(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

Note: Mei appears in Chapter 38 of Volume 2, and the Mars part begins in Chapter 274 of Volume 5. The early stage is slow and there are many female protagonists.

After completing the Honkai Impact 3rd 2.0 Mars plot, which he (thought he had) played for half a year, Li Qiong was broken by Prometheus's words "Welcome to the Moon". Just as he was scolding Mihoyo for being inhuman, he turned into the Honkai Impact 3rd male star He Jingqiong and traveled to Changkong City before the whole story began.

However, for some reason, he not only obtained the power of the star core, but also possessed the power of Luo Xing's "Awakening". He had planned to rely on good relations with the three major families to enter Saint Freya and lie low until the end of the Great Collapse to enter the Destiny and live under Theresa. However, unexpected people appeared one after another:

Baiji: "Qiong, long time no see, how are you doing lately?"

Selim: "Kyouko, it's wrong for a pet to run around~"

Serapeimu: "Brother Qiong, Sister Songque and the others miss you very much..."

Looking at Songque who was crying and rushing towards him for a hug, and then looking at Mei and others who were showing a sick smile and holding a kitchen knife behind him, Qiong said that he really knew nothing!

[Main World: Honkai Academy 2 + Small Dungeon: Honkai 3, Honkai: Star Railway] [Wrong label, not a single female protagonist!]

"Everyone, rest assured, this is the story that Ling Yi Niang tells, and everyone will be happy."

The surname is Bai, the surname is Penglai Temple, and the surname is Kaslana. This is the story of how Bai Yu, a slave of three surnames, will survive in another world.

Janna: Baiyu is the child I push solo.

Cecilia: This child's brain seems to have fewer wrinkles and is too smooth.

Cocolia: Baiyu, are you really an orphan too? Why do you stay in my orphanage?

Kiana & Mei: He said he would help us, but he has been stabbing us in the back.

Huihuo: Noob Baiyu, look at my real him offline.

Xiadie: Baiyu has been saying that I have a sickle, quantum properties, a butterfly, and am Daxier. I don’t understand.

After the collapse, Penglai Temple Jiuxiao said to Bai Yu with emotion: "Brother, I want to build an academy to protect children. I have decided to call it the Honkai Academy for now. Will you help me?"

Bai Yu said nothing and pushed himself behind the crowd. Looking at the hundreds of Babylonian Academy student "gods" around Bai Yu, Penglai Temple Jiuxiao asked again with some uncertainty.

"Brother...will you help me?"

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Mu Yang traveled to Teyvat and gained access to the character popularity system. As long as he had enough popularity, his strength would become stronger, and he could also customize his own plot, which would in turn affect Blue Star. So, Mu Yang began his own tricks. At the same time, there were more and more discussions about him in the Parallel Blue Star Forum and the live broadcast room. "The new character is so handsome, my family, it's amazing!" "What did this airborne character say? He wants to kill the Wind Dragon?" "I, True Lord, love to tell the truth, Mu Yang is definitely the murderer who assassinated the God of Rock. I am not the one who made up your constellation!"... Later, the players discovered that every year during the Lantern Festival, the Liyue characters reunited, but Mu Yang never showed up.

Yan Huan accidentally traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, and was immediately attacked by Kafka's star core.

"Congratulations to the host for awakening the tanking system. Tanking will make you stronger!"

"Is there such a good thing?"

Yan Huan was lying there, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf confused.

After the bad end...

"Congratulations to the host for achieving the level of Star God Envoy and the true and unique skills passed down by the Red Kite Immortal!"

"No, really?!"

On that day, a sword tip covering the galaxy appeared outside the Black Tower Space Station and slowly fell towards the Doomsday Beast.

Sanyueqi was stunned: "Oh my god, what is that?"

Walter pushed his glasses: "It turned out to be Taixu Sword God, who is the one who drew the sword?"

Estelle's pupils shrank sharply. "How much does it cost for him to stay in the space station? I'll even pay double!"

Heita: "Heh, now that you're in this lab, don't even think about leaving. It's not up to you!"

Only Yan Huan was as calm as water.

"Everyone, this is a small scene, please don't be nervous."

"Oh right." Yan Huan turned around, "Did you take the picture of my handsome appearance just now? Remember to edit it carefully."

Everyone: “…”

In order to protect his companions from the threat of the Star God of Destruction, Yan Huan entered the ultimate state of tanking.

"What's the point of developing? I haven't finished my happy water yet."

"I want the most expensive and best hotel."

"March, where are your snacks? No way I ate them all in just a few days. They're really few. You should buy some more."

San Yue Qi gnashed his teeth and said to everyone on the train:

"How about we kick him out of the car?"

If we were to rank the difficulty of a time travel, there's the Extremely Easy difficulty, where you're born a sage; the Easy difficulty, where you can become a second-generation immortal; the Medium difficulty, where you're mediocre, with cheats; and the Hard difficulty, where you start as an orphan and are deeply in debt. Misfortunes often come with blessings, and blessings often hide misfortunes. Luo Yu, who traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, was unfortunate, as his starting difficulty was hellish—he was born in the women's restroom. But Luo Yu was also fortunate, as he immediately achieved the only achievement in the observed universe—being simultaneously observed by the three Star Gods. Star God of Joy! Star God of Wisdom! Star God of Memory! Please grant me strength! Climbing out of the women's restroom and regaining my life—this is just the beginning of Luo Yu's gaming universe. Watch how Luo Yu manipulates the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and turns the tide! The main world of Starry Sky Railway is interspersed with the sub-worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.

[More daily life - time travel - emotional line - simulation is longer]

He Li accidentally traveled to the continent of Teyvat and unlocked the plot simulation system.

The system will give different rewards according to the simulation results.

But simulation is simulation after all, he has to live in the real world.

I originally thought that simulation and reality were separate.

But suddenly one day...

[Hey, Miss Shin from Inazuma, calm down.]

[Hiss——Rosalin, you actually did this to me in broad daylight...]

[What? This music store is mine? You are still the boss lady after all? ]

....

Great, you still remember.

(Female emperor, character setting remains unchanged, please do not read if you mind. The first 13 chapters are indeed not written rigorously, so please be lenient, the following plots are absolutely serious)

Li Zihan always felt that his life was quite miserable. As a time traveler living in the Moon World, he had no artifacts, no fantasy bloodline, and his grandfather was a disabled apprentice wholesaler. If he wanted to make a name for himself, he had to rely on himself. "It would be great if I could start a new life." Li Zihan, who had decided to be self-reliant, said this casually after formulating a comeback plan. Then he traveled through time again. The answer is Theresa is the best in the world (silly)

Others who traveled through Bengtie had all sorts of cheats and were smitten with beautiful women from the start. But Ye Xuan, upon crossing over, was cruelly abandoned by the Black Tower for being 'worthless' and could only follow the main questline to gain experience. Luckily, he quickly linked his immortal cultivation diary. By updating his daily diary entries, he could gain traditional immortal cultivation abilities. Black Tower: "What the hell is this immortal cultivation? Oh my god, I want to know what's next. Ye Xuan, I was wrong. Please update soon!" March Seven: "Wow, reaching the pinnacle of immortal cultivation is so powerful! Can you know the past and the future? Will you be able to know what I was like in the past?" Kafka: "Are there really immortals in this world who can easily reach the destination I desire?!" Silver Wolf: "This immortal cultivator is such a stunner! I refuse to accept it!" Fireworks: "A Nascent Soul cultivator is so terrifying! He can grab stars and moons. If he reaches the stage of transcending tribulation, wouldn't he be able to defeat a Star God?!" Illusion: "Your..."

In order to restore his seriously ill mother to health, Wu Di agreed to the system's conditions.

Came to a world called Genshin Impact, completed three tasks, "save" three women who would have died or been imprisoned, and changed their fate.

Wu Di always deliberately reduces emotional interactions with these women, believing that he is just a passer-by in this world.

But with the help of his subconscious choice, they thought Wu Di was a person who was cold on the outside but warm on the inside.

Especially when they found that Wu Di, who died for them, appeared in front of them again, everything was different.

Later, Wu Di found himself surrounded by them and given their unpleasant looks.

Wu Di wanted to explain this to them:

Save you? It's just the system's task.