【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

"The newlyweds entered the room and the matchmaker was thrown over the wall."

"I'd rather believe in ghosts than trust a matchmaker's words."

"Don't be a middleman, don't be a guarantor, don't be a matchmaker for three generations!"

From the above three sentences, we can see how embarrassing the position of matchmakers is in the eyes of Chinese people.

Jiang Feng, who had just graduated from college, suddenly had the magical ability to see the marriage matching value, so he returned to his rural hometown and began his magical journey as a professional matchmaker.

With Jiang Feng's help, couple after couple became model couples in the eyes of the public.

In less than half a year, Jiang Feng became the most famous matchmaker in the area, receiving red envelopes and gifts every day.

As Jiang Feng's reputation as a matchmaker grew, many stars, wealthy people, officials and celebrities came to visit him with expensive gifts, inviting Jiang Feng to be a matchmaker for them or their relatives.

Many years later, Jiang Feng, who had already stood at the top of the industry, suddenly looked back and found that he had unknowingly changed the world's view of matchmakers and greatly improved the matchmakers' industry status.

This book is also known as "The Best Matchmaker in the World", "The Strongest Matchmaker in History", "The Ceiling of Matchmakers", "You Can Get Rich by Being a Matchmaker", "I Want to Be a Matchmaker Admired by Everyone", "I Want to Fly to the Sky and Stand Shoulder to Shoulder with Yue Lao", etc.

I would like to use this book to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married!

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]

Traveled through time?

God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.

Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?

No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.

What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.

Whoever you touch will get pregnant...

No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.

Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!