"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.

Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .

Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.

Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.

Snape: Ah yes yes yes...

Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

"I'm here to decorate! What are you doing!"

Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace and tried to attack his personal safety with a strange wooden stick, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets.

He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense.

"Bold! You still say you don't know magic!"

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Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, he also got the block gold finger in the game [My World]. Just when he knocked out the weirdo who suddenly came and went crazy and was about to make a name for himself in the decoration industry, he saw the white-bearded old man in front of him.

"What do you mean... hire me to be the alchemy professor of Hogwarts?"

Also, what is alchemy?

In the first year of coming to Hogwarts, he carefully disguised himself as an alchemy professor with some basic blocks.

In the third year of coming to Hogwarts, he gradually got better and fought against the Dementors with withering.

In his seventh year at Hogwarts, holding the command cube, Kesenhis raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him.

"Watch out, I will demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"

Darren traveled to the Harry Potter world and became Harry's twin brother.

Just as he was wondering whether he should hide for seven years with this identity, he obtained the Holy Father System.

As long as you play the role of the Holy Father,

you can get the Holy Father Points, which can be used in the mall. "Ding, congratulations on getting Phoenix Carol"

"Ding, congratulations on getting Obscurus."

"Ding, congratulations on getting the Blue Dragon's Reverse Scale"

"..."

With the help of the system, Darren, who played the role of the Holy Father all the way, found that the road to becoming a god was surprisingly easy.

Dumbledore: "Give me a copy of The Quibbler! I feel like ants are crawling on me without a new episode of Dungeons & Dragons!"

Voldemort: "Summoning the Death Eaters can wait, but whoever keeps me from watching the new episode of The Lord of the Rings is waiting to eat the Avatar."

Malfoy: "Vos-lo-da! That's not right. Why can't my dragon roar repel it? Let me study The Quibbler again."

Harry Potter sent out his protest letter for the twenty-third time: "I solemnly protest against The Quibbler's invasion of my privacy. It must have cast a tracking spell on me. Otherwise, how could it know me better than I know myself?"

It all started when Andre traveled through time and space to become the adopted son of the Lovegood family and Luna's brother.

In order to save his family from bankruptcy and upgrade himself, Andre decided to become a great writer in the magic world.

Become a literary giant in the wizarding world, starting with serializing "Harry Potter"!

Esmeralda, who traveled through time, and the Weasley twins formed the Big Three, and worked together to conquer the campus.

Professor Flitwick always liked to give her extra points.

Professor Sprout wishes she would take herbalism more seriously.

Professor McGonagall said she was a genius in transfiguration.

Professor Snape said that even though she was very talented in Potions, she was not worthy of those eyes.

Even the old bee who loves sweets frequently pays attention to her...

It's just that Harry will enter school in two years, and the noseless Voldemort will make a comeback, and his originally peaceful life will soon cease to exist.

Faced with the impact of the three protagonists, what should the Big Three do? In the battle between good and evil, where will Esmeralda stand? Will the Gemini stars never see each other again in this life?

Everything begins when Esmeralda received the admission notice when she was twelve years old...

The new book "Hogwarts, Stars Shine" has been released. Interested book friends can support Tangyuan, thank you!

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional magic wands?

Come try this round wand, which can release three spells at the same time, and its main feature is the surprise effect.

Let’s take a look at this one. This staff is 1.5 meters long and made of iron wood. Dragon breeders all say it’s good.

There is also a cool lightning wand, a two-handed wand with double the power, an easy-to-operate trigger wand, and a finger-sized 7.62...

As the only designated heir of the Ollivander family, Siren feels that he needs to give the backward wizarding world a little shock.

Luo Bin traveled to the magical world of the West and obtained the golden finger - the Magical Animal Cultivation Cube!

As long as the magical creatures are defeated, they can be collected into the Rubik's Cube. Their magical attributes and combat effectiveness can also be improved through a series of feeding and cultivation.

Nagini's venom is too toxic and can only make the wound bleed?

Are garden gnomes so incompetent that they only dig holes in the ground and chew roots?

The mermaid in the Black Lake is ugly and can only lure people into drowning by singing?

The Whomping Willow's roots are deep in the ground, so it's only suitable for close attacks?

The Hungarian Horntail Fire Dragon is huge in size and has limited sight. Can't fight in close combat?

...

When the second-generation Dark Lord led his men to attack, they were shocked to find that Hogwarts had become a base camp for magical animals.

Then, he and his men were beaten so hard by the mutated creatures that they couldn't even find Bei!