This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."

Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."

Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"

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"Isn't it you?"

Chu Hang suddenly traveled to Changkong City in Honkai Impact 3 and was invited to a chat group that had traveled through time at the same time.

Kiana of the End: "I am the Ruler of the End who controls time and space, and I know the fate of all beings in the past and future!"

Traveler Ying: "I am Traveler Ying, who travels through the long river of time across billions of worlds. I master the seven elements and know the fate of all things!"

When Chu Hang saw this, he felt that there was something wrong with every member of the chat group, and they were completely inconsistent with their original personalities!

The next moment, Chu Hang saw the traveler Yingfa asking:

"@Chu Hang, why are you using my previous life's profile picture and the name Chu Hang?"

Kiana also noticed the blind spot and asked, "Indeed, what's going on @Chu Hang?"

After reading these two messages, Chu Hang guessed that the people who traveled through the chat group at the same time were all reincarnations of fragments of his soul.

So, Chu Hang, who was in Changkong City, sought the confirmation from Kiana, the post-collapse world, and gained a power, the essence of the authority of the end...

Li Mubai's soul traveled across the Douluo Continent, leaving him as a left-behind child, where life was extremely difficult. Fortunately, at the age of six, he awakened his weapon spirit, a sword! He then embarked on a diligent, tireless journey as a Spirit Master. After twenty-one years of uninterrupted hard work, at the age of twenty-seven, he broke through to level ninetieth, achieving Titled Douluo! Li Mubai: "I truly stand on the summit, overlooking all the mountains!" Just as he was about to stop his hard work and enjoy the life of brothels and music, the golden finger arrived. The sign-in system has been successfully bound! [Host, please sign in at the Pope's Palace.] "I'm already a Titled Douluo, and you're just coming?" Li Mubai sneered at the system's task. [Complete the sign-in and receive a 100,000-year spirit ring as a reward.] That's too much for the system! So, Li Mubai went. With his immense strength, he successfully became the Spirit Hall's tenth elder. Today was his first time attending the Spirit Hall's monthly high-level meeting. ...My name is Bibi Dong, and today is the day of our monthly high-level meeting. Just now, as the meeting was about to end, I suddenly heard the thoughts of a strange person. That person called me a female demon and said I was all looks and no brains. Today, I must find him and...wait, he also said that my enormous Spirit Hall would collapse?

[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]

On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.

The font is bloody and shocking.

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Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.

Good news: there is a gold finger;

Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.

......

"I must find a way to become human again!"

Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.

"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"

"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

The fat otaku sits at home and solves cases with ease. His innocent appearance reveals the power and wisdom to expose criminals. This rising star, the fat otaku detective, has dominated the detective world, spanning the Heisei and Reiwa eras.

"Mr. Shoichi Sumitomo, why do the business owners who compete with you all die from accidental murder?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "God feeds me."

"Mr. Zhengyi, there have been several bombings recently, destroying many buildings. Is your construction company involved?"

Sumitomo Shoichi: "The police are incompetent, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Several entrepreneurs have been threatened by terrorist organizations. Is this related to the security company you just registered?"

Shoichi Sumitomo: "This is a malicious frame-up against me."

“Everyone says that you have achieved such success thanks to the help from your family.”

Zheng Yi: "Nonsense, I was clearly leaning on Conan!"