Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.
"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"
"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"
"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"
"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"
One day.
In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.
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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:
I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.
Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.
To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!
Join my Familiar and enjoy:
1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!
2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!
3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!
Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.
You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.
With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!
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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)
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For those with insufficient funds:
You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."
Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.
Don't miss this opportunity!
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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works
"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"
My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.
One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.
I threw him into the otherworld instance!
[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]
[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]
[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]
Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"
Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"
[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]
[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]
Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.
Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?
(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)
【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】
"Hello, I am God."
"Hello, excuse me, where is this place?"
"Never mind where you are, your good brother Li Si has time-traveled!"
"What does this have to do with me?"
"He transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became Tang San, the protagonist of the Douluo Continent!"
"Now, you have two choices. Press the button on the left, and your good brother will not only inherit the Tang Sect's unique skills, but also gain innate level 20 soul power."
"Press the button on the right, and your good brother will also inherit the Tang Sect's ultimate skills. However, each time you press it, his innate soul power will decrease by one level. At the same time, you will receive one million!"
"Wait, what are you doing?"
"One million per click, I clicked it a hundred times, a small goal, give it to me!"
"He's your good brother!"
"Serves him right for transmigrating into Tang San!"
Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."
Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"
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"Isn't it you?"
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.
Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.
He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?
Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"
Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"
Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"
This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!
One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"