led the thirteen apostles, instigated the Five Great Villages, fought against Akatsuki, resisted the Otsutsuki clan, and became the true mastermind behind the ninja world. <br> Nagato: Terra is Akatsuki's nemesis. Kahn and Pain will inevitably clash. <br> Konan: I never imagined it would be you, Hilder! <br> The Five Great Villages: Is Terra a friend or foe? Who is that god, and what does he want? <br> Itachi, Sasuke, Shisui, Neji: Unknowingly, I have become an apostle, reshaping the world. <br> Orochimaru: Ha, Terra, so many secrets await my investigation… <br> Uchiha Yao: Ryou says I am his spirit, Celia; but I wish to be an angel beside the god, protecting him. <br> Uchiha Ryou: Justice? Peace? Everything you want is in Terra.

As a seasoned Naruto fan, Sato Jiro (佐藤二郎) downloaded what was said to be the latest and most anticipated Naruto mobile game from a website.

Just as the download completed, a blinding flash of light appeared.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself transformed into the orphan of Konoha—Edogawa Conan (江戸川コナン).

Now, burdened with this ominous name, how will he survive in the chaotic ninja world?

The white god robe fluttered in the wind, and the man with blond hair stood beside him, with a flag named "The Fourth Generation" branded on his back.

"Are you ready?" Kneeling on one knee to his left, Zhenyong raised his right fist, but his eyes never left the tens of thousands of enemies in front of him.

And Minato showed a sunny smile as usual, "Let's go!"

"Ninjutsu: Shuangliu Jutsu!"

...

Zhenyong: I’m not gay! ! Minato: Tears

Erzuo: Look, I told you that your dad has a problem with him. Naruto: Tears.

ps: It’s not basic text...the introduction is just for pleasure

[HP Parent Generation + Child Generation + Daily Life + Taoism and Magic Dual Cultivation]

Lin Long is Lily's cousin. When she was ten years old, she was sent to the Evans family by her parents for refuge.

Growing up with Petunia and Lily, he also met a boy with black hair and black eyes.

But he didn't seem to like himself very much.

Later, they went to Hogwarts to study together.

At the beginning, she was a weakling in magic and could only rely on spells and talents to take Sirius and James to avoid the Death Eaters. Her talents and skills were also noticed by Dumbledore.

In the second year, he began to learn Taoism from Uncle Jiu, and started to practice both magic and Taoism.

But he faced the big boss Voldemort.

In the fifth grade, Snape had a falling out with Lily and also broke off his friendship with Lin Long.

Lin Long returned to China and officially began her path of cultivation.

When he returned to the wizarding world again, it was Harry Potter's first year.

When they met again, he stood in the forbidden forest, watching her drifting away like a mist in the wind, and then he said to himself: Long time no see.

CP Snape

Not a cool story! Not a cool story! Not a cool story!!!

(Note: Not against James! Not against Sirius! Not against Lily! Not against Dumbledore! Not against Snape! Not against everyone!)