Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

[Configuring Windows Update... 99%... Please wait] ...My name is Hiroki Sawada. I'm 10 years old and a time traveler. After crossing over, I live in an ordinary residential area in the Hidden Leaf Village and am unmarried. I attend the Ninja Academy and return home no later than 6:00 PM every day. I don't smoke and have no interest in alcohol. My favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. I'm currently a student at the Ninja Academy, excelling in theory and reasonably good in physical skills. I go to bed promptly at 9:00 PM every night and get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do 20 minutes of yoga to relax my body. Once in bed, I fall into a deep sleep. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Doctors say I'm normal. Of course, I'm only saying this to let you know that I don't have any lofty dreams...

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

Fujifei's time travel resulted in an accident, forcing his soul to be replicated into ninety-nine copies, each traveling to a different world. Their memories and talents are shared! [Hokage Fujifei]: The Hyuga branch, suffering from cataracts and a caged bird, prepares to lie down. [Immortal Reverse Fujifei]: Transmigrating and exterminating his entire family, he becomes a member of Wang Lin's Soul Banner, and lies down with difficulty. [One-Fist Fujifei]: Identified as an ordinary person, he delivers food and voluntarily lies down. [Warhammer Fujifei]: Becomes a glorious servitor, forever loyal to the Emperor! Falling into the embrace of Slaanesh... and lying down. [End of the World Fujifei]: Bitten, joining the zombie horde, and finally lying down. [Primordial Fujifei]: At the dawn of time, spiritual energy abounds, but I'm just a weed, ready to be eaten... and forced to lie down. Everyone lies down at the start, but with the connection between the two Fujifeis, things begin to change... [Reincarnation...

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works