Kitahara was getting married.
Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:
"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."
"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."
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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."
"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"
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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."
"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."
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A man torn between love... and survival.
(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)
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Zhang Liang transmigrated into the role of a villain's lackey, possessing neither exceptional spiritual roots nor a powerful background. He survives fights by hiding, contributes "damage output" by shouting, and cultivates purely through unwavering righteous spirit (i.e., no money). How utterly hopeless it seemed to achieve immortality through cultivation! Fortunately, Zhang Liang discovered he had...
[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]
He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.
"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"
"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."
Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.
"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."
He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.
"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."
"Well, in that case..."
"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"
What? I can marry a wife for free by joining the army? Then I want to join the army!” Li Wannian is the reincarnation of an impoverished family of the Li Tang royal family. He fights carefully at every step and prolongs the life of the Li Tang dynasty for another three hundred years!
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Transmigrating into a mere government office clerk in the Great Wu Dynasty, Su Mo only wanted a stable bureaucratic position to idle away his life.
Until one day, Su Mo discovered a yellow exclamation mark hovering above the head of the female Jinyiwei centurion—a woman known for killing without blinking! In her hand was a book capable of summoning flying swords to kill invisibly!
Su Mo could click the exclamation mark above her head, complete tasks, and reap rewards—promotions, immortal cultivation techniques, magical artifacts!
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The Empress: "Who claims Su Mo rose through ranks by relying on women? Step forward and say it boldly! I bear no grudges!"
Ning Guogong, a revered minister of three dynasties, stepped forth and declared in a resonant voice: "Your Majesty, this subject guarantees that Minister Su entered the Grand Secretariat before thirty by merit alone!
"It absolutely has nothing to do with Commander Lin Moyin of the Jinyiwei, Commander Nangong Sheyue of the Fengming Bureau, Left Vice Minister Chi Wulei of the Ministry of Personnel, or any others!"
The entire court of civil and military officials: "We concur!"
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Fake villains: brainless and impulsive, bullying men and women, arrogant and domineering, arrogant, and not rooting out the grass...
Real villains: noble status and prominent family background, careful calculation, bullying the weak, and crushing the protagonist to ashes...
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[True Introduction]
Traveling through the brainless and cool urban novel, becoming the villain BOSS on the protagonist's way to show off.
But what Cao Jinyan couldn't figure out was what the protagonist had to fight him.
His cleverness or the protagonist's halo?
In front of the absolute strength of the consortium, these are not worth mentioning at all.
The brainless plot ended completely, and an old six villain who had no moral integrity and did not play by the routine was born.
So-
the little crazy doctor in the city: This old six actually called the police and said that I damaged the medical equipment in his hospital?
The crooked-mouthed dragon king: I haven't returned to the country yet, and this old six has killed all my subordinates, and even beat my mouth crooked?
The loser who broke off the marriage: Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west... Wait, it hasn't been thirty years yet, and three minutes haven't even passed...
[No system, no gold finger, civilian flow]
Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, Tie Li, who was born as a civilian, has only one goal.
Awakening the martial soul, possessing innate soul power, and can become a noble soul master.
The struggle of the son of luck is too distant from me.
I just want to become a four-ring soul master with a thousand-year soul ring, and then come back to this city and form my own soul master family in this small city.