[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

Wei Tingyu woke up and found himself traveling to the world of "Nine Layers Purple". He replaced the heroine Dou Zhao's unfaithful ex-husband with his flesh and blood?

What? This world is actually a combination of many female-led dramas such as "Do You Know?", "Mo Yu Yun Jian", "Yu Lou Chun", "Dream of the Red Chamber", "Hua Xi Zhi", etc.?

What should Wei Tingyu do when these heroines appear beside him one by one?

As long as you turn these arrogant heroines into little women by your side, you can reach the peak of your life!

Dou Zhao: "Husband! I know you are in trouble, but I must be the legal wife!"

Sheng Minglan: "I am willing to follow you wholeheartedly, but I will never be your concubine!"

Xue Fangfei: "My husband, help me to seek revenge, and I will give myself to you! But I cannot obey your command to be your concubine!"

…

Wei Tingyu: "How difficult is that? You are both equal wives!"

The girls were confused: "This is in etiquette..."

In the twentieth year of Zhaoning, Pei Xiunian finally waited for the opportunity destined for a meteoric rise to power. That day, he killed the third prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty and took his place. ——"Tell me, who did you meet last night?" The Queen Mother sneered and threw out several portraits, depicting a Qingqiu fox demon, a white-robed swordsman, and a Taoist-robed imperial teacher. Pei Xiunian gritted his teeth and swore, "Heaven and earth can bear witness, I haven't been anywhere!" "You won't tell me? Someone, lock the door!"