When a game content creator gets tricked by the system into saving the game world of Kingdom Come: Gods and Gods, it's not just the Bohemian world of the game; it also features legends of witchers and monsters, and the church is more than it appears—holy water, exorcism, and the black-robed knights of the Inquisition…

Nobles are not as mindless and greedy as they seem on the surface, and the succession of top noble families is not so simple.

[Loading information... Today's keywords: Rich woman's happy ball, black stockings noodles...] In the blink of an eye, young Li Pu found himself transformed into "ingredients" in the kitchen of another world—bound hand and foot, with human legs hanging on the chopping board next door, and a mountain-sized female butcher wielding a steel wool ball, her laughter chilling. Good news: He has a cheat code! Tifa is also tied up next to him! Bad news: The information he obtained on the first day is a bit outrageous... [White information: You can have an in-depth discussion with the head chef about the principles of "being human."] Li Pu: "This is...!" [Red secret: To keep the "ingredients" happy during cooking, the kitchen keeps animal aphrodisiacs on hand, which can counteract Tifa's powerful anesthesia...] Looking at Jerusalem, her white vest cut open and panting, Li Pu felt that this information... might not be so bad after all? Thus, armed with absurd information, he began to struggle for survival in a terrifying world where flesh was distorted and evil gods were rampant! His only way to survive is to use the most outrageous tactics to conquer the wildest goddesses! Tifa is afraid of ghosts? Got it! Let her see what a kaleidoscope of ghost stories looks like! The White Queen and Chun-Li are protective of their own? Simple! I'll just become their protector! Widowmaker and Ada Wong only approached me to kill me? A love offensive! I knew all along that my beloved concubine was a fox spirit! Mai Shiranui, 2B, Mercy, Tracer, Evelynn…

Twelve years ago, waves of outsiders suddenly appeared on the Land Continent. These people called themselves Heroes, Strangers, and the Fourth Scourge... From then on, the ancient Land Continent burst into life, a scene of all things flourishing. Goblins, ogres, vampires, wraiths, dragons... even the almighty gods, all became their targets. "No way, this is how we, the Fourth Scourge, behave." Until one day, they were surprised to discover: a boss who didn't understand reason, didn't even want to die! ... Xia Lin, who had entered the Land Continent, was unexpectedly transformed into a small monster, about to be slain by the brave adventurers. What? Killing players not only grants you equipment and gold, but also allows you to continuously grow stronger? That's fine. As a lowly monster, facing the relentless Fourth Scourge...

[Lord + Western Fantasy + Farming + Single Female Lead + Conquest]

Carl Schmidt, the son of a duke who was given a commoner's name, was forced to lead more than thirty militiamen to the North due to the kingdom's order to expand into the North.

The threat here is not just the icy landscape, but also the greater threat from the Solon barbarians in the north.

He thought he was doomed, but unexpectedly he activated the mission intelligence system, and he could obtain intelligence as long as he completed the mission.

And his first task was

[Mission Objective]: Report to the Governor of the Northern Province, Lord Rochefort of Fran. (Incomplete)

...

From then on, with his intelligence network at his disposal, Karl stepped beyond the Wall in the North and began to face the iron hooves and blades of the Saurons.

While the nobles, officials, and celebrities of the south were still vying for power, Karl had already become the deepest thorn in the side of the Solon people.

In the howling cold wind, the fate of the Golden Poinsettia Kingdom hangs in the balance.

But Karl's era was only just beginning.

[Farming] + [Isekai] + [Multiple Races] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Comedy]

When I opened my eyes, I found myself as the weakest lord in another world, facing a siege by monsters and on the verge of total annihilation.

The old steward, holding the ancestral "holy sword," knelt before me with a tragic air: "My lord, only you can draw it and awaken the power of our ancestors!"

I looked at the group of emaciated militiamen behind him, and then at the densely packed army of monsters below the city wall.

Then, I silently opened the "system shop" in my mind, skipped the Holy Sword icon, and clicked directly on the one next to it—

[Limited-time flash sale for 599,000 gold coins: Dongfeng-17 Hypersonic Missile (Otherworldly Magical Edition), with bonus precision strike service]

“Um…” I patted the butler on the shoulder and spoke up in his hopeful gaze.

Can our warehouse be used as collateral for a loan?

Unconventional Synopsis: A bankruptcy decree from the capital, a team of lame old horses and a beat-up cart, plus pockets full of counterfeit gold coins—that's all the legendary merchant Lynn possessed! "I should have become the richest man on this continent by trading fake elven medicine and counterfeit dwarven armor!" Serious Synopsis: Trading souls, nurturing curses, analyzing calamities, and mending divinity. Ascending to the pinnacle of demonic power through the path of commerce! Lynn hastily descended upon this world, embarking on the path of commerce. Curses, souls, laws, calamities, divinity—everything will become merchandise on Lynn's shelves. Countless years later, in this world where magic and truth, duty and destiny intertwine, Lynn has become the strongest. When the path of commerce reaches its zenith, Lynn's name as a demonic god has been sung in every corner of the dimensions along with epic tales. When...

Forming a bond with a woman will earn you rewards; forming a bond with a noble woman will earn you even more rewards.

Having experienced two consecutive time travels, Li Zhihui finally awakened his system, but he ended up with an unorthodox one.

"So, it's really not that I'm promiscuous, it's just something that can't be helped."

...

Elements: [Extensive use of internet memes] [Highly charismatic paladin] [Semi-invincible build] [Pseudo-D&D setting (primarily based on the game's world view)]

The following worlds have been confirmed: Baldur's Gate, The Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077, and Hogwarts.

D&D, Western fantasy, Baldur's Gate-like, unconventional paladins, no time travel, Forgotten Realms, anti-hero, Forgotten Realms, sword and sorcery;

No time travel or system!

Paladin's Conquest of Faerûn

Menzoberranzan in the Underdark is not entirely populated by cruel Lolth fanatics and subterranean elves who only know "betrayal for survival and the supremacy of power." Legends have emerged here, and there are also people who regard those legends as taboo idols.

She once overlooked the Underdark from the highest point of Menzoberranzan; she once enjoyed the highest respect in spacious rooms studded with jewels and precious metals; she never looked back when she abandoned all of that.

Basic currency system: 1 Platinum Coin/pp = 10 Gold Coins/gp = 100 Silver Coins/sp = 1000 Copper Coins/cp

The minting techniques and weights of coins may differ from region to region, and may also involve ancient coins.

For convenience, the basic system is used as the standard.

Two siblings from the Tang Clan are actually the country's strongest bodyguards.

The internal energy source flows outwards in a reverse manner, creating a triple ability to tear apart the mastermind?

Are you proficient in all sorts of Wudang Taoist techniques, including transformations, divination, and talismans?

Sanmao, what talent do you have that allows the Eight Extraordinary Skills to protect you?

Several descendants of the 'Eight Extraordinary Skills' traveled to the continent of Faerûn and became embroiled in a crisis caused by the Supreme God.

The story of using Chinese thought to guide evil thoughts towards good, promoting Gale's independence and self-reliance; and how Gale and the other Origin teams led by Taf support each other in their fight against Mind Flayers and the Triad of Death.

This is my first time writing a novel. The storyline is mainly based on the game Baldur's Gate 3, borrowing relevant settings from the D&D world, but not completely using D&D character templates. I also draw on some abilities and character backgrounds from Under One Person, and explore the hidden conspiracies within the game, hoping to bring everyone a brand new Baldur's Gate experience.

Baldur's Gate 3 fanfiction. Two male protagonists. Fan-made character pairing of Evil Thought and Asdalon; both have ex-partners.

Evil thoughts lead to good depravity, and cats transcend this line. If an extra chapter is written, there will be a storyline where two villains wreak havoc.

For the remaining teammates' friendship storylines, some plot points will be adjusted, deleted, or moved to ensure the story's completeness.

The evil thought adopts the face of a half-elf number five, with scars, black hair with red highlights, blue eyes, and body type number two.

The premise is that they are mutually dominant, but it's highly unlikely that the main text will mention it in detail.

600+ hours of playtime, all playthroughs with cats.

Because I haven't crossed the evil line, I won't save Minsara.

OOC warning.

The above is to be supplemented.