Want to know the secret to my strength? Let me tell you: "Art comes from explosions, and only by shaking the pot can you become stronger!"

This is a story about getting to the top of the ninja world by throwing pots and adding points.

Goldfinger + no heroine + Hufflepuff. By the way, the protagonist does not wear women's clothes.

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On his 11th birthday, Adam received a letter from Hogwarts and learned that he had come to the world of Harry Potter. He was also a wizard and was about to go to Hogwarts, the safest school in the world. What was even more surprising was that he and the famous savior were in the same class.

"I thought it was a life stream, but it turned out to be a survival stream"

Adam tried to transfer to another school, but it didn't work. Adam tried to go abroad, but he had no money. At this critical moment, Adam unlocked the sealed book of Cullo Reedo, and the cards in the book that were no different from his childhood memories were unexpectedly powerful!

"It's my turn now!"

"I have 54 cards here, can you kill me in seconds?"

"Is Fiendfyre considered fire? Well, why not? 》

《The male Philosopher's Stone was destroyed, I still have a female one》

《You'd better pray that this Clow Card is useful, otherwise I'll play the Power Card》

《Flower cards can only change into flowers, so they have no killing power? I'll give you a sea of ​​flowers~ What flowers? Chinese biting cabbage》

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After the Battle of Hogwarts, according to our reporter's interview with the Death Eaters imprisoned in the new Azkaban, the other party claimed that Hogwarts was secretly researching weapons of mass destruction, which was called "Four Twos with Two Kings".

In response, the new Minister of Magic, Mr. Eugene, Professor Dumbledore of Hogwarts, and Mr. Adam, the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, issued a joint announcement, claiming that the speech was nothing more than the Death Eater's mental nonsense under Voldemort's long-term control of the Imperius Curse, and it was absolutely unreliable. The general public is advised to know.

(Purely joyful, focusing on daily life, a slow-paced plot, high-sugar, no-slasher plot, a harem of witty rants and goofballs, a hilarious story that'll make you smile.)

Chu Li thought that as a man devoted to love, a virgin who'd been single-handedly solo for 20 years, he'd have a happy ending when he met his destined partner.

But...

"Li, I know, everything now is a lie." The cook, with her EX-level housekeeping skill, glared.

"Damn Chu Li, actually... you're the most delicious~" a certain white-haired idiot said with a goofy grin.

"Chu Li, don't forget tonight's Sword Heart Jue," said the Red Kite Immortal.

"Uncle, the white-cut duck isn't tasty!" a certain fake "Three-Nothing" shuddered.

And Chu Li...

"Seven minutes of redemption, even if it's fake, I'll definitely find you again, but only if... you stop fighting! (Insane)"

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist who wants to be devoted but faces immense difficulties as he's pursued by the girls.

At the new game launch conference.

A reporter: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, congratulations on your work Pokémon surpassing Homunculus to become the world's number one IP the day before yesterday. Can I ask some questions?"

Nangong Yu: "Thank you, sure."

A reporter with an excited face: "I heard that you have a very close relationship with your secretary, the company's senior executives, the travel blogger with a large number of fans, and the eldest daughter of Yuedu Group. Is it true?"

Nangong Yu: "... Hey, hey, hey, where are the security guards? Get this troublemaker out!!"

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ps: Harem-oriented, more daily life, no poison, no knives, of course, using the game to torture players is another matter~

"I knew that you were special, my half."

The collapse was shattered, and the two Herrschers of the Sky looked at each other from afar in the air. The queen's orange eyes reflected the style of the Herrscher opposite her. As expected of her half, he could do such a thing.

"What? Am I your upper or lower body?"

The deep purple pupils were also filled with the other party's figure. You are just Kiana, and you dare to be so arrogant? I will beat you into a bug!