After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.

"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"

Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"

"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."

Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"

Haig: "Ah?"

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

PS: A relaxed, everyday life with a slow pace, no babysitting, and no need to chant spells to follow the plot—all wizards agree. However, Miss Loira Hamilton, a Veela half-blood from Durmstrang Academy, broke all that. At a young age, she was recognized as a member of the Wizengamot Wizarding Council, renowned as a master of magic circles, an expert in ancient runes, and known as the "Silent Witch" for her mastery of silent spells. "Ms. Hamilton is the finest professor at Hogwarts." — Hermione Granger's memoirs. "Miss Hamilton could very well become the next Chief Witch of the Wizengamot." — Dumbledore in The Prophet. But few know that Miss Loira Hamilton is actually a socially anxious person, so timid she can't even interact with others. Only the few of us, her close friends, know all this...