[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]

The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.

Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.

However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.

Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!

Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!

To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.

Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!

[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]

[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]

[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]

[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]

Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"

"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."

"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]

Traveled through time?

God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.

Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?

No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.

What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.

Whoever you touch will get pregnant...

No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.

Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!

When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

The style of painting has changed!

[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"

Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"

Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"

Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."

[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"

Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"

Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.

Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"

Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"

[Behind the scenes + system + acting + battle of wits + group portrait + no female protagonist + extraordinary] (the early stage is daily events - the middle stage is the advent of extraordinary objects + the late stage is the extraordinary individual tool people)

Death is not the end, it is the beginning of another game.

Zhou Yu was reborn with anger, but just wanted to live a peaceful life, but the system came down from the sky.

Wait... this system seems a bit nerdy? I can't complete the mission and still claim the prize?

A crazy plan began to grow in Zhou Yu's mind - to play the system!

He is no longer the host, but a player who controls the chessboard.

He used his points to redeem magical skills: [Thousand Mile Sound Transmission] to issue decrees from a distance, [Thousand Transformations Magic Sound] to imitate oracles, and [Quantum Monitor] to create system interfaces.

He used money to bribe mortals, outsourced low-star tasks, and accumulated capital.

He selected the "lucky ones", gave them the status of "pioneers", and threw out deadly bait.

Master Wang rescues people from a dangerous building, Li Ming is trapped in an endless loop on the death bus, and Officer Zhang witnesses the darkest depths of human nature...

Six-star mission [Deadly Current], five-star mission [Flame Dangerous Road], serial mission [Justice]... points and power poured into the palm of the hand.

[Eye of Kronos] reverses time and space, [Quantum Rift Prism] transmits rewards, he is like a real god.

Disclaimer: This book is a work of fiction. The characters and events are fictitious and have nothing to do with reality. Any similarities are purely coincidental.

I am an intern at Princeton University Hospital. I have brain cancer and I am already dead. My name is Du Wei, and I am a time traveler. I have brain cancer and I am dying. But as long as I save people, I can live. "High Table, you have done all the bad things! Get ready to be destroyed!"... "What? You said that Du Wei, the godfather of medicine, legal expert, financial tycoon, and crime nemesis, is a dying man?"

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American TV series: Already appeared in "House", "John Wick", "Person of Interest", "The Equalizer", and "Limitless (Movie Version)"

"What?... I am actually a cop in hollywood movies, an undercover detective of Los Angeles, US?"

" Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"The Island, Get Out, Wanted, The Conjuring, The Grudge, Silent Hill, Insidious, 1408, IT, The Invisible Man, In the Tall Grass, The Cabin in the Woods, The Walking Dead, Final Destination, The Mist…

The beautiful blue planet was invaded by alien enemies, and the whole world was devastated. At the same time, it also gave the human beings of the blue planet an opportunity to awaken. With options other than firearms, individuals can use their strength to kill enemies, get rich, and reach the peak of their lives.

Ye Na was lucky enough to awaken early, releasing energy spores that could decompose organic matter. She had intended to make a splash during the school's collective awakening, but in the end, her awakening wasn't detected?!

What the hell?

I'm not awake?

Then what about my mycelium that can decompose abnormal organisms?

Yenna smiled evilly.

Hehe, everything that happens is beneficial to me, no matter it's an enemy or an abnormal creature, just fall into my hands and become nutrients for my mycelium!

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