This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:
“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.
“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”
Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.
He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–
A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!
The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.
Shuang Nan + Travel
He tragically became Adonis, a god born of man, a beautiful young man who was entangled by Aphrodite and died under the tusks of a wild boar transformed by the jealous Ares.
Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.
A gay… bear?
Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!
And it’s happened more than once.
Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.
Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.
Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?
No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.
A miracle doctor is exiled to an alternate savage world and forced to change his scummy ways!
Having thoroughly offended God, Yan Mo’s soul was transmigrated to another world. He quickly understood the cruelty of this world he’s in. The reason he was hit unconscious by someone and brought back to his home, was to be that primitive man’s food reserves in winter. The tribe he is in is a super spartan primitive tribe, the people here only respect two things: Combat power! Fighting ability! The former is the fighting power in battles, the latter is…
……
Examine illness? Chinese medicine? Drink those bitter sandy things? The hell is that? Are you trying to murder our tribe’s warrior? Die!
Plant wheat? Raise pigs and chickens? We are warriors, not s*aves! Die!
Teaching the women to make clothes and cook? Make them soap and perfume? F*ck, he’s actually seducing our women! Die!
You’re a messenger of god? Here to lead us to a better life? Very well. We’ll give you one day, conquer all of our enemies, make them into sl*ves and bring them back. If you can’t, you’re dead!
Yan Mo: “……”
Su Chen traveled through time and space and became a sub-adult snow leopard that starved itself to death because of its poor hunting skills.
Say goodbye to the pure animal life of eating raw meat and drinking blood, build spiritual civilization, and start from drilling wood to make fire...
Good news: With his years of working skills, Su Chen was able to live a prosperous life even in the beast world, and he successfully found a powerful and reliable black tiger beastman as his backer.
Bad news: The way Big Tiger looked at him seemed to be getting more and more strange...
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Lu En initially thought he had a harmless pet, but he didn't expect this pet to be a little strange.
He has a lot of knowledge and skills that Lu En doesn't know. He is just like the Beast God Messenger in the distant legend who can change the entire continent.
He is smart, capable, and talkative...
The only drawback is that there is no difference between beasts, and I like to pet furry beasts.
Unable to bear it any longer, Lu En finally suppressed Su Chen one dark night and forced him to swear: "You are not allowed to jerk off other orcs, only jerk off on me."
Su Chen: “?!!”
1v1 dominant-receptive, dual-cleansing!!! Within the world of the sweet and refreshing White Lotus system, there's a legend: Mo Zhiyang. Undefeated, he's become the idol of all White Lotuses. To improve their KPIs, they've decided to invite a mastermind to teach them live. Gazing at the students before him, Mo Zhiyang raised his delicate chin slightly: "Pay attention! White Lotuses have more than one form. Study hard!" The students nodded frantically, watching him plunge into the plane and begin pulling out their notes. FAQ 1: What if the movie star, Bai Yueguang, suddenly returns? See the textbook version: "Changliu, I'm fine. Go check on him." Mo Zhiyang lay in the hospital bed, his lips pale but a saintly smile on his face: "I love you, so I forgive you for leaving." Shen Changliu, looking at this fragile, beautiful person who loves him wholeheartedly, suddenly realized: "No, Yangyang, I love you!" FAQ 2: What if the deposed queen is reborn with a system? It was still dark before the little guard hurriedly tried to climb down from the dragon bed, but was grabbed by the waist: "Your Majesty, it's daybreak now. It will be bad if the Queen finds out!" "Then depose the Queen." The great emperor lazily held the man in his arms again and fell asleep peacefully. Common Question 3: What to do if a scheming bitch replaces Bai Lianhua and frames her to death? Poor pregnant Bai Lian: "Oh, I'm pregnant with your child!" Scumbag: "You're talking nonsense, I didn't touch you!" Old pervert Marshal: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is your aunt, call her aunt!"... The students said: He is indeed a big shot, but why is this...
Good news: I traveled through time.
Better news: There is a cheat!
Bad news: It's Suqing.
Worse news:
I was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan. I thought I would be able to kill everyone and start a legend after traveling to another world, but I didn't expect to be tricked by Aqua and turned into a baby, and was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan! ? My life is like walking on thin ice, you say, can I still make it to the other side?
Either break out in the middle school or perish in the middle school!
So he chose to break out!
The top of the devil, proud of the world, as long as I am the supreme, there will be heaven!
No one has been standing in the sky from the beginning, no matter you, me, or even God, but the unbearable vacancy of the throne of heaven will soon end. From now on, I will stand at the top!
The washed-up magician Zong Jiu transmigrated into a horror, infinite flow novel about a survival show, taking the place of the cannon fodder who died tragically in the first evaluation round. This show was very interesting. Out of the tens of thousands of people, only a hundred people could survive, and the c-position (strongest contender) could even get a universal wish ticket.
If it were someone else, they’d probably be scared to death.
No one expected that Zong Jiu was not only unafraid, but also caused a sensational stir, shamelessly showing off his tricks the whole way.
Once his tricks stopped, and his life could be considered safe and sound, he ended up in a rivalry with the novel’s big villain.
Today you try to get at me, tomorrow I’ll get you back, back and forth, it’s pretty fun, heh.
As a result, though it was just playing around, one time they got carried away and really did end up sleeping together. Watching the nemesis who was pressing him to the ground, Zong Jiu lazily lifted his gaze. “If you want to kill me then kill me, don’t speak nonsense.” Even when at a disadvantage, he showed no trace of fear, and actually continued to provoke him.
That person used his ice-cold finger to trace his ear, and the action heading toward the aorta suddenly stopped.
“What a pity. I’ve changed my mind.”
—
He was once very willing to personally give Zong Jiu death. Every day, he used to regret not gouging out his flesh, personally snapping his neck. But after this person fell into his hands, another, more urgent desire grew like weeds.
Compared to winning or losing, he would rather see him crying and panting, with eyes red, begging for mercy.
Lin Sui wore cannon fodder in a book of cultivation, and the cannon fodder furnace was full of physique, destined to be inferior. How could Lin Sui be willing, so he seduced the Son of Destiny, and when he cut off his Dao bone and transferred it to himself, he was blown up by the Heavenly Dao.
The Dao bone on his body became a system that restrained him, and issued an order: You must retrieve all his souls, worship him as Lord in every world, bow down for him, and die!
Lin Sui smiled and squinted, but he hated people most in his life to teach him to do things.
Thereupon......
In the first world, he was an arrogant and arrogant young master, and the other party was a poor and lowly bastard.
He humiliated him and gave him only shoes, and spoke love in his ear when the crowd was boiling.
System: Your mother xxxxx [beep-]
Lin Sui innocent: I am not following him as the Lord.
In the second world, he is the new top of the entertainment industry, and the other party is the silent movie emperor after the accident.
While laughing and suppressing him, he said that he deserved to come back, and kissed his scars at night, leaving resources to fly away afterwards.
System: [Beep -——]
Lin Sui Stall Hand: I am not enough to bow down?
In the third world, he is an S-class Alpha, and the other party is a mentally damaged former SSS Alpha.
He said with disdain that waste is also worthy of the battlefield, and when no one was there, he said that since you can't smell the pheromone, then I will do your omega, and I almost died for the other party.
System:......
Lin Sui smiled: Is it enough to die and then die?
Although he was finally hidden by the rich upstart Jinya, appropriated by the Three Golden Shadow Emperors, and completely marked by the Imperial Marshal, he was still happy.
The system wept bitterly: the big brother begged you, never teach you to do things again!
[Seme Protagonist]
Rong Shi had always been a prodigy—handsome, ruthless, brilliant in combat, and promoted to Major General before the age of thirty. He was widely acknowledged as a top-tier Alpha. But a sudden entanglement in political power struggles, and his refusal to accept a forced match, landed him in prison.
When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the age of eighteen.
Looking at the freshly delivered acceptance letter, he decided to keep a low profile and investigate the truth behind everything.
At the opening ceremony, Rong Shi’s single sentence—
“I’m just here to kill time.”
—caused an uproar.
Rumors of cheating on the entrance exam, being a worthless coward, and being the son of a deserter spread like wildfire across the military academy.
He thought he was already low-key enough—but Omega students kept stopping him to confess their love.
“I like Alphas,” Rong Shi said lazily, pointing into the crowd.
“Especially the beautiful and s**tty kind.”
Song Yu: “???”
As the Empire’s second prince, Song Yu had always outshone the crown prince. To avoid being too eye-catching, he enrolled in the military academy under a hidden identity.
On his very first day, a ridiculously handsome Alpha confessed to him.
Song Yu: “Sure, let’s get married.”
Rong Shi: “???”
Omegas: “?!!!”
During a simulated battle, Rong Shi’s team was nearly wiped out. At the last second, he pulled out his blade and turned the tide.
Teammates: “Holy sh*t! You’re actually a boss?!”
Rong Shi passed by, face cold: “An accident.”
#I didn’t mean to do it. My hands moved on their own.#
Rong Shi had a white moonlight he’d never met before and always imagined them as a sweet, cute Omega.
Wanting to make up for the regrets of his previous life, he decided to finally meet them in person.
[Lil Rich O, wanna meet up?]
Right after he sent the message, he heard Song Yu’s terminal chime.
Song Yu glanced at it, leaned in, and asked,
“Hey, what do you need to watch out for when meeting an Omega IRL?”
Rong Shi: “…He might not want to meet you anymore.”