Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

Having unified Britain and established the Fairy Kingdom, Shirou returned to Japan in 1993. "Fuyuki, what a peaceful city..." Shirou thought he could live out his remaining years in peace, but then he encountered an unexpectedly familiar figure. "Morgan!! When did you get here?" The blonde girl exclaimed, "Just now some madman mistook me for Joan of Arc, and now... how are you going to confuse me with my sister? I'm King Arthur!" Shirou scoffed, "Laughable. You're King Arthur? Then who am I?"

A boy who became confused and aimless for some reason...

After being reincarnated, he inherited that person's ideals, which became his driving force...

He thought that this would allow him to forge a different path, but just like the person he inherited, he ended up on the same road.

But in the end, with 'his' help, she escaped her destined endless cycle of working odd jobs.

Thus he arrived in a world similar to but different from his previous one, where perhaps he could find a different meaning of survival?

[Mainly Magical Girl Illya. Interspersed with FSN flashbacks. Occasionally helps out in FGO. The first few chapters are slightly abstract.]

Illya: I lived with Saki for ten years! We slept together! We bathed together! What about you? Miyu: You did that? I lived with Subaru too! In those difficult days, we relied on each other. And I'm Subaru's older sister! Illya: Waaaaah~ So what if I'm your older sister? An adopted sister can get married! Can you do that? Miyu: We're not related by blood anymore, why can't we?! Chloe: Stop arguing! My first kiss wasn't with you, Illya, or you, Miyu, but with me, Chloe! Illya, Miyu: You're the enemy! All the girls: Wait! We haven't even said anything yet! Saki: This...this is scary. (Hides head and crouches down, trembling)

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

In the basement, Lin Qing'an, shackled and bound, was writing a confession. "I was wrong, I was really wrong." "I shouldn't have used hypnosis to do whatever I wanted to the lovely Yukinoshita and my dear classmates." "I shouldn't have used force to enslave the noble Shinomiya and Nakiri." "I shouldn't have lured Emilia to destroy the world." "I shouldn't have..." As he wrote, Lin Qing'an was overwhelmed with sorrow, unable to stop. He was a good man, and now he had fallen to this state, all because of that damn simulator. [Note: This simulator aims to showcase the infinite possibilities of the future and does not reflect reality. Please play with peace of mind.] "If it doesn't reflect reality, then it's just a game, right?" That's what he thought, and that's how he played. But who knew that the stupid simulator would actually drag him into the simulation too! "Click—" Just as I was pondering, the basement door opened... (This will involve Oregairu, Kaguya Shinomiya, Food Wars!, Saekano, Re:Zero, The Burial of Frieden, Chainsaw Man, Kiss of the Contract, The Quintessential Quintuplets, and so on.)

I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.

After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"