“Right or wrong, I no longer have the strength to explain. If you have anything to say, go talk to my holy sword.
My name is Xiling, a hero. Ever since I pulled out the holy sword, I officially joined the chat group.”
Kevin: “I’m fighting my future self? Is that for real? Will I win?”
Faded One (Tarnished): “Magic is also strength. I became king through magic—why wouldn’t that count?”
Remuan: “This is way more fun than a gun!”
Luo Tianyi: “I think I’ve time-traveled to an ancient world!”
Horaiji Kyusho: “I will lift the curtain of salvation and embark on the path of the savior.”
Erena: “…Can I leave the group? I feel like I don’t fit in with you all.”
In this story, you will see:
About me time-traveling 50,000 years into the future and picking up a cat
Kevin vs. Kevin
The Blade of Supreme Will
Something’s off about this ancient world
Becoming the martial champion in ancient times
The final battle against the Will of Collapse
Remuan piloting a mech
Encountering Hatsune Miku while playing in a band, strong as a monster, unbeatable
Elysia looking for someone
[Evil God and the Second-year Cooking Girl] [Ghoul] [Dragon Maid]
After graduating from New Oriental and working as a chef for two and a half years, Lu Ping'an was summoned to the world of Zongman by the Little Evil God. He obtained the golden finger "Drawing Items". The first draw must be gold, and the golden ability item "Luminous Cuisine" is obtained!
[Luminous Cuisine (Gold)]
Effect: Your understanding and intuition of cooking are greatly improved! Carefully cooked dishes will definitely glow, retain the greatest nutritional value, and double the deliciousness! It has a certain "pleasant" effect on the body and mind, and can conquer the body and mind of all creatures!
...
Emiya Kiritsugu: Director, I have reached my limit! I want to become a magical girl to carry out my justice and save the world!
Leng Fan: ...
Kaname Madoka: Thank you for saving me, Director. My favorite is ...
Homura Akemi: THE WORLD! Let's go back in time! I will definitely change the ending where Madoka likes the Director! Madoka is mine!
Leng Fan: ...
Joseph: Where is the Director...? ?
Leng Fan: Goodbye! Wait a minute! I won't listen!
Accelerator: In order to become the strongest, I will pay any price, I must become invincible.
Aikawa Ayumu: Magical girls in the mall are half price! Accelerator
: I will be a magical girl! I
suddenly became the Director of the Space-Time Administration Bureau and also had powerful strength. Why do I feel that the world is against me when these two good things come together? I
finally get to communicate with the two-dimensional girls in the chat group, why do I always feel that the whole world is against me?
Time travel is not to fight and kill, but to be human. In the morning, go downstairs to Ju, and then take Fairy Ib to the upside down mountain to see the scenery; At noon, I went to Yuanyue, and then went to listen to Muse's concert with Erina; Camping by the river at night, leaning in the arms of the wind speed dog and watching the magic girls fight each other. In a word... Those who say that they are dark souls in the morning, war hammers at noon, and those who are sheltered at night are all forked in Siberia to dig potatoes!
Good news: I suddenly traveled through time
. Better news: I traveled through hundreds of worlds at once.
[A Hyperion slacker]: Let me tell you, that day, I chased Otto for three days and three nights with a baseball bat.
[A Teyvat yellow-haired guy]: What would happen if Ivan was enlarged in Teyvat?
[A video store owner]: Oh no, my sister seems to have discovered that I have a relationship with other girls. I’m waiting online, it’s urgent.
[A certain savior]: How should this dragon meat be cooked? Can it be braised?
[A certain train garbage king]: Thank you for the invitation. My destiny is full. Recently, those star gods have been looking for me for meetings every day.
One day, when someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and whether he was cheating or something.
At this time, Mo Wang answered like this,
Mo Wang: Are you kidding? I have always relied on myself to become stronger.
Shirakawa Shiki traveled to the world of anime, flirting with beautiful girls in the air, and lived a comfortable life. However, why are their eyes getting more and more wrong? Yukinoshita Yukino: "Shiki-kun, which one is the real you?" Sakurajima Mai: "Let me be your only bunny girl, okay, Shiki-kun." Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I obviously met you first, why..." Kitagawa Umi: "Shiki-kun, I only wear cosplay clothes for you to see." Kato Megumi: "The personality of the senior is a bit bad, but..." Nakano Miku: "Shiki... Shiki-kun is the samurai in my mind." Makinohara Shoko: "Wu... O*chan is Shoko's, you thieving cats!" The main focus is on the daily world of anime, and other female characters will appear in the future.
After traveling to the world of anime, Hikage Miyauchi obtained a magical diary. As long as he wrote in it every day, he would get rewards.
But he had read diary online before traveling, and he knew that what he wrote would most likely be seen by the heroines of this world.
As a salted fish with no ambition, Hikage Miyauchi immediately decided to be a pure fun person in this world.
"What era is it? Who still writes traditional diaries?"
"No one is really willing to write their true feelings in a diary and then be watched by countless heroines, right?"
"My mother told me that this world is very dangerous. Boys must protect their privacy when they go out, so don't think about coming to me. After all, I am a man you will never get."
As Hikage Miyauchi continued to write in his diary, an "Avengers Alliance" composed of heroines who could see Hikage Miyauchi's diary was quietly born.
They gathered together for only one purpose, that is, to find the owner of this diary and ravage him inhumanely!
According to reports, there is a man in the dormitory of St. Freya Academy with knives and swords all over his back, bullet holes and fist marks on his body.
He was lying on the ground, with his hand stretched out and pointing at something.
According to Ms. Fu Hua's appraisal...it was suicide!
Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Pay attention to today's Honkai TV.
Qin Tian, who was accidentally sent away by a truck driver in his previous life, traveled to the world of Zongman and was bound to the [Fantasy Creation System].
Energy points can be obtained by transforming the origin of the world to create all things.
So Qin Tian set his sights on the original characters.
"I think these original characters are all good leeks because they have the origin of each world."
Using the system to create a dream space, he made various animations, games, and movie plots he had seen in his previous life into dream copies and invited various original characters to participate, so that they could draw some world origins in their dreams to provide energy for themselves.
By the way, he took out some energy and manifested various "treasures" as rewards for participants.
So...
Why did the eldest lady of a certain consortium pose strangely with her valet late at night?
Why did the pink-haired social phobia girl summon the devil in public?
Why did the service department frequently hear the sound of slurping noodles and the door was frozen all year round?
In this way, one original character after another was invited in his sleep and was forced to suffer and be happy in the dream game copy created by Qin Tian...
PS: This is a harem article, please don't enter if you don't like it.
Yakumo Yukari: "I am the founder of Gensokyo, a wise man respected by countless monsters!"
Scathach: "I am the queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, and I have killed countless gods!"
Aqua: "I am a goddess, a real one!"
...
Finally, everyone looked at Chen Xuan: "Who are you?"
Chen Xuan couldn't help but panic.
I just sneaked in to make up the numbers, do you believe it?