"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.

Azkaban Redemption

Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.

Infernal Affairs

Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.

Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.

Wormtail: Give me a chance.

Snape: How can I give you a chance?

Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.

Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.

Wormtail: That means my death.

Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.

Wormtail: Who would believe that?

Memento

Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…

I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.

Crouch?

I seem to remember something, a great secret.

Danger is approaching.

Now,

who I am?

Where am I?

On the day he crossed the world of Harry Potter and received the admission notice, Ethan awakened the achievement system. As long as he made the corresponding events, he could get rewards.

With three million gold, he has achieved the achievement of [hegemony and wealth can rival the country].

Get the blood of magical animals and achieve the achievement [I'm not a human].

Use Avadaso's life to kill 100 wizards and achieve the achievement of [Gnawing Big Melon Lover].

......

On the day of graduation, when Ethan was seamlessly appointed Minister of Magic, the reporter of The Prophet's Daily asked:

"Mr. Adrian, as the youngest and best Minister of Magic in history, I heard that you have been famous for Hogwarts in the first year of admission, won the Merlin Order Medal in two years, and directly overturned the professor in three years... I don't know why you have achieved such dazzling results?"

Ethan Adrian spread his hands: "I really want to make progress!"

"Don't put all your hopes in the 'savior', let me carry the burden!" "Believe me, there is nothing to fear from Voldemort, he was never our true enemy!" Ethan Vincent, winner of the 2008 World War II Award

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.

The demon moon and calamity stars are coming, the demons and ghosts are rampant, the demons and demons are rampant, and the bloody storm is coming!

Through the story of Draco Malfoy’s twin brother who was reborn as Draco Malfoy and decided to become stronger in order to protect his family!

Hogwarts is the daily text of the main scene, with additional original plots for summer and Christmas holidays. The characters are close to the original description, and try to skip the refined text of the original content. Readers need to read the original

cool literary flow, no system

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional magic wands?

Come try this round wand, which can release three spells at the same time, and its main feature is the surprise effect.

Let’s take a look at this one. This staff is 1.5 meters long and made of iron wood. Dragon breeders all say it’s good.

There is also a cool lightning wand, a two-handed wand with double the power, an easy-to-operate trigger wand, and a finger-sized 7.62...

As the only designated heir of the Ollivander family, Siren feels that he needs to give the backward wizarding world a little shock.

On this day, the first-year Hogwarts freshman, the young savior Harry Potter, learned that a fifth-grade transfer student came to his college. He asked curiously: "Mr. Linde, where did you study magic before you transferred?"

Linde smiled slightly after hearing this, "I was the chief mage in Winterhold in the first grade, studied pyroxene magic at Rhea Lucaria College in the second grade, and conducted actual combat training in Middle-earth in the third grade. Years went to Candlekeep to build their mage tower at Baldur's Gate."

"That sounds incredible, so what are your plans for this year?"

"If you want to build a floating city, you have to set up your own secret religion. Maybe you can solve a little trouble for Professor Dumbledore by the way? For example, a certain Parseltongue is not very friendly."

Traveling through the sky, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls, Elden's Ring, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Baldur's Gate, Esoteric Cult Simulator...

Adrian Wisen, who traveled to the world of Harry Potter, didn't have any big ambitions. As a professor at Hogwarts, his daily routine is to take care of children, farm, and cause trouble for the elderly headmaster. Everyone who knew Adrian Wisen also knew that he was a kind and amiable wizard. Oh, there is one important thing. Never go near those plants he grows!