Does anyone in the family understand this?

I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.

I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.

Fortunately, I'm quite capable.

They can share their abilities with each other.

Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?

Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!

You can get rich by collecting garbage!

Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!

Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!

Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N

Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!

Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!

The protagonist is transported to the world of Battle Through the Heavens by a system. However, the protagonist discovers that the world the system transported him to is somewhat different. Ten thousand years ago in Battle Through the Heavens, there was actually a super...

Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

Du Chen has become Huo Yuhao's system, and it seems he also has to take on the role of an old man.

Since that's the case, then—hehehehe…

Yuhao, you don't want to be unable to revive your mother because you're not strong enough, do you?

Then you'd better behave and listen~

Tang Sect? Don't go. With your Brother Chen around, why would you join any sect?

The Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire? Take it. These are good things; even if you don't need them, you can't leave them to others.

Qiankun Asks About Love Valley? Destroy it? You don't think you can withstand the test of this wretched place, do you?

Unlucky with gacha pulls? Relax and listen to me: luck is like a boulder rolling down a mountain; once it starts, it only gets worse.

The God King? Strike him! Don't hesitate, trust me, that's the one to strike!

Having unified Britain and established the Fairy Kingdom, Shirou returned to Japan in 1993. "Fuyuki, what a peaceful city..." Shirou thought he could live out his remaining years in peace, but then he encountered an unexpectedly familiar figure. "Morgan!! When did you get here?" The blonde girl exclaimed, "Just now some madman mistook me for Joan of Arc, and now... how are you going to confuse me with my sister? I'm King Arthur!" Shirou scoffed, "Laughable. You're King Arthur? Then who am I?"

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

Ning Yu transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and became a member of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School. After six years of hardship, he finally awakened the super martial soul, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda.

He thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of Douluo Continent, but unexpectedly, he also awakened a 'Strongest Sorcerer System' that seemed to have wandered into the wrong show.

Under the Ten Thousandfold Reversal Technique, Ning Yu's soul power was transformed into negative energy, and even the effects of his martial soul were reversed.

The first soul skill, which used to increase strength, has now been changed to decrease strength.

The second soul skill, which used to increase speed, has been changed to decrease speed.

The third soul skill, which used to increase soul power, has now been changed to decrease soul power.

The fourth soul skill, which used to increase defense, has now been changed to decrease defense.

...

When Ning Yu reached level 91 and possessed nine spirit rings, he discovered he was invincible.

Surprisingly, not a single person could withstand his Nine Treasures Protective Divine Light!

After all, the effect of invincible defense and immortality is equivalent to having your defense reduced to zero and dying instantly.

Even a god couldn't withstand it.

Tang San: I'm losing my mind. Is this supposed to be a proper support role?

Ning Fengzhi: Xiaoyu is the hope of my Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School!

Ning Rongrong: Who said the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is the number one support martial soul in the world? Wrong. From today onwards, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda is also the number one attack martial soul in the world.

A boy who became confused and aimless for some reason...

After being reincarnated, he inherited that person's ideals, which became his driving force...

He thought that this would allow him to forge a different path, but just like the person he inherited, he ended up on the same road.

But in the end, with 'his' help, she escaped her destined endless cycle of working odd jobs.

Thus he arrived in a world similar to but different from his previous one, where perhaps he could find a different meaning of survival?

[Mainly Magical Girl Illya. Interspersed with FSN flashbacks. Occasionally helps out in FGO. The first few chapters are slightly abstract.]