I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Peter Parker, reborn seventeen years into the Marvel Spider-Man universe, thought he would be Spider-Man, but... how did his childhood friend Gwen become Spider-Man?!

Damn it! This is Universe 65! Does that mean I'm doomed?!

[Ding, Spider Hero Skin System Binding in progress...]

Although I wasn't bitten by a spider, I, Peter, am still your friendly neighbor!

Across the multiverse, I am a different kind of Spider-Man! I am Peter Parker, with infinite possibilities!

Peter: Hey buddy, I'm Spider-Man, I'm going to put some ash in your eyes~

Gwen: Spare me, Peter, hurry up and change our daughter's diaper!!!

Peter: Hehehe, I'm here~

[The Great Demon King of Green Mountain Invites You to Join the Chat Group] After six days of being transported to the past, defying her original fate of becoming a velvet ball, the once despondent Miss Fox suddenly perked up and immediately sprang to life. Six days without video games, internet, or a cell phone—wouldn't that drive anyone crazy? Now, the chat group is here! The six days are over; it's time to return to the realm of video games!

I am Sirin, the Herrscher of the Void, the top henchman of the Honkai, a heartless transmigrator, and a powerful figure with a system. I descended from the heavens, crowned in the name of God. I sound the horn of conquest with thunder, transform the winds of desire into blades, ignite the sacred flame of the FFFF group, and grant all beings an equal death. How could someone as powerful as me possibly fail?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha—Cecilia: "Ora—!" World Progress: Second Honkai Impact—Akame ga Kill!—Date A Live—Black Bullet—The Growth Journey of a Slime Reincarnated in Another World as a Pleasure Criminal.

Because of their innate ability to travel through time, time travelers are passively transported to the world of horror movies.

But he remained completely calm, and even seemed to want to laugh.

This is because before he awakened this talent, he had already transmigrated to the infamous House of Mischief (Beasts) world and even transmigrated into the succubus Chris.

Under the influence of animalistic power, even a mere horror movie became his vacation and leisure travel world.

P.S.: House Guy is a hodgepodge, so there are superpowers, therefore horror movies are not scary for the protagonist.

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

"I hate otaku the most! What is Yosuga no Sora? Onii-chan!" Kousaka Kirino. "You need a powerful stain remover. A bed in the German orthopedic ward is ready." Kasumigaoka Utaha. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." Su Jie. Having transmigrated to the world of anime and manga, in order to continue his otaku life, he has no choice but to create his own ACG empire.

Mygo plus lonely rock — Kamikawa Saku obtains a galgame system. He also learns of one of his possible endings. [Single Ending]: During your three years of high school, you didn't have any girlfriends, but you happily spent your time with them… In the future, through your tireless efforts, you will possess immeasurable wealth, a group of like-minded friends, and ultimately live a happy life. Damn it, it's a galgame system, why is the single ending so tempting? Well then, single it is! Anyway, first step: become friends with them all! But… Takamatsu Akari: “Aren't we going to be in a band forever?” Kita Ikuyo: “Why are you always thinking about running away?”

"Ah, Honkai! You're stuck here now, aren't you? Is my body tight?" "Your body feels pretty good, give it to me!" [Heh, you high-dimensional human, you think taking my power will make you useful?] [From today onwards, I, the Honkai Will, will be your voice, I'll love every woman I see. Take your freedom and head to the grave of marriage!] (I changed the title and synopsis a bit, lol. I felt the previous one was too cumbersome.)