[Lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. Chen Xun transmigrates to a vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakens an immortality system, and is even gifted an immortal spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone; I only want to see the world's splendor with my old ox. Inadvertently, he reveals three mountain-splitting axes at his waist; in another inadvertently, he reveals his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly puts on a bandit hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and my old ox are the most reasonable." The entire universe trembles; he's wearing...wearing it. A Qi Refining stage fireball spell suddenly...[Purple Spirit Snowstorm]
[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]
From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...
Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.
Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.
For thousands of years, dynasties changed.
Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.
After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.
…
Jiang Hanwen:
"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.
I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"
When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.
The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.
"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."
The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.
The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.
"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."
Gu Qingshan transmigrated into the body of a lowly jailer in the Heavenly Prison. In this chaotic world where human life is cheap and demons run rampant, Gu Qingshan only wanted to live a quiet life until the end of time.
Fortunately, he awakened the Longevity System, granting him unlimited lifespan and the ability to gain one attribute point every year!
While peerless geniuses fought tooth and nail for a single martial arts manual, he was quietly adding points to "Iron Shirt" (a martial arts manual).
[Iron Shirt] +1, promoted to Bronze Skin!
[Iron Shirt] +1, promoted to Iron Bones!
Iron Shirt +1, Golden Body Perfection!
What? Ordinary martial arts can "break limits"?
Breaking the limits! Awakening [Shockwave Counterattack]! Dare to touch me? Before I even throw a punch, your divine weapon will shatter into dust!
Inside the Heavenly Prison is a cannibalistic world; outside the Heavenly Prison is a court where gods fight.
The White Lotus Demon has transformed into a flesh and blood lotus, terrifying and bizarre!
Powerful ministers vie for power, and princes fight for the throne; a single misstep can turn one into cannon fodder!
Faced with all this, Gu Qingshan chose to—play it safe! Play it safe even more! Play it safe to the extreme!
Trying to get me to take sides? Sorry, my old ailment flared up again, and I collapsed on the spot.
Are you trying to force me to take the lead? Sorry, I'm taking leave tonight and going home to avoid trouble.
With his unparalleled skill in "playing dead" and absolute low profile, he outlived one after another his enemies, superiors, and even the emperor!
A century later, when former enemies turned to dust, when the supreme dynasty fell to ashes, and when the lifespan of the once invincible cultivators ran out, Gu Qingshan remained young.
He walked out of the prison, looked at this brand new world, and smiled slightly.
"You fight for your eternal reigns, I, being immortal, will take responsibility for sending you all... on your way!"
A vast world failed to advance and, after countless years, was unexpectedly acquired by Xia Qi. After his first breakthrough in cultivation, he opened his inner world. With each of Xia Qi's subsequent breakthroughs, his inner world grew step by step, eventually becoming his personal microcosm, providing an inexhaustible source of resources.
(Decisiveness + Immortality + Arrogance)
He cannot be killed by a knife, drowned by water, or struck by lightning, which is just a tickle.
So he let go completely:
Listening to all kinds of romantic stories in the brothel, soaking in the red dust in the wine cup;
If I don’t like someone, I will kill him, no matter if he is a god, a demon or a fairy.
Since you won’t die anyway, why not live a carefree life until the end of time?
[Longevity + Daily Life + Farming + Living a Simple Life + No Sword] Jiang Quan traveled to the world of cultivating immortals, and was granted longevity at the beginning, but he did not have the qualifications to practice. In this case, he decided to cultivate all the ways of heaven and earth before cultivating immortals. So Jiang Quan entered the world to experience all kinds of life, such as refining weapons, refining pills, talismans, formations, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, cause and effect, reincarnation... and cultivated them all.
Jiang Chen transmigrated to a chaotic world of demons and monsters, waking up to find himself a menial laborer in the Black Shark Gang's alchemy workshop. The gang leader was bloodthirsty, and the lives of the lower-ranking members were worthless. The world was in chaos, with demons and black calamities threatening the common people, leaving them living in constant fear. Fortunately, Jiang Chen could gain lifespan by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth. He could then use this lifespan to deduce cultivation techniques, instantly increasing his strength. [Contact with air, lifespan +10 seconds] [Contact with animal hide shoes, lifespan +10 days] [Contact with the Snow Lotus of the Cloud Sea, lifespan +10 years] Everything contains the essence of heaven and earth; even simply having his character panel in contact with the air allows him to absorb this essence. Jiang Chen discovered that he didn't need to do anything each day for his lifespan to increase.
(Ratings have just started and will increase later) Overnight, the world changed dramatically, superpowers descended, and countless lucky people gained various powerful abilities.
Some rule a divine kingdom, with ten thousand Buddhas paying homage at a wave of their hand; some incarnate in countless forms, omnipresent; and some even become immortals on the spot, ascending to heaven in broad daylight!
The old order crumbled, and a brilliant yet cruel era of great struggle, belonging to the extraordinary, suddenly descended.
In this era of great strife, Jiang Qi can gradually grow stronger simply by soaking in water. Although he was extremely weak in the early stages, he possessed an infinite lifespan.
No matter how arrogant and powerful you are, no matter how dynasties rise and fall, no matter how many myths emerge... he only needs a pool of clear water to wait for time to pass, and he can become the strongest.
As the long years passed, he witnessed the end of an era, the collapse of civilization, and the demise of countless people...
[Not a wish-fulfillment story + world view] By day, he transmigrated to the late matriarchal primitive society, where ferocious beasts roamed and everyone was born with superhuman strength.
Fortunately, he has immortality during the day, and as long as he doesn't do anything reckless, he'll eventually make it to modern society.
But instead of developing into a modern society, why has it turned into a world of cultivation?!
Alright, let's study cultivation and create a brand new cultivation system!
Years later, Bai Tian suddenly realized something: I am the sky!
This book presents a completely new mythological system from an alternative perspective...
Having experienced all seven emotions and six desires, I sit and watch the rise and fall of human life.
I was originally a carefree, immortal being, but after experiencing the mortal world, I became a banished immortal.
Yu Changsheng, a modern-day office worker, transmigrated to this world, but due to a 404 time-travel glitch, he was transformed into an idiot.
Fortunately, he has a longevity point system, meaning his lifespan is endless, and he gains one point every year.
Sooner or later, it will be added to intelligence, awakening innate wisdom.
"Congratulations, host, you have survived another year in the cruel world of cultivation. You have gained 1 free attribute point. Please allocate it."
"Host not responding, adding points randomly."
Strength +1
"Charm +1"
Speed +1
...
Many years later, Yu Changsheng was still known far and wide as the village's idiot... well,
He was a fool with immense strength, handsome features, and unparalleled agility.
When his parents grew old and frail, they worried that Yu Changsheng would have no one to take care of him in the future.
Left with no other choice, his parents bought another little girl from human traffickers to take care of him.
When both parents passed away, and my younger sister grew up...
That day, his younger sister suddenly ran up to him, her face flushed, and asked, "You silly Yu... do you want a wife?"
"Congratulations, host, another cruel twist..."
"Host not responding, adding points randomly."
Intelligence +1
On this day, Yu Changsheng turned 27 and awakened his Su Hui.
Looking at the shy and bashful girl before him, a flash of wisdom crossed Yu Changsheng's eyes: "Um... please call me Yu Changsheng..."
A dashing young man in fine clothes and riding a spirited horse, now with white hair and a weathered past.
All beings in this mortal world are but passersby; the world is but illusion, I am the true self.
Time may slay the proud, but it cannot slay me.