More than ten years ago, a child fell from the sky in front of the Rock King. When Morax saw the child, he frowned for a long time: "What an ugly child..."
More than ten years ago, Zhong Gui fell from the sky. The first person he saw when he opened his eyes, and the first thing he said was that he was jealous of her beauty. Zhong Gui was determined to stick to him for the rest of her life, eating and drinking his food, and even eating him out of money!
Everything was going smoothly until Zhong Gui returned from his travels in the seven kingdoms.
Zhong Gui: Am I engaged?
Ganyu: When did this happen? How come I have a new fiancé?
Shen He: Senior sister? Why is she here?
Hu Tao: This is my adopted husband. Where did you come from? Zhongli, Zhongli, they're bullying me!
…
Then, you need a tool to travel to other worlds!
Chat Man: Here I come!
"You mean... you saw four Hilichurls take a hit from a Stormterror's claw, but they were completely unharmed?"
Qin stared in disbelief and asked Ying...
Ying glanced awkwardly into the distance and said, "They weren't exactly unscathed, they were turned into Hilichurl pancakes..."
A Windranger Hilichurl took out an air pump from off-camera, inflated himself, and then tried to help the Hilichurl Rathalos next to him. However, he pumped in too much air, and watched helplessly as Rathalos, exhaling gas, flew into the air, accidentally knocking over a passing Dvalin.
Finally, he landed on his butt, flattening the restored Water Hilichurl Ranger and Hilichurl Thug.
Everyone fell silent at this shocking scene.
[Harem] + [QCQS] + [No Green, No Thunder] (New users can enter invitation code G3854D to receive book coins) Lu Lin transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and obtained a character entry system. Not only could he invite numerous characters to join, but he could also bestow special entry attributes upon them. [Double Happiness]: When the owner experiences happiness, the feeling of happiness will be doubled. [Telepathy]: Can be granted to multiple owners; when one owner experiences intense emotional fluctuations, other owners will feel the same way. ...At the same time, as the host, he also possesses a host attribute. [Charming Demeanor]: When the host's charm value increases to a certain level, it becomes easier to gain the favor of others. [Skillful Hands]: Various life skills talents are enhanced, and hand techniques are greatly enhanced. [Critical Moment]: When activated, time can be paused. During the pause, the host can move freely for three minutes, lasting once a day. Looking at the attribute descriptions, a big question mark popped into Lu Lin's head. Are these attributes even legitimate?
Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...
"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."
"It's done! Four-image pill!"
"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"
When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.
[Genshin Impact Fanfiction] [Semi-Invincible] [Lighthearted] [Multiple Heroines]
"Mr. Chen Jin, as everyone knows, you are a person who enjoys gloating, betraying those who have helped you, and indulging in debauchery... May I ask, through what despicable means did you obtain the position of Executive Officer of the Fools?"
"It's Charlotte, the top reporter," she asked.
“I’ll say it again! There are two criteria for selecting the Fools’ Executive Officer: good looks and strong abilities! Obviously, I meet both! And who said these things?! This is slander! Slander! How do I even qualify for these words…”
Mr. Chen Jin was clearly stung by the question, refuted it, and expressed his extreme indignation at such accusations.
......
Chen Jin transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat and was taken in by the Queen to become her executor.
He even has a system that can extract skills from anime.
What is he going to do? It's so hard to guess!
Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!
[Slow pace][Casual][Mid-game Pokémon arrival][Teyvat gets bigger and bigger]
Liangzhai traveled through time and saw a Hilichurl circling around him and a Slime rubbing against his feet.
Is this Teyvat really something? Our Liangzhai is going to investigate!
In Mondstadt, he is the magical "Steve" businessman, always ready to help those in need.
Not only is he a glorious Grand Knight of the Knights of Favonius, but also a close ally of the Dawn Winery...
In Liyue, he is a close friend of the Geo Archon and the other immortals, and often takes the blame for Zhongli Laodeng.
As for the countries that follow...
Please explore the areas ahead at a later time!
Welcome to the Ninth Art Arcade, connecting all worlds!
Here, you'll find
Walnut, the head of the Hall of Rebirth, counting the zombies on her way to survival and tracking the progress of the Soul-Saving Master.
Kiana, the most powerful (and future) Valkyrie, faces her inner self and conquers her fears in Silent Hill.
Firefly, the Star Core Hunter poised to ignite the sea of stars, joins the EDF in the war against the Star Guides, determined to transcend her destiny.
Then there's Zhongli, the retired Rock Prince, farming in Mineral Town; Sakura, transforming into a wolf to protect her sister; Bronya, attempting to build an invincible mecha; Yomi, pondering the uses of the Yama Blade...
and finally, Alicia, transcending life and death with the store manager to forge the future!
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Su Chi transmigrates to the world of Full-Time Mage and starts with a choice of three Hextech heroes.
[Golden Egg of Destiny (Colorful): Provides a golden egg that takes eleven years to hatch. Opening it will grant generous rewards.]
[Hedge Fund (Lucky): Receive 100 million upfront, followed by 5 million annually.]
[Demon Pact (Colorful): Sacrifice life to gain power. Sacrificing ten years of lifespan achieves beginner-level mage status, thirty years achieves intermediate-level mage status, and fifty years achieves advanced-level mage status.]