【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】
In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!
In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?
So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!
He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.
At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."
[Pokémon] and [Genshin Impact] can be worn together.
Jiang Chen is a dual player of "Genshin Impact" and "Pokémon" from the real world.
He has deep feelings for Pokémon and the beautiful girls of Teyvat.
Well then, let the people of Teyvat see our bond!
…………
At the beginning, he arrived at Fontaine and directly flew a dragon to Fu Fu's face.
Then "kidnap" it to the Pokémon world and do this and that...
after……
Phonina: "Pikachu, let's go together!"
Navia: "Gardevoir, let them see our bond!"
Ying: "Go! Paimon!!!"
Hu Tao: "Geng Gui..."
Shen He: "..."
………
{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}
Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.
Name: Walnut
Height: 150cm
Weight: 40kg
Measurements: No more
Price: 0.1 yuan
Delivery method: same day delivery.
Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.
Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.
After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.
Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.
The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.
Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.
Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?
Many years later,
Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:
"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."
Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"
The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...
"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."
"It's done! Four-image pill!"
"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"
When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.
As the new twelfth executive, Bai Luo said he was a little panicked.
Because the Winter Empress gave him a task, that is, to go to Inazuma as a winter envoy.
As a time-traveler, he knows the consequences of going to Inazuma, and he will definitely be praised by the Thunderbolt General.
But if he doesn't go, the Winter Empress will raise him again.
So he chose Teyvat's traditional art - fishing.
Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.
By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.
Let’s start with Lei Movie.
"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"
Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."
Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"
Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."
Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"
Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...
【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】
Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.
Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.
At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]
Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"
【System: Please watch VCR】
[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]
…
Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."
[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]
Zhongli: “!?”
…
[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]
"What? You're still using the Ridge Dragon to fight others? It's you! Go, Fei Tuo!" An orange-gold magic net was thrown out in all directions. In a burst of dazzling light, the Dragon King Rhodo descended like a mountain! "Andrius, King Wolf of the North Wind, I performed my End of Day Closing Song quite skillfully, right?" "Osel, the Demon God of the Whirlpool! Dragon Durin! Collect!" "Why do I use the magic of the True Lord Liuyunjiefeng? Guess." "With the power of the Grass Dragon King Apupe! The purest grass element, use it for me!" "Upgrade and merge the power of the Explosive Flame Tree and the Formless Fire? Flame takes shape! Go!" "Can Miss Fox's power also work?"
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.
After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.
While studying.
Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!
When I was eight years old...
Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!
Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...
Since then.
In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.
A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.
One day.
Silky's training in the abyss has ended.
He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!
The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.
I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!
The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.
Lu Li happened to return from outside.
Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!
"Master! What are you doing here!?"
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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!
Many years later.
Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?
............
After Teyvat became invincible.
Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.
They also taught him cooking skills.
I was feeling a bit bored one day.
Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."
Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.
"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"