Lu Ye drove a three-wheeled vehicle and accidentally entered the scene of a dating variety show. He mistook Liu Tianxian and a group of female guests for female tourists and dragged them to Hongye Village.
But the production crew mistook him for a human trafficker or kidnapper and chased him for ten miles.
The whole network was on edge, but in the end it turned out to be a misunderstanding?
When I returned to the village, I found out that the filming location of the love variety show was actually next to Lu Ye's yard!
While the guests were cooking, the mouth-watering aroma of food came from the house next door. Many guests came to ask for food, their mouths watering.
The guests went to the fields, and Lu Ye from the neighboring field hitched a plow and plowed three acres of land back and forth.
Early in the morning, Lu Ye hummed a song called "Look Over Here, Girl Across the Street". The playful and wanton lyrics made the female guests next to him blush.
Wild boars came down the mountain and wreaked havoc in the cornfields. Lu Ye, carrying a large Guan Dao, chopped the wild boars from the south to the north of the village, killing them until they were pissing and bleeding.
Late at night, Lu Ye told the village children about the old corpse in the mountain village, which scared several female guests to tears.
Later, a shocking news broke out: the author of the epic poem "The Bird's Nest" that suddenly became popular on the Internet turned out to be him?
The Western magic classic "Harry Potter" that is famous on the Western Internet was actually written by him?
The audience then discovered that this seemingly rustic villager was actually wearing countless layers of vests...
A creator, a great writer, a doctor, a martial arts master, a playwright...
The male guests were filled with hatred, and they became passers-by, with all the limelight stolen by Lu Ye, an amateur villager!
Who is the guest on the dating show? Why not just let you be the guest?
Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
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Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.
On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"
Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"
Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."
A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."
Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.
However, the art style gradually went astray...
The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"
A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"
Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"
Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"
Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
[No female lead + no career storyline] [Fast-paced, high-energy throughout, never frustrating!]
Frustrated by terrible movies and the expressionless acting of young heartthrobs, Jiang Li, in a fit of rage, unexpectedly awakens the [Public Enemy System], transforming him into a super "troublemaker" in the entertainment industry!
A bad movie? I'll curse it until its box office flops!
A terrible show? I'll beat you until it's taken down and needs rectification!
Plagiarism? I'll expose you until you're completely disgraced!
Fans hate him to the core, capital sees him as a thorn in their side, but casual viewers love him to the point of fanaticism.
Standing at the center of the storm, Jiang Li smiled calmly: "You all just want to make money, while I want to make this world a better place."
Also known as: [After criticizing the entertainment industry, I became a top influencer], [The Chinese entertainment industry is so bad, and I'm not allowed to criticize it?], [I told you to comment, not to criticize someone until they were taken down!], [...]
[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]
Traveled through time?
God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.
Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?
No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.
What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.
Whoever you touch will get pregnant...
No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.
Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!
(Veterinarian + System + Treating People + Semi-live Broadcast + Abstraction)
That day, Zhang Lingchuan, who was on his normal medical duty, fell into deep thought as he listened to the system scanning the cow in front of him suffering from postpartum paralysis, which was defined as a rare postpartum paralysis in human history and a life expectancy of only one month.
That same day, a cattle farmer, believing a veterinarian was also a doctor, asked him to treat his daughter, a university student with a poor appetite, and prescribe medicine. A scan revealed an intrauterine pregnancy.
Then the entire live broadcast room went completely awry: the dreamy old man, the young lady who joined in the fun and lied about having a tight chest and a fast heartbeat, the brother with a low immune system...
This book is also known as "I'm a veterinarian, what the hell is your awakening of the Great Medical System!", "Abstraction is an art, as well as a medical skill", "How veterinary medicine shocked the medical community", and "Zhang, stop being a veterinarian!"
[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]
Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.
At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.
As a result, the entire style of the show changed.
"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"
"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"
"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."
"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"
"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"
"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"
Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.
"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"
"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."
[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]
[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]
[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]
The audience witnessed this scene.
"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"
"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"
Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!
Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!
I'm under so much pressure!
This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?
When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"