【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]

The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.

Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.

However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.

Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!

Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!

To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.

Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!

[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]

[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]

[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]

[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]

Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"

"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."

"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]

Traveled through time?

God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.

Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?

No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.

What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.

Whoever you touch will get pregnant...

No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.

Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!

This book is also known as: "I'm Just Going to Extremes to Be Serious," "As Long as I Have No Morals, Nobody Can Kidnap Me," "Stay Away from Thunder," and "On the Importance of Prioritizing the Occupation of Moral Baseness."

Reborn into this world.

Seeing people and things that lacked manners, Qin Mu decided not to tolerate it anymore.

"You're almost thirty, why are you arguing with a child?"

"Can't you be a little more magnanimous during the Lunar New Year?"

"You have so much money you can't even spend it all, why don't you donate it to impoverished mountain areas?"

"You're the older sister, so you should give in to your younger brother."

"It takes two to tango; if he hit you, you must also have some issues."

"I did all this for you, didn't I? Do you think I wanted to?"

When encountering these phenomena of moral blackmail and forced role reversal.

Qin Mu, who had previously turned a blind eye, decided to take action.

Nobody's your father. What does it have to do with me if I forgive you because you're a police officer?

When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

The style of painting has changed!

[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"

Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"

Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"

Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."

[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"

Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"

Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.

Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"

Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"

Get a doomsday salvation system, as long as you save the world, you can have everything.

absorb top talents, create a salvation organization, descend on the doomsday world as a savior, let the whole world admire his appearance and worship him as a god.

The ultimate natural disaster.

Mutation frenzy.

Cthulhu whispered.

……

So, a huge organization that spans many worlds, takes the responsibility of protecting the world, and saves the world from the destruction of fate, gradually appeared in the eyes of the world.

People are in a different world, enslaving other races.

I am kind-hearted and cannot do such a thing.

[Succubus Terry's obedience is improved]

[Shared skill: Second Heart]

[Elf Callister's obedience is improved]

[Shared skill: Longevity]

[Female orc Amy's obedience is improved]

[Shared skill: Rage]

What? Can you share the skills of your enslaved object by increasing obedience? !

I'm sorry, but I want to enslave all female aliens!

Chen Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a student. At the beginning, his father arranges things for him, which is originally intended to provide safety education. However, under the influence of the system, things get out of control and become increasingly chaotic.

As one skill after another emerged, viewers who watched the live stream to learn about crime exclaimed in surprise, "Even with a global manhunt, we still can't catch the villains?"