Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
Tags: School, Fanfiction, ACG, Imaginative, Harem Synopsis: Unparalleled beauty, brilliant mind—which is more important? Perhaps most important is a likable personality and a devoted heart for one's career! Transfer student Jiraiya arrives at Shuchiin Academy, plays games with Shiranui, uses Fujiwara Chika as manga material, and experiences strange events with Shirogane Kei. It all begins when he knocks on the door of a beautiful idol girl. "I like you! Please go out with me." "Sorry, I can't accept you biologically."... First goal: to become a popular person! Second goal: to become the world's greatest manga artist!! And also, to survive the jealous gaze of Shinomiya-senpai... "Shinomiya-senpai, believe me! The president and I are really just good friends!"... *Kaguya-sama: Love Is War* + *Gabriel DropOut* + *Himouto! Umaru-chan* + *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend* +...
Nangong Xiao: "I know more about this other world than anyone else." Asuna: "..." Nangong Xiao: "I'm not cheating, really, why are you looking at me like that?" Kasumi Utako: "..." Nangong Xiao: "Who says a cruel other world can't have a normal daily life?" Maple's eyes lit up: "!!" Nangong Xiao: "War is always the last resort. If you play it like a normal card, things will get very..." Shizuka: "Shut up! You're the main DPS, just focus on outputting damage!!" Nangong Xiao: "Ah, oh, coming right now..."
After being transported to another world, Mizusaki Yuuma looked at the newly released "Love Metronome" and realized it was a sweet slice-of-life romance anime. However, he encountered a girl collecting Clow Cards, a pile of scrap metal collecting the Peace Star, and a Sherlock Holmes from the Heisei era. He also occasionally heard urban legends about Tomie. Fortunately, his Yorozuya (Odd Jobs Shop) always attracted strange customers who traded things from other worlds with him. There was the Battlefield Rose from the ninja world, a rebellious girl from the world of navigation, a fox spirit from Valoran, and a girl visited by eight million warriors. Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hey, you have to take responsibility! Kinomoto Sakura: My brother is so nice, he helps me collect Clow Cards. Irelia: Grandma always says... Mizusaki Yuuma: Stop nagging Grandma, when are you going to pay back what you owe? In the corner, Mai Shiranui, remembering she still owed money, was trembling. ...
One day.
In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.
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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:
I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.
Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.
To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!
Join my Familiar and enjoy:
1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!
2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!
3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!
Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.
You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.
With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!
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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)
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For those with insufficient funds:
You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."
Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.
Don't miss this opportunity!
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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works
No system, no cheat codes, no cheat codes, not even Honkai energy resistance. But, as long as you beat the beginner boss, none of that matters! "So... whose beginner boss is a Herrscher?! This difficulty is clearly outrageous!" After a fierce battle... "Damn, I finally beat it!" Before you can even catch your breath, the next person walking towards you is the Archbishop of Schicksal: Otto Apocalypse. "Is this ever going to end?!" After a series of all-out, extreme maneuvers... "Thankfully, a narrow victory..." Just as you wipe away your cold sweat, the Quantum Sea surges, and your next enemy appears: he will be the human chimera—the savior hero, Kevin. "???" This isn't the end. Immediately afterwards, you discover—the Cocoon of the End, the God of Venus... and a host of other powerful enemies arrive one after another. Looking at them, you finally fall silent. "You want me to fight them all?" Lin Wei pondered for a long time, then angrily slammed the table—"Damn it, I'm not playing anymore!"
"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"
"Hello, I am God."
"Hello, excuse me, where is this place?"
"Never mind where you are, your good brother Li Si has time-traveled!"
"What does this have to do with me?"
"He transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became Tang San, the protagonist of the Douluo Continent!"
"Now, you have two choices. Press the button on the left, and your good brother will not only inherit the Tang Sect's unique skills, but also gain innate level 20 soul power."
"Press the button on the right, and your good brother will also inherit the Tang Sect's ultimate skills. However, each time you press it, his innate soul power will decrease by one level. At the same time, you will receive one million!"
"Wait, what are you doing?"
"One million per click, I clicked it a hundred times, a small goal, give it to me!"
"He's your good brother!"
"Serves him right for transmigrating into Tang San!"
[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]
Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].
By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!
While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.
[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]
While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.
[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]
Charlie casually did a ten-pull!
[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]
Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."
Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"
Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"
My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.
One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.
I threw him into the otherworld instance!
[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]
[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]
[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]
Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"
Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"
[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]
Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.
Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?
(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)