One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
"The newlyweds entered the room and the matchmaker was thrown over the wall."
"I'd rather believe in ghosts than trust a matchmaker's words."
"Don't be a middleman, don't be a guarantor, don't be a matchmaker for three generations!"
From the above three sentences, we can see how embarrassing the position of matchmakers is in the eyes of Chinese people.
Jiang Feng, who had just graduated from college, suddenly had the magical ability to see the marriage matching value, so he returned to his rural hometown and began his magical journey as a professional matchmaker.
With Jiang Feng's help, couple after couple became model couples in the eyes of the public.
In less than half a year, Jiang Feng became the most famous matchmaker in the area, receiving red envelopes and gifts every day.
As Jiang Feng's reputation as a matchmaker grew, many stars, wealthy people, officials and celebrities came to visit him with expensive gifts, inviting Jiang Feng to be a matchmaker for them or their relatives.
Many years later, Jiang Feng, who had already stood at the top of the industry, suddenly looked back and found that he had unknowingly changed the world's view of matchmakers and greatly improved the matchmakers' industry status.
This book is also known as "The Best Matchmaker in the World", "The Strongest Matchmaker in History", "The Ceiling of Matchmakers", "You Can Get Rich by Being a Matchmaker", "I Want to Be a Matchmaker Admired by Everyone", "I Want to Fly to the Sky and Stand Shoulder to Shoulder with Yue Lao", etc.
I would like to use this book to wish all lovers in the world to finally get married!
This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."
Reborn into this world.
Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.
"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"
"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"
"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"
"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."
"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."
"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"
When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.
Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.
Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?
[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]
Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.
At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.
As a result, the entire style of the show changed.
"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"
"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"
"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."
"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"
"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"
"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"
Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.
"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"
"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."
[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]
[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]
[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]
The audience witnessed this scene.
"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"
"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"
Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!
Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!
I'm under so much pressure!
This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"
The beautiful blue planet was invaded by alien enemies, and the whole world was devastated. At the same time, it also gave the human beings of the blue planet an opportunity to awaken. With options other than firearms, individuals can use their strength to kill enemies, get rich, and reach the peak of their lives.
Ye Na was lucky enough to awaken early, releasing energy spores that could decompose organic matter. She had intended to make a splash during the school's collective awakening, but in the end, her awakening wasn't detected?!
What the hell?
I'm not awake?
Then what about my mycelium that can decompose abnormal organisms?
Yenna smiled evilly.
Hehe, everything that happens is beneficial to me, no matter it's an enemy or an abnormal creature, just fall into my hands and become nutrients for my mycelium!
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"Please welcome the Bed Wars Finals MVP, Mr. Lu Yu, to the stage to receive the award!"
"Please welcome the champion of my World Redstone Challenge, Mr. Lu Yu, to the stage to receive the award!"
……
Lu Yu: "Can you bring me a chair? It's tiring to run up and down to receive an award."
"By the way, please prepare another truck for me. I'm afraid there are too many trophies and I won't be able to take them away later."
"Thank you, please invite the next guest to present the award to me."
"Don't show off, kid! To show off requires..."
Boom boom
After the all-round player Lu Yu was struck to death by lightning, he was reincarnated as a villager in the Cube Continent.
Still a fool!
Fortunately, the Minecraft game system is still there, and Lu Yu, a stupid villager, starts his life in the block continent from scratch.
[Congratulations on unlocking the one-click tree-cutting MOD! ]
【Congratulations on unlocking the food crafting MOD! 】
[Congratulations on unlocking the Sword MOD! ]
"Lu Yu, how did you do it?"
"Aba Aba Aba."
Lu Yu doesn’t know, and it’s none of Lu Yu’s business.
When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"
I am an intern at Princeton University Hospital. I have brain cancer and I am already dead. My name is Du Wei, and I am a time traveler. I have brain cancer and I am dying. But as long as I save people, I can live. "High Table, you have done all the bad things! Get ready to be destroyed!"... "What? You said that Du Wei, the godfather of medicine, legal expert, financial tycoon, and crime nemesis, is a dying man?"
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American TV series: Already appeared in "House", "John Wick", "Person of Interest", "The Equalizer", and "Limitless (Movie Version)"
[Lighthearted + Live Streaming + Comedy + Old Six + No Female Lead]
Su Yang had just transmigrated when he found himself participating in a variety show called "The Struggle of Youth" and becoming a security guard.
A new emotional value system is introduced at the start of the game.
He can earn emotion points by doing things that evoke emotions in others, such as excitement, shock, exhilaration, or frustration, and use these emotion points to participate in a lottery.
The moment he realized he had transmigrated, he understood. This was his second life, so of course he had to live it to the fullest!
During the day, while other security guards were patrolling, he was leisurely playing chess.
At midnight, a homeowner, looking down on Su Yang, angrily berated him for playing games instead of working seriously.
Without even looking up, Su Yang swiftly dispatched four of the opponent's opponents.
"I'm only making three thousand yuan a month. I'm a security guard, not your bodyguard!"
Viewers: "Sigh, it's all Su Yang's fault. He was so focused on playing the game that he forgot to hit the homeowner!"
【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!