Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)
He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.
He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…
“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.
All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.
“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”
Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.
“Brother, you…”
Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT
Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.
The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)
Those “shortsighted” men: …
It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.
In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:
His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”
His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”
His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”
After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.
After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”
[Gender Bender + Lord + Power Struggle + Undead + Farming + Lighthearted + Endless Army]
Bai Yu transmigrated and became their ideal self. But she never could have imagined that less than three hours later, it happened again. She, along with the other ten billion people, transmigrated to another fantasy world continent.
Starting with a single castle begins the fight for supremacy, with every lord assigned a specific unit type.
The type Bai Yu was assigned turned out to be the Undead, making her the ruler of the entire undead faction!
The youngest, silly fourteenth son of the Yan Emperor had reached the age where he should be given a separated territory now. He rejected the wealthy land, neighbouring the capital city, and instead chose the wildest land in the western region— Liangcheng. Everyone shook their heads and sighed. A fool is indeed a fool. If you go to Liangcheng, you will be killed by barbarians in less than three to five years.
One year later, the watermelon presented to the Emperor as the tribute from Liangcheng in the west was sweet and crispy. There was no one in the palace who did not love it.
Two years later, Liangcheng presented corn as a tribute to the Emperor. The yield was high, and the taste was good. No one in the country could resist liking it.
Three years later, Liangcheng defeated the barbarians and presented their prisoners in front of the imperial court. The people of Yan were excited and their morale was greatly boosted.
Four years later… Everyone said that the fourteenth prince Mingyu was a fool, while the little fatty Yu, who transmigrated with the golden finger, chuckled. Let’s see how you guys look at this fool build his own territory, then.
A waste wood that traverses into a continent of consecration, how about the truth of your sister?
After a colorful glow, Yang Zhen hung up the sky directly!
The exercises he has seen are directly full of quality and full of grades, and he can’t even learn!
The panacea he refined not only brought back to life, but also stayed young forever, how many princesses are struggling for each other, and all conditions are willing to agree!
The weapon he forged, hit the king emperor of the gods, and poke the Huangquan ghost prison, each one made the world tremble, and the gods and demons retreated!
Cough…
“I never act as a pig, because I am a real cow!”