One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."

Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"

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"Isn't it you?"

I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.

After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."