[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

When an absolute option appears, time will stand still if no choice is made.

If you make a choice but are unable to complete the task in the option, time will rewind, and the choice will start over.

Option 1: Single-handedly defeat the Demon King of the Demon Realm

[Option Two: Capture the heart of a thousand-year-old spinster with three sentences]

If Shi Xiaobai chooses option one, he will be brutally killed a million times; if he chooses option two, he will be hit with hairpins a million times.

Absolute Choice (selected 3210 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "I choose death!"

Shi Xiaobai committed suicide in anger, thinking it would be a relief.

Absolute Choice (selected 3211 times): "Choose, young man!"

Shi Xiaobai: "..."

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"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——

Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club

Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit

· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day

Encountering a giant during a math test

Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?

The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "

In the endless world, a strange legend circulates: in a special little shop, by signing a contract with the shopkeeper, one can obtain everything they desire—powerful strength, countless riches, and knowledge from another world! But few know that this shop also possesses the power to change destiny, whether past, present, or future, or regardless of race or identity. When they are willing to gamble everything to change their fate, the door to this shop will open for them, and a new destiny will be born here! "Sign a contract with me, and then—transcend destiny!!" — Meanwhile, the shopkeeper, Lan Xing, is looking helplessly at his ever-growing deficit in his account book. He doesn't know when it started, but the number of girls in the shop seems to be increasing: twin oni maids, an elf girl who loves dolls, a cat-eared blade that transforms into a sword… 'The meal expenses have gone up again this month.' He only initially wanted to reciprocate a gentleman's kindness… (Also known as the Dimensional Aid Exchange, Dimensional Oddity Store, Dimensional Exchange…)

"Your sanity has returned to zero, please replenish it with pure Originium immediately." After hearing the system prompt, Bo tried hard to open the drawer, but his eyes went dark and he lost the ability to think.

A few minutes later.

Bo: "Little Platinum cutie, be my girlfriend!"

Bai Jin: "If it's the doctor, I would..."

Mr. Bo: "Great, let's change people!"

Bo: "Little Blue Poison Angel, I seem to have fallen in love with you!"

Blue Poison: "Actually, I'm also sorry about you, Doctor..."

Bo: "Done, keep going!"

Mr. Bo: "Little White Rabbit, please spend the rest of your life with me."

Little White Rabbit: "If that is your wish, then I will..."

Mr. Bo: "NICE, next one."

Retired legendary soldier Duxi was ambushed during an operation, leaving him physically disabled. The sacrifice of his father dealt him a devastating blow. By chance, he encountered a game called *Azure Archives* and has played it ever since. An unexpected event transported Duxi to Giwatos, where he became a real teacher. Having mastered the storyline, Teacher Duxi chooses to help students in dire straits when necessary, solely to atone for the mistake he should never have made. However, over time, the students discover that their teacher is not as weak as she appears…

“Sensei, can you tell me who the shadowy figure in this video is?” Noah asked with a smile, staring at Duxi.

"Sen~sei~, who carried me back to my room last night?" Hoshino looked at Tokuhi with an innocent smile.

"Sensei, you're so amazing, why don't you rob a bank with me?" Bai Zi asked, puzzled.

Previously: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just doing my duty as a teacher, I absolutely have no ulterior motives!"

Then: "I will rely on our strength to save this imperfect world! And you, and all of you..."

"I've transmigrated! I found a tablet, and it's the system for Mythical Beast Palu!" "Huh? How come you have a Deviljho? This isn't the world of Mythical Beast Palu, it's the world of Monster Hunter!?" "What do you mean all the monsters I catch turn into monster girls?" "...Rape!"

[Transmigration + Another World + No System + Fantasy + Magic + Slice of Life]

"Brother, we're going to be late! Please get up quickly!"

"Sleep a little longer, sweetie, let me sleep a little longer..."

"Big brother, wake up! Today is the entrance exam, if you don't get up I'm going to use the special wake-up service!"

"Um... Xiaoxue, could you please get off me first?"

Grandmaster Dongfang Bai's greatest achievement upon traversing the Celestial Empire—

Not becoming a Level 0 loser,

Instead, she became the "key protected waste" of the genius mage's sister.

Younger sister: A level 5 genius beauty whose daily skills are being able to defeat everything in sight and creating "surprises" for her brother.

Brother: Lv0 Salted Fish, his survival skill is to try not to be driven away by his sister's excessive protectiveness.

On the first day of school, the entire school witnessed this outrageous scene:

"My sister could punch Cerberus to death, but she insisted that I braid her hair myself."

"My brother can't even make a water balloon, but he's the best brother in the world! ...Hey? Brother, don't run away!"

[Time Travel + Mingchao + Multiple Heroines + Food, Drinks, Fun, Non-Plot] Comment and we'll reply to any plot you want. Watch it for fun, OOC mine, your wives'. Time Travel to Mingchao, and I'm a drifter? Hey, why is there someone lying next to me? Is it Xixi? Wait, why is she in my room? ...Last draw... Win! Bai Lichen stared at the screen, as if he wanted to stare through the lottery interface. Golden light! It's golden light! He's been working hard for three days and three nights, and now he can win! Bai Lichen jumped up in his chair excitedly! Suddenly, his eyes went dark. ...At least, let me see if I won...

[No system + multiple female protagonists + otherworld + magic]

[Characters in this work include, but are not limited to: vampires, elves, witches, saints, angels, demons, mermaids, princesses, catgirls, and bunny girls]

What are the little girl's matches made of?

Will Cinderella's glass slipper be able to cross the midnight barrier?

Why is the mermaid's dance both captivating and poignant?

Does Snow White's magic mirror reveal a lie or the truth?

Did Rapunzel's hair grow longer than the tower?

...

Having died and been resurrected dozens of times, Green didn't actually know the answer to the question, especially since the story in this world had already changed. More importantly, he seemed to be lost in the forest.

as well as……

Little Red Riding Hood with blonde hair: "Big brother, why aren't you wearing any clothes and only a cloak?"

Green: ...

Looking at the little red hat that only reached his waist, Green fell into deep thought.

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P.S.: There may be some K-pop content, but it won't be scary.